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To be a lonely bitter stupid fucker that spends all your time on message boards acting like a jealous racist cocksucker and and being so desperate for human interaction that pretending like your a "tough guy somebody" in the cyber world & actually thinking that you are successfully hiding the fact that your a nobody - never was - and never will be... and going by the majority of your short circuiting little rants, most likely afraid to face the fact that your probably gay because you cannot get the the thoughts of black Men or ANY man with a Large cock outta your head...
Oh wait... My bad... that the Worst way I can think of to LIVE... FIRE... fire would be the worst way to die... ![]() |
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i'm not gay
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I love to racism, bro!
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fire
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This, and it's a common thing these days
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To be in a vegetative state while keeping conscience of the external world without being able to react or communicate. I think some people can stay in this horrible situation for years before passing away.
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Could be a disease that kills you slowly or to die burned.
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Whoever needs inspiration:
10 Worst Deaths in History | KickassFacts.com
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Naked in my bathroom
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Worst is to die thinkin you are gay but happy married
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Burried Alive
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Gas chamber, hands down. Read the California federal court decision holding the gas chamber to be unconstitutional as cruel and unusual punishment. It recounts the agony in technicolor. Some of the prisoners even manage to break their own arms while they are strapped in. The Arizona warden did one in the early nineties and said that he'd resign if he were ordered to go through it again. I've had a client in the office who was a former prison guard from a Southern state and who participated in several executions. Not a squeamish guy at all. He looked at what happened in the gas chamber the first time he was required to assist. He never watched it again. He told me that no one ever looks at it a second time. They turn their backs.
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I think it would be awful to be buried in a coffin while still alive.. The coffin is gradually filling with water...
Unfortunately the water is not rising fast enough to put out the flames that are slowly burning my body. I was tortured before being placed in this cofffin and the person that did this to me did a good job of ensuring that I burn slowly and painfully. The coffin was also filled with rats, snakes, spiders and flies that will bite and eat your flesh and burrow deeper for safety and survival. |
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death by fire unless i'm blacked out from the carbon monoxide first. second to that is drowning, i'm so terrified of that i won't even take a cruise
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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Eaten by a shark or drowning.
Strike that last one. Eaten by a shark, definitely |
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If you ever make a movie.... It will be the biggest shocker ever!
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![]() ![]() You've obviously never been stranded at sea. Cancer you get a nice warm bed, drugs, booze, etc. A little tip is to release what you have to release real slow like so as to not attract as much attention from what lies below. It also helps if it's not that time of the month. Sweet dreams. lol
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Being taxed so badly on your home, property, utilities, income, investments...that you're forced to sell your home and live in an appliance box under the bridge until they find your cold, frozen carcus in the spring thaw.
We just got told our yearly water rates are jumping from $500/yr to $736/yr. Why? Because our city's watermains are 100 yrs. old and they lose more than 60% through leakage throughout the system. Many of us are () this close to literally being taxed to death. And to think we're classified as middle-class, middle-income wage earners in our area. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Cancer is bad because it robs you of your dignity before you die, but being tortured by a lone individual also does that and is much much worse. At least being tortured by a gov you can take some comfort in that your torturers are just doing their job and you somehow matter enough for a government to care, but this actually happened:
"?First I?m going to torture you in the most horrible and painful manner I can think of. Then I?m going to abuse you sexually in the most degrading way I possibly can think of. Then I?ll kill you in the slowest and most painful way I can conceive. . . Do you have any questions?? You don't see your family, you don't have any support, there isn't any hope. You'll lose who you are, and any shred of your humanity. You're just an unlucky person. I'd have to vote for that as the worst. ![]() Junko Furuta was a 17-year-old Japanese teenager was kidnapped by a group of young men. They kept her captive in the house owned by one of their parents. That was the beginning of her 44 days of torture that led to her death. They fed her only cockroaches to eat, only her own urine to drink. Foreign objects inserted into her vagina/anus including a still lit light-bulb, broken bottles, cigarettes, fireworks. They lit her legs on fire multiple times. There was rape and sodomy every day. She?s estimated to have gone through approx. 500 rapes due to her captors? Yakuza ties. She endured constant physical beatings included hits with golf clubs and bashing of face against cement floor. She was beaten to such an extent that her brain was shrinking from the trauma. She lost bowel control after dumbbells were dropped on her stomach while she lay on the floor with hands and feet bound. She was hung from the ceiling and used as boxing bag. On her last day of custody, she begged for them to just kill her. They challenged her to a game of Mahjong Solitaire and told her if she won they?d let her go. She did win but instead of releasing her they beat her with iron barbells and set her legs, arms, face and stomach alight after pouring lighter fluid on them. She went into shock and died the next day. Her corpse was found stuffed into a concrete filled barrel on a tract of reclaimed land in Kōtō, Tokyo. |
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