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Mutt · 03-03-2013, 06:15 AM

i'm still crying with laughter after reading this on a religion form.

The thread starter thinks he's discovered a major flaw in the theory of evolution. He states that cave drawings of dinosaurs have been found, so that means humans were alive at the same time as dinosaurs which throws evolution out the window and brings us back to Creation.

Thread starter:

This proves that dinasaurs must have been alive at the same time humans were.In my opinion,this only confirms the Biblical account of how how creation happened.What do you guys think?

Poster's reply:

Since you asked: I think your post is very, very sad.

Farang · 03-03-2013, 08:16 AM

Not surprising, religions have always been attracting less intelligent people.

Farang · 03-03-2013, 08:23 AM

Christians are the second dumbest btw, right after the towelheads.

johnnyloadproductions · 03-03-2013, 08:30 AM

I went through a religious phase in my late teens but have since developed a cooled-off contempt for religion. Church can be a place to meet people but it doesn't really mesh well with adult.

Religion is necessary for evolution, it's required to occupy the mind of a species until it's strong enough to grasp concepts of science and the real forces behind celestial bodies.

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 08:32 AM

Ignorance is bliss - and creationists are a blissful crew.

Farang · 03-03-2013, 08:48 AM

There is a place where dumb cunt families go once a week to meet other dumb cunt families and sing songs together. That place is called the church.

Farang · 03-03-2013, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Religion is necessary for evolution, it's required to occupy the mind of a species until it's strong enough to grasp concepts of science and the real forces behind celestial bodies.

No, it's not. Religion slows down evolution by encouraging stupidity.

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Religion is necessary for evolution, it's required to occupy the mind of a species until it's strong enough to grasp concepts of science and the real forces behind celestial bodies.

I can see the steam comin' off that pile from here.

Sly · 03-03-2013, 09:01 AM

Someone should point out to him that dragons have been depicted for centuries, even millennia, across multiple cultures. There is no physical proof of a dragon ever existing, but according to this fella's scientific process, dragons were real.

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Someone should point out to him that dragons have been depicted for centuries, even millennia, across multiple cultures. There is no physical proof of a dragon ever existing, but according to this fella's scientific process, dragons were real.

John-ACWM · 03-03-2013, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Ignorance is bliss - and creationists are a blissful crew.

sadly, that is true!

Mutt · 03-03-2013, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

thar be a dragon!

Colmike9 · 03-03-2013, 10:23 AM

Most churches are marketers, have you ever heard of a church that says "No, it's better if you keep your money"?..

Church is a place for family/life values and other things like coping with the inevitability of death, but pushing that in the real world and saying that your religion is better than another or that you just "Found the truth" is bullshit.. No one knows so stop trying..

Some Guy · 03-03-2013, 10:53 AM

Religion is a magnet for the weak-minded.

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 11:32 AM

I'm a firm believer that religion and the notion of a 'supreme being' was created in the early days by men who realized that mankind would be incapable of ruling itself. They created the concept of religion and instilled a fear of reprisal from a 'supreme being' if man didn't attempt to follow a moral and ethical path.

As fucked up as religion is these days - I have to hand it to them...they did a creative job inventing it. The concept and intention was arguably good...the execution of it not-so-good. What may have started out as a good idea quickly grew in to a corrupted tool used against man...rather than for the greater good.

What I've never quite figured out is how so many in the world today remain deluded and can't see through the travesty and charade of religion and the idea of creationism.

And here we go again - the neverending evolution vs. creationism circular debate.

HTMwrestling · 03-03-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What I've never quite figured out is how so many in the world today remain deluded and can't see through the travesty and charade of religion and the idea of creationism.

Fear. Especially of death.

Also, abdication of responsibility. It wasn't "my fault", God willed it, etc.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-03-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Someone should point out to him that dragons have been depicted for centuries, even millennia, across multiple cultures. There is no physical proof of a dragon ever existing, but according to this fella's scientific process, dragons were real.

2MuchMark · 03-03-2013, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Not surprising, religions have always been attracting less intelligent people.

This is why I hate organized religion.

If you want to go on a quest for "truth", whatever it is, that's totally fine. Perfect. Explore.

Organized religion on the other hand says "Hey, Wait a sec friend! We've got all the answers right here! Forget your quest, come on in, bow to me and give me your money and I'll get you in to heaven. Cute young son you've got there btw..."

Organized religion keeps people stupid. They want to keep kids stupid by teaching creationism over evolution, and try their best to discredit science. Fuck them.

Teaching bullshit to the children and calling it "The Truth" should be against the law, and the idiot parents who allow this to happen should be arrested too.

CyberHustler · 03-03-2013, 03:53 PM

Dudes be living in a 2 sided world where everything is either one way or the other. I spent 9 years in a religious school as a kid and was taught evolution though.

keysync · 03-03-2013, 04:00 PM

Some of the most religious people around where I live are Amish.
They are taken out of school at 6th grade to work the farm.
No science classes of any sort.
It's ALL for GOD is what they're taught.....

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by HTMwrestling

Fear. Especially of death.

Also, abdication of responsibility. It wasn't "my fault", God willed it, etc.

Plausible as any I guess.

j3rkules · 04-03-2015, 04:33 AM

I went to Catholic school. We were taught about the crucifixion, acted out the stations of the cross etc. It never upset me as it all just seemed so unreal and fictional. We were all so bored with the whole thing and had heard it so many times that I don't think we ever thought of the story with any empathy at all. He was some guy in a book who lived a life that had no relevance to ours at all. Extremely desensitized.

Fortunately, I am in a position where I never have to test this out in my own children.

Mediamix · 04-03-2015, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Christians are the second dumbest btw, right after the towelheads.

Two words: Donny Pauling

CaptainHowdy · 04-03-2015, 08:03 AM

Tom_PM · 04-03-2015, 08:18 AM

When Father Mike lit up a bowl of weed in the rectory basement in front of all of us altar boys in 1972, and then hid it quickly when the Monsignor walked in, I knew the church was completely fallible and could not be trusted even as much as any other human, let alone any higher standard.

I've often thought that Bill Maher would not know how to react to that story. On the one hand....... but on the other hand....

JJ Gold · 04-03-2015, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mediamix

Two words: Donny Pauling

I raise with Mohammed A. Salameh.

He be the dumb motherfucker who tried to get his deposit back on the van used in the 93 WTC bombing.

Sunny Day · 04-03-2015, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

i'm still crying with laughter after reading this on a religion form.

The thread starter thinks he's discovered a major flaw in the theory of evolution. He states that cave drawings of dinosaurs have been found, so that means humans were alive at the same time as dinosaurs which throws evolution out the window and brings us back to Creation.

Thread starter:

This proves that dinasaurs must have been alive at the same time humans were.In my opinion,this only confirms the Biblical account of how how creation happened.What do you guys think?

Poster's reply:

Since you asked: I think your post is very, very sad.

What forum? I got to see dinosaur cave drawings. There's a wild chance they might be Mastodons, but that's a far cry from a dinosaur.

I think when slavery was invented when religion was invented. Told the slaves work hard today, you'll get you reward in the next life.

Wendy-Etology · 04-03-2015, 02:33 PM

nice dance moves

MFCT · 04-04-2015, 10:58 AM

I think the cave drawings of dinosaurs prove that cavemen believed in evolution.

03-03-2013, 06:15 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Laughs to be had on religious forums i'm still crying with laughter after reading this on a religion form. The thread starter thinks he's discovered a major flaw in the theory of evolution. He states that cave drawings of dinosaurs have been found, so that means humans were alive at the same time as dinosaurs which throws evolution out the window and brings us back to Creation. Thread starter: This proves that dinasaurs must have been alive at the same time humans were.In my opinion,this only confirms the Biblical account of how how creation happened.What do you guys think? Poster's reply: Since you asked: I think your post is very, very sad. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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keysync Living the Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Murica Posts: 2,376	Some of the most religious people around where I live are Amish. They are taken out of school at 6th grade to work the farm. No science classes of any sort. It's ALL for GOD is what they're taught..... __________________

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,484	Not surprising, religions have always been attracting less intelligent people.

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johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	I went through a religious phase in my late teens but have since developed a cooled-off contempt for religion. Church can be a place to meet people but it doesn't really mesh well with adult. Religion is necessary for evolution, it's required to occupy the mind of a species until it's strong enough to grasp concepts of science and the real forces behind celestial bodies.

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I'm a firm believer that religion and the notion of a 'supreme being' was created in the early days by men who realized that mankind would be incapable of ruling itself. They created the concept of religion and instilled a fear of reprisal from a 'supreme being' if man didn't attempt to follow a moral and ethical path. As fucked up as religion is these days - I have to hand it to them...they did a creative job inventing it. The concept and intention was arguably good...the execution of it not-so-good. What may have started out as a good idea quickly grew in to a corrupted tool used against man...rather than for the greater good. What I've never quite figured out is how so many in the world today remain deluded and can't see through the travesty and charade of religion and the idea of creationism. And here we go again - the neverending evolution vs. creationism circular debate.

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