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brassmonkey · 03-14-2015, 07:21 PM

Pastor Creflo Dollar has spoken to God, and God wants him to buy a $65 million private jet. His congregation, thus far, has obliged his every whim.

God wants Pastor Creflo Dollar to have a $65 million private jet, according to paid spokesman for God, Pastor Creflo Dollar.

On Friday, Dollar?s website unveiled Project G650, an ?airplane project? that he claims has something to do with ?Understanding Grace? and ?Empowering Change.?

You may be wondering, What could this mysterious, holy airplane project be? Probably something related to charity, you must think, like air-dropping food into famine-ravaged countries, or flying sick children to doctors, or lifting two of every animal out of a flood.

Not quite.

Dollar was once the proud owner of a pretty baller private jet, but now it?s old and, naturally, he wants a new one. He also wants his followers to pay $65 million for it. As Jesus intended.

On his website, Dollar made his case: ?The ministry?s current airplane was built in 1984, purchased by the ministry in 1999 and has since logged four million miles. Recently on an overseas trip to a global conference, one of the engines failed. By the grace of God, the expert pilot, who?s flown with Creflo for almost 20 years, landed the plane safely without injury or harm to any passengers.?

Dollar claims the private jet allows him to ?safely and swiftly share the Good News of the Gospel worldwide? in a way that commercial aircrafts no doubt just couldn?t.

?The mission of Project G650 is to acquire a Gulfstream G650 airplane so that Pastors Creflo and Taffi (his wife) and World Changers Church International can continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of grace,? Dollar?s website said. ?We are believing for 200,000 people to give contributions of 300 US dollars or more to turn this dream into a reality?and allow us to retire the aircraft that served us well for many years.?

Dollar's church was closed. Multiple attempts to reach Dollar through prayer proved unsuccessful.

Then, on Friday afternoon, the post was removed. Dollar wouldn?t say why. Repeated calls to his assistant were met first with a claim that a PR person for Dollar would call me back to provide answers, and then with voicemail. A request to interview Dollar received a similar response.

Dollar?s Bronx church was closed. Multiple attempts to reach Dollar through prayer proved unsuccessful.

Dollar (he claims it?s his real name, though it was once reported that he was born Michael Smith) is the televangelist host of Changing Your World. In 1986, he founded a non-denominational church, World Changers Church International. There, he preaches ?prosperity theology??a gigantic scam that convinces the vulnerable and the stupid that by giving ten percent of their income to the church, they will eventually increase their own material wealth.

Testimonies from Dollar?s followers are hard to come by, but there?s no denying the World Changers Church International system, whereby Dollar takes and God is supposed to act like an ATM, has worked out well for Dollar.

Besides the aging private jet, Dollar and his wife, Taffi Dollar, have two Rolls Royce?s and multiple multi-million-dollar homes (they sold one New York City apartment for $3.75 million in 2012.) Mr. Dollar wears gaudy pinstripe suits and crocodile shoes, and Mrs. Dollar has a side-career as a record label CEO and gospel singer.

Jesus Wants Me to Have This Jet - The Daily Beast

fitzmulti · 03-14-2015, 08:07 PM

He's a schmuck!

L-Pink · 03-14-2015, 08:10 PM

It will take him closer to God.

SilentKnight · 03-14-2015, 08:42 PM

I guess god should've given him the power to levitate - screw the Gulf Stream jet.

brassmonkey · 03-14-2015, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I guess god should've given him the power to levitate - screw the Gulf Stream jet.

JFK · 03-15-2015, 02:02 AM

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SekobA · 03-15-2015, 02:30 AM

What a great idea

~Ray · 03-15-2015, 02:44 AM

money in motion

ManPuppy · 03-15-2015, 03:25 AM

I'm starting a similar church, less subtly named, "The Church of the Ginormous Balls."

CaptainHowdy · 03-15-2015, 07:03 AM

That's protestantism ...

celandina · 03-15-2015, 09:50 AM

Tammy Fay 700 Club son... But he has the right surname, maybe he can change it to Ruble.

Vacares · 03-15-2015, 09:58 AM

I knew of a "church" in San Diego with a similar set up. I'm sure there are many around the country. Around the world.

Pastor "needs" a jet to share the good word. The other pastors are not good enough to do it themselves. The good pastor needs a $3 million home so that he can live comfortably and be relaxed when spreading the good word. The great pastor needs a brand-new Land Rover to get to the church safely so that he can share God's wisdom.

2MuchMark · 03-15-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

He's a schmuck!

Not if people actually buy his Jet for him.

MaDalton · 03-15-2015, 11:37 AM

i have no sympathy for those retards that donate money - only for their children. what chances do you have in life when your parents are obviously mentally ill

Lonny · 03-15-2015, 12:03 PM

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Pastor Creflo Dollar has spoken to God, and God wants him to buy a $65 million private jet. His congregation, thus far, has obliged his every whim.

His congregation, thus far, has obliged his every whim.

This is probable their way of saying fuck him let him hit a mountain,
then have a ceremonial in remembrance of Pastor Creflo on
what a great guy he was.

RyuLion · 03-15-2015, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

It will take him closer to God.

J. Falcon · 03-15-2015, 06:06 PM

Pastor DolLar LOL

$5 submissions · 03-15-2015, 06:09 PM

Prosperity gospel :rolleyes

pornmasta · 03-15-2015, 06:49 PM

it's a little gross for me...

mineistaken · 03-15-2015, 07:06 PM

Wait, so this is not onion news? Or Murica?

Just impossible to believe this has any truth

And "pastor dollar"

lezinterracial · 03-15-2015, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Wait, so this is not onion news? Or Murica?

Just impossible to believe this has any truth

And "pastor dollar"

Yea, He is real. A hell of a showman. I would buy him a jet too. I would not want to be getting ripped apart by Cenobites. Curious where he gets his content.

mineistaken · 03-15-2015, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Yea, He is real. A hell of a showman. I would buy him a jet too. I would not want to be getting ripped apart by Cenobites. Curious where he gets his content.

I can not imagine anything like that in Europe. A "pastor" (fake pastor, showman etc) would be kicked out from the church immediately. Looks like religion turned into the joke in US. I mean I can not imagine any religious person condoning such a "pastor".

SilentKnight · 03-15-2015, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonny

His congregation, thus far, has obliged his every whim.

His congregation is obviously a clusterfuck of moronic sheeple.

happyending · 03-15-2015, 08:39 PM

What the fuck is a Cenobite? I didn't see the big Satan with the big Horns in that video isn't he / she supposed to be in hell?

The Cenobites are extradimensional beings who appear in the works of Clive Barker, including the novella The Hellbound Heart and the nine Hellraiser films.

...the 8,500-seat facility known as the World Dome. At a cost of nearly $18 million, the church has said that the World Dome was built without any bank financing.[6] As of 2007, the congregation reported having around 30,000 members, and $69 million in revenue (gross cash collections) for 2006.[7]

In October 2012, Creflo Dollar Ministries purchased Loews Paradise Theater, in The Bronx for a new Church location in New York. The building is a New York City Landmark.

On March 13, 2015, Dollar's private Gulfstream III jet, N103CD ran off the runway at Biggin Hill, UK. There were no serious injuries.[18] To replace the old jet, Dollar launched a fundraising campaign to get his followers to pay approximately $60,000,000 for a new Gulfstream G650 jet.

source...: Creflo Dollar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fuckers doing better than me how about you? Should I pray fro more Cash?

Jel · 03-15-2015, 08:41 PM

I seriously wish I had the morals to take money from these kinds of people who are obviously so keen to dish it out on insane shit. Like most of the mentally ill though, I think the majority are good-hearted, and I'd feel shitty taking their money from them.

Conspiracy theorists on the other hand, I'd have no such qualms with. No idea why, as obviously most of those are 'good' people too, they just have their own kind of 'religion'. Someone slap me until my morals change.

gebu · 03-16-2015, 12:07 AM

It's a sin to decline Gods wish!

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RebelR · 03-16-2015, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Yea, He is real. A hell of a showman. I would buy him a jet too. I would not want to be getting ripped apart by Cenobites. Curious where he gets his content.

My guess is that he got his content from Troma. The instructions were most likely.. I want a little of the grudge, mixed with the Hills Have Eyes. Maybe he tells his congregation that that is what will happen to them if they don't fork over the $300.

MiamiBoyz · 03-16-2015, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i have no sympathy for those retards that donate money - only for their children. what chances do you have in life when your parents are obviously mentally ill

I agree. I do have a problem in a country that allows such obvious morons such as those who give him money the ability to have money to give in the first place.

If these people had to worry about real life such as food, shelter, and the basics of life they might not be so inclined to worship some con man who is only interested in using them as ATMs.

I agree about the kids as well as it only allows the cycle of stupidity to continue for yet another useless generation of Walmart shopping, average american idiots.

shimmy2 · 03-16-2015, 01:04 PM

seeandsee · 03-16-2015, 01:33 PM

200k followers omg joke

JFK · 03-17-2015, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

Thanks, if I start now, when can I have my Jet ?

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