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MetaMan · 03-08-2015, 05:41 AM

I got 1 big ass problem.

Word on the block is that i got a big ass white donk and ALL the bitches be raving about it on instagram.

I posted one photo with the hashtag #Cock-ifornia, like my dicks so big its the size of the California state. And i got bad ass dime piece bitches blowing up my pager all day long.

Whats a brutha to do?

me =

Deej · 03-08-2015, 05:43 AM

Your ... pager?

~Ray · 03-08-2015, 05:45 AM

is it 1997?

MetaMan · 03-08-2015, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Your ... pager?

I roll with a pager because i cant have ladies blowin up my cell phone. Then they can't play this game "Oh big white daddy its 3am come and widen my rug".

These hoes know i control the game. you page and you get called when i let the cockzilla out of the cage.

Other then that CHILL. kapeesh?

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

is it 1997?

Do you think i got time for stupid fucking questions son? message back when your balls drop and you stop banging fat chicks from the pool hall. KAPEESH?

jimmycooper · 03-08-2015, 05:56 AM

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Fat Panda · 03-08-2015, 07:50 AM

lots of tang lines up by my bicycle daily waiting for a ride to market to bye cheese cumcumbers carots beats to eat and be merry happy people by river drunking booze

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-08-2015, 08:04 AM

Show them what you're made of baybee!!!!!!

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Sunny Day · 03-08-2015, 09:59 AM

If bitches are banging your pager around the clock, go down to the payphone and invite them over.

RummyBoy · 03-08-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

If bitches are banging your pager around the clock, go down to the payphone and invite them over.

Then he'd be 6ft 3 and ripped to shreds....

MetaMan · 03-08-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Then he'd be 6ft 3 and ripped to shreds....

Listen fat ass shouldn't you be down at Dominos folding pizzas?

SmutHammer · 03-08-2015, 10:15 AM

The good 'ol days

fetishwealth · 03-08-2015, 10:37 AM

dat poon

SilentKnight · 03-08-2015, 10:44 AM

Drone shot of your 'poontang' line.

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romeo22 · 03-09-2015, 12:24 PM

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