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blackmonsters · 03-15-2015, 11:43 AM

Grip it tight when out at night :

Doctors claim first successful penis transplant - CNN.com

Bladewire · 03-15-2015, 01:04 PM

"The heroes in all of this for me are the donor, and his family. They saved the lives of many people because they donated the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, corneas, and then the penis."

Gotta wonder how mangled, disproportionate & off color it must be, but at least it works!

aka123 · 03-15-2015, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Grip it tight when out at night :

So that you will hold your penis with your death grip?

Well, at least you will get into news is you die like that in a public place.

mikesouth · 03-15-2015, 02:06 PM

Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

aka123 · 03-15-2015, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

If there was some testicle related punishment for breaking that oath, it surely was more binding oath.

I swear hands on my balls.

USA could replace that hand on heart thing. My country doesn't have that, so it doesn't apply in here.

blackmonsters · 03-15-2015, 02:55 PM

On the flip side, if a guy says he wouldn't fuck her even with your dick, you can now
offer a serious challenge.

MrBottomTooth · 03-15-2015, 03:24 PM

I wonder if they'll throw in free melatonin therapy if i trade up for a black dick.

blackmonsters · 03-15-2015, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I wonder if they'll throw in free melatonin therapy if i trade up for a black dick.

NO..........

Why do you think the Korean guy in the article had severe psychological problems and had
his removed after it worked just fine.

I mean, even when he had the pussy all to himself some black dude was still fucking his bitch.

Bladewire · 03-15-2015, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth

Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

I didn't know that very cool! Despite the stupid things you say about Gays & Hiv.;)

EngineCash · 03-16-2015, 02:32 AM

The new penis works, so great job for everyone...

seeandsee · 03-16-2015, 03:13 AM

I heard someone transplant peniss on his back

Look Chang · 03-16-2015, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

So women were not allowed to testiclefy?

RummyBoy · 03-16-2015, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

So women were not allowed to testiclefy?

Look Chang!?!?! You came out of the shadows to deliver that!

aka123 · 03-16-2015, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

So women were not allowed to testiclefy?

Women weren't allowed to do shit.. well maybe that, but to do other stuff.

AntonMG · 03-16-2015, 09:08 AM

Seeing the fucking binoculars on the doctor's face, it's probably not a very big dick.

Mobius Matt · 03-16-2015, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

On the flip side, if a guy says he wouldn't fuck her even with your dick, you can now
offer a serious challenge.

^^This

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