Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 03-10-2015, 01:19 PM

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TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)?Stating that ?their continuing hostilities are a threat to world peace,? Iran has offered to mediate talks between congressional Republicans and President Obama.

Iran?s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, made the offer one day after Iran received what he called a ?worrisome letter? from Republican leaders, which suggested to him that ?the relationship between Republicans and Obama has deteriorated dangerously.?

?Tensions between these two historic enemies have been high in recent years, but we believe they are now at a boiling point,? Khamenei said. ?As a result, Iran feels it must offer itself as a peacemaker.?

He said that his nation was the ?logical choice? to jumpstart negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because ?it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.?

He invited Obama and the Republicans to meet in Tehran to hash out their differences and called on world powers to force the two bitter foes to the bargaining table, adding, ?It is time to stop the madness.?

Hours after Iran made its offer, President Obama said that he was willing to meet with his congressional adversaries under the auspices of Tehran, but questioned whether ?any deal reached with Republicans is worth the paper it?s written on.?

For their part, the Republicans said they would only agree to talks if there were no preconditions, such as recognizing President Obama?s existence.

Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama - The New Yorker

Harmon · 03-10-2015, 01:26 PM

This is fucking GOLD!!!

mineistaken · 03-10-2015, 01:26 PM

Iran will bring Hussein in line

crockett · 03-10-2015, 02:11 PM

LOL who knew Ali Khamenei had a sense of humor..

sandman! · 03-10-2015, 02:50 PM

Vendzilla · 03-10-2015, 02:53 PM

That's pretty funny!

directfiesta · 03-10-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

That's pretty funny!

yes ... and sorta sad at the same time .

bronco67 · 03-10-2015, 03:14 PM

Who knew the Iranians had a razor sharp wit?

baddog · 03-10-2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

LOL who knew Ali Khamenei had a sense of humor..

Who said he does?

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

... and sorta sad at the same time .

I agree, but for different reasons

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Who knew the Iranians had a razor sharp wit?

Who knew GFYers couldn't read?

Man, just shows people see what they want to see; it isn't crockett science.

pornmasta · 03-10-2015, 05:11 PM

:paulmarkham

Captain Kawaii · 03-10-2015, 05:35 PM

Thanks for the chuckles.

crockett · 03-10-2015, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Who said he does?

I agree, but for different reasons

Who knew GFYers couldn't read?

Man, just shows people see what they want to see; it isn't crockett science.

It appears the sarcasm flew right over your head..

baddog · 03-10-2015, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

It appears the sarcasm flew right over your head..

I had to consider the source.

PornDiscounts-V · 03-10-2015, 05:58 PM

Got a video? I can't read.

bronco67 · 03-10-2015, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Who said he does?

I agree, but for different reasons

Who knew GFYers couldn't read?

I was actually making a sarcastic joke, but I don't expect grumpy old men to have a sense of humor.

Joshua G · 03-10-2015, 08:33 PM

i would wager a nuclear deal with iran is gonna get done, soley to embarrass the republicans.

brassmonkey · 03-10-2015, 08:37 PM

id smear bacon grease on the microphones

_Richard_ · 03-11-2015, 01:36 AM

still not as funny as the real letter from irans foreign minister

dyna mo · 03-11-2015, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I was actually making a sarcastic joke, but I don't expect grumpy old men to have a sense of humor.

what you are not getting is it wasn't funny.

fetishwealth · 03-11-2015, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

It appears the sarcasm flew right over your head..

You forgot the /sarcasm tag.

candyflip · 03-11-2015, 07:18 AM

From the New Yorker's satire idiot? I'm not gonna click, but that's my guess.

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