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Living the Dream
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The Top Strip Clubs in the USA
Here's the link to the article. HERE
I call BS on the one in Indiana. I've been there. Back about 20 years ago. Hands down the best. Anymore... meh....
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I think they like decor versus girls. Which is fine but...
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Fake Nick 1.0
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JuicyDevils.gr Owner
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Nice list...
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Not very accurate. The one in Minneapolis is now called the Library and it sucks shit. Fat ghetto bitches and the way they have their lasers arranged on stage guarantee you get beamed in the eye ever 2-3 minutes, I tried moving like 10 times because I thought it was the seat I was in. I went home and was laying in bed with my eyes closed and was seeing spots of light. Between that and my wife snoring next to me, put me in a very shitty mood.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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It's all about SEO....
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I was surprised to know I have been to 4 of these places. I can say with 100% certainty Mons venus isn't the best shoe show in Florida. AND dude left out D.C.
Who's got a favorite D.C. spot??? |
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Location: Minneapolis
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agreed, ricks is where I go. Whoever does the hiring there doesn't get paid enough. All 18-21 year old girls who are hot as hell.
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has the writer been to Vegas?? "for a place that is guaranteed to be hot any time of day, Sapphire is the clear cut winner." Um Vegas does have a winter and it's COLD! lol
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Rebel Girl
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Penthouse clubs made it on the list twice...sweet!
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Clubs
My cousin had his bachelor party at Shotgun Willes. The announcer must have announced 50 bachelor parties that night. After every announcement the entire place yelled, "sucker."
The best club is long gone. The Red Apple in Kansas City, KS. They once paid the state a $105,000 fine to stay open. The state couldn't believe it when the Apple called up and asked, "cash or check?" State, "check is fine." 45 minutes the check was delivered 70 miles away. They had an off-site casino night. Of the 150 people attending, 75 were FBI agents hoping to catch some KC mob guys. A week later the state raided the Apple, finding over 200 violations, mostly felonies and shut them down. Now that's a club where they liked to party. My favorite girl was crazy. She drank doubles of Crown with a Michelob back. She could suck the bottle to it's widest part. When they said, "all dancers on stage," she'd get up the bar and suck one of the bulbs in one of the light fixtures. Never saw a bartender shocked by someone's drink order. At a stripper's hotel birthday party, Crazy ordered 3 rounds and had them down before the bartender could make my Jack. |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Hood
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They forgot Loch Ness just outside of Somerset, Wisconsin. Skankiest sluts that side of the Mississippi.
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Never been in neither of those clubs, but those babes are looking so hot... I would like to visit all of them...
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So Fucking Banned
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Paid Toplists? Money in that?
Mons Venus USED to be the bomb. Nude lap dances. hot women.... last time I went it was fairly mediocre. Anyone have a current report on the once legendary Mons? I loved the pussy lips t-shirts. |
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