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Old 03-05-2015, 05:34 PM   #1
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FL man strikes again...

No it wasn't L Pink.. or me..


FORT MYERS, Fla. - A southwest Florida man put his dead neighbor in the bed of his pickup truck and drove to his lawyer's office claiming he'd killed the man in self-defense.

Attorney Robert Harris told the News-Press of Fort Myers that 52-year-old John Marshall showed up around 4 p.m. Wednesday, saying he didn't know who else to trust.

Attorneys called 911 and Marshall spent hours at Harris' office before finally leaving for the hospital around 10:30 p.m. He had a swollen lip, missing tooth and what appeared to be two broken thumbs.

According to Harris, Marshall wrestled a gun away from his neighbor and fatally shot him earlier Wednesday. The two men had apparently been in a dispute over property work.

Lee County Sheriff's deputies declined to say whether Marshall would be arrested.



lol how does this shit not surprise me..
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Old 03-05-2015, 05:38 PM   #2
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lol how does this shit not surprise me..
The only thing that surprises me is he didn't stop and go fishing on the way to his lawyer's.
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Old 03-05-2015, 06:22 PM   #3
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The only thing that surprises me is he didn't stop and go fishing on the way to his lawyer's.
when u get out??
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Old 03-05-2015, 07:03 PM   #4
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Did he have Skittles?
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Old 03-05-2015, 07:28 PM   #5
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when u get out??
Still in, the old lady snuck in a smartphone and charger in her gaping asshole during a conjugal visit.


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Old 03-05-2015, 07:59 PM   #6
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Still in, the old lady snuck in a smartphone and charger in her gaping asshole during a conjugal visit.


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It is a lot easier to get stuff in, I understand you do not want to give any secrets away, I hide it in my fro
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