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brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I don't know? Why doesn't he fear the racial ban hammer?

think about it

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-16-2015, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Could it be because I am a Jew lawyer? What do you say?

mineistaken · 04-16-2015, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

Dave I'm one of those guys that when I drive by an accident.... I don't look ... I don't want to see blood on the road... that's what monkey man is....blood on the road

We need your green vote for YES

420 · 04-16-2015, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

think about it

It's eric's fake nick?! omg!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-16-2015, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

think about it

The only reason I can think is that he's a moderator, or his nose is brown.

Am I close?

escorpio · 04-16-2015, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Brassmonkey din do nuffins!

Don't ban him now...he's just starting to turn his life around.

mineistaken · 04-16-2015, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Don't ban him now...he's just starting to turn his life around.

By stopping being a webmaster and concentrating into more posting at gfy.

Phoenix · 04-16-2015, 06:10 PM

I do not love his crap as you say. I do not think he should be banned though. I wish he would drop the racism schtick though. It is getting old.
He hangs out all day and night on a board with us and still doesn't feel accepted? Just let it go man. You are here, involved. Leave the racism to other people.

It is like my neighbour, guy has a macking house...two sweet cars....two awesome kids. Works in the wall street of Canada as a Manager in a financial institution. Yet somehow the white man is holding him down...lol WTF

jimmycooper · 04-16-2015, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

this is the racist asshole you want to avoid.

I thought he was a Mexican. It's always really cracked me up that Mexicans can be so racist.

Back in high school, I was really good friends with a dark skinned guy from Nicaragua who lived down the street from me. He was dating some white (or so I presumed) girl during our sophomore year and her parents would not let her bring him as a date to some type of formal dance thing at her conservative all-girl Catholic school. So he asked me to go pick her up and pretend to be her date for the night. Of course I said I would do it but he never mentioned it again until he paged me a couple hours before I was supposed to pick her up while I was at this thing called the Westheimer Arts Festival and was dressed like shit and had just dropped a hit of acid.

But I still had to go through with it because it was too late for him to find someone else. He picks me up while I'm tripping my balls off. We drive to her neighborhood and he pulls over one street over, gets out of the car, takes off his suit so I can wear it when I go to the door to pick her up. But first I had to drive a block to get to her house which was annoying because I had not yet learned how to drive a stick shift. He tried to teach me really quickly but I still probably stalled like 3 or 4 times before pulling into her driveway.

Finally, I make it to her front door, am still tripping pretty hard, and ring the doorbell. An older Mexican lady answered the door. I was really nice and polite when talking to her and everything but it wasn't until several minutes later as my 'date' was walking down the stairs that I realized that this Mexican lady who I had assumed to be the maid was actually the girl's mom which therefore meant that my date was 1/2 Mexican. And we're talking real Mexican, the mom was. Not upper class Monterrey Mexican or anything like that, but a real fucking Mexican.

Anyway, as her mom was taking pictures of us and everything before we left, all I could think to myself was "Why in the world does this stupid Mexican bitch have a problem with her half-Mexican (aka Hispanic) daughter going to a dance with my Nicaraguan (aka Hispanic) buddy who happened to be dark skinned but had been adopted by a wealthy white family who lived in a much bigger house in a much nicer neighborhood than she did?

Not only that but because I was tripping and my eyes were so dilated, how could she somehow think that I was a better, more suitable date for her daughter than my friend who really was just an all-around stand up guy? What in the fuck gave her the right to judge him? Seriously. When the pics got developed a few weeks later and I saw just how much of a mess I looked that night, I was astounded at how she could not have known that something was up. I guess in her mind all that mattered was that I was white and had pulled up (barely) in a relatively new BMW which of course was not even mine.

The bottom line is that no one should ever judge anyone based on skin color or nationality. Especially if you're a fucking Mexican.

Oh, and I also stalled the car a few times while backing out of the driveway. Once I got it halfway down the street my buddy jumped out from behind some bushes in his underwear freaking out because he thought I was going to break his car.

Apparently they had a fun night, though, so it was worth all the hassle.

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2015, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

The only reason I can think is that he's a moderator, or his nose is brown.

Am I close?

He is making shit up as he goes. Nobody is using racial slurs towards him. He just likes to play victim. You know its not the fact that he spends 10 hours a day on this board its the white man holding him back from getting a job and get off his welfare ticket.

$5 submissions · 04-16-2015, 06:32 PM

brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

I thought he was a Mexican. It's always really cracked me up that Mexicans can be so racist.

Back in high school, I was really good friends with a dark skinned guy from Nicaragua who lived down the street from me. He was dating some white (or so I presumed) girl during our sophomore year and her parents would not let her bring him as a date to some type of formal dance thing at her conservative all-girl Catholic school. So he asked me to go pick her up and pretend to be her date for the night. Of course I said I would do it but he never mentioned it again until he paged me a couple hours before I was supposed to pick her up while I was at this thing called the Westheimer Arts Festival and was dressed like shit and had just dropped a hit of acid.

But I still had to go through with it because it was too late for him to find someone else. He picks me up while I'm tripping my balls off. We drive to her neighborhood and he pulls over one street over, gets out of the car, takes off his suit so I can wear it when I go to the door to pick her up. But first I had to drive a block to get to her house which was annoying because I had not yet learned how to drive a stick shift. He tried to teach me really quickly but I still probably stalled like 3 or 4 times before pulling into her driveway.

Finally, I make it to her front door, am still tripping pretty hard, and ring the doorbell. An older Mexican lady answered the door. I was really nice and polite when talking to her and everything but it wasn't until several minutes later as my 'date' was walking down the stairs that I realized that this Mexican lady who I had assumed to be the maid was actually the girl's mom which therefore meant that my date was 1/2 Mexican. And we're talking real Mexican, the mom was. Not upper class Monterrey Mexican or anything like that, but a real fucking Mexican.

Anyway, as her mom was taking pictures of us and everything before we left, all I could think to myself was "Why in the world does this stupid Mexican bitch have a problem with her half-Mexican (aka Hispanic) daughter going to a dance with my Nicaraguan (aka Hispanic) buddy who happened to be dark skinned but had been adopted by a wealthy white family who lived in a much bigger house in a much nicer neighborhood than she did?

Not only that but because I was tripping and my eyes were so dilated, how could she somehow think that I was a better, more suitable date for her daughter than my friend who really was just an all-around stand up guy? What in the fuck gave her the right to judge him? Seriously. When the pics got developed a few weeks later and I saw just how much of a mess I looked that night, I was astounded at how she could not have known that something was up. I guess in her mind all that mattered was that I was white and had pulled up (barely) in a relatively new BMW which of course was not even mine.

The bottom line is that no one should ever judge anyone based on skin color or nationality. Especially if you're a fucking Mexican.

Oh, and I also stalled the car a few times while backing out of the driveway. Once I got it halfway down the street my buddy jumped out from behind some bushes in his underwear freaking out because he thought I was going to break his car.

Apparently they had a fun night, though, so it was worth all the hassle.

he's a mutt i think

$5 submissions · 04-16-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

I voted No.

Those of you who can't seem to resist him should win GFY's "Trolled of the Year" award though.

Sly · 04-16-2015, 06:42 PM

I'm giving brassmonkey mod privileges for one hour tonight. I'm not going to tell you guys which hour.

Should be fun.

jimmycooper · 04-16-2015, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

he's a mutt i think

Good for him.

Maybe we should have a GFY lottery pool and have him go buy the tickets because as we all know, only Mexicans win that shit.

brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I'm giving brassmonkey mod privileges for one hour tonight. I'm not going to tell you guys which hour.

Should be fun.

hahaha!! all id do is give out warnings. i luv this place

sum get my goat sumtimes

dyna mo · 04-16-2015, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I'm giving brassmonkey mod privileges for one hour tonight. I'm not going to tell you guys which hour.

Should be fun.

hah, sounds fun! what hour are you doing this?

brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Good for him.

Maybe we should have a GFY lottery pool and have him go buy the tickets because as we all know, only Mexicans win that shit.

JustDaveXxx · 04-16-2015, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I'm giving brassmonkey mod privileges for one hour tonight. I'm not going to tell you guys which hour.

Should be fun.

That would be awesome!!!! Too funny! Would wove to see who he would ban. lol

Im safe! I don't say anything remotely racial. Not my thing and not who I am.

Just Dave

jimmycooper · 04-16-2015, 07:33 PM

only one down. looks like bm is making a comeback. Though I'm sure the harmons and the horacio caines of the forum will claim the shift in momentum is due to the 'fact' that all the blacks are just getting out of bed. Or some stupid shit like that.

MetaMan · 04-16-2015, 07:40 PM

i wonder if someone bought his nickname?

Before this nickname used to advertise porn blog design in their sig. And talk like an eastern european.

Quite the switch.

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2015, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I'm giving brassmonkey mod privileges for one hour tonight. I'm not going to tell you guys which hour.

Should be fun.

He would be hitting reload button all night long! Best idea ever

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2015, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

only one down. looks like bm is making a comeback. Though I'm sure the harmons and the horacio caines of the forum will claim the shift in momentum is due to the 'fact' that all the blacks are just getting out of bed. Or some stupid shit like that.

They get out of bed around noon. Now its money making time fool. I take it you aren't part of the Crips web development department and don't know shit about real thug life

brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

He would be hitting reload button all night long! Best idea ever

i could not ban you tho

brassmonkey · 04-16-2015, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

if you read this thread backwards while scrolling really fast you can see the real OP-

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AMDWarrior · 04-16-2015, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Should they? Your vote COUNTS!

If they do they should ban your pussy ass too..

adultchatpay · 04-16-2015, 09:58 PM

BrassMonkey is loved by everyone.
He brings peace, harmony and good inputs in GFY.

He contribute ideas, he performs accordingly, he is earning with his king server dedicated hosting.

... i woke up... i had a nightmare.
i voted YES!

johnnyloadproductions · 04-16-2015, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AMDWarrior

If they do they should ban your pussy ass too..

I like Harmon, although he can be an outright dickhead!

Wouldn't want him coming after me though.

mineistaken · 04-17-2015, 05:12 AM

Lol, from 22:11 to 22:22. Funny thing that this happened in the previous thread as well. Against the odds, something happened there.

WDF · 04-17-2015, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I'm giving brassmonkey mod privileges for one hour tonight. I'm not going to tell you guys which hour.

Should be fun.

We will know by all the YES voters getting banned.

Horatio Caine · 04-17-2015, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by WDF

We will know by all the YES voters getting banned.

I think BM blew it. I heard it was 5:30 am slot and he missed it.

mineistaken · 04-17-2015, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

I think BM blew it. I heard it was 5:30 am slot and he missed it.

Anyway you voted safely as if you knew

Horatio Caine · 04-17-2015, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Anyway you voted safely as if you knew

Yes, I had inside knowledge that wrath of gfy's Nubian God was about to strike

nico-t · 04-17-2015, 07:38 AM

Damn i voted yes but i meant no. I am lost without the genius brassmonkey.

escorpio · 04-17-2015, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Good for him.

Maybe we should have a GFY lottery pool and have him go buy the tickets because as we all know, only Mexicans win that shit.

OMG not another fucking racist take that shit to Stormfront, man!

brassmonkey · 04-17-2015, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

OMG not another fucking racist take that shit to Stormfront, man!

i want two bingo and 5 powerballs

escorpio · 04-17-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i want two bingo and 5 powerballs

The lottery is for poor people. I play blackjack and craps only.

blackmonsters · 04-17-2015, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

The lottery is for poor people. I play blackjack and craps only.

Blackjack is racist.

brassmonkey · 04-17-2015, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

The lottery is for poor people. I play blackjack and craps only.

you take paypal ?? meet you at home depot?

escorpio · 04-17-2015, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you take paypal ?? meet you at home depot?

Sorry, no Paypal and no EBT cards.

brassmonkey · 04-17-2015, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Sorry, no Paypal and no EBT cards.

i dont have ebt

ok cash what time jose?

aka123 · 04-17-2015, 02:11 PM

I vote against, but since you can't do it anonymously using that poll, I state my vote in here. Also, I don't love his crap, nor hate.

escorpio · 04-17-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Blackjack is racist.

Only if you play the race card.

brassmonkey · 04-17-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Only if you play the race card.

you making up shit ese

escorpio · 04-17-2015, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i dont have ebt

ok cash what time jose?

Your babymama has the EBT card and hides it from you so you don't trade it for malt liquor and lottery tickets.

aka123 · 04-17-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Blackjack is racist.

brassmonkey · 04-17-2015, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Your babymama has the EBT card and hides it from you so you don't trade it for malt liquor and lottery tickets.

you trippin my kids are adults

21 and up

escorpio · 04-17-2015, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you trippin my kids are adults

21 and up

Yeah, I know. You've been a grandfather since you were 28. Keepin' it real!

brassmonkey · 04-17-2015, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Yeah, I know. You've been a grandfather since you were 28. Keepin' it real!

just get the tickets dogg

you do lawns?

Horatio Caine · 04-17-2015, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

OMG not another fucking racist take that shit to Stormfront, man!

Wow, I missed that one. Surprised our black knight didn't go apeshit over that one. Wondering why?

View Poll Results: Should Brassmonkey be banned?
Yes, sick of his crap	31	50.82%
No, I love his crap	30	49.18%
Voters: 61. You may not vote on this poll

04-16-2015, 06:10 PM	#108
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	I do not love his crap as you say. I do not think he should be banned though. I wish he would drop the racism schtick though. It is getting old. He hangs out all day and night on a board with us and still doesn't feel accepted? Just let it go man. You are here, involved. Leave the racism to other people. It is like my neighbour, guy has a macking house...two sweet cars....two awesome kids. Works in the wall street of Canada as a Manager in a financial institution. Yet somehow the white man is holding him down...lol WTF __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

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04-16-2015, 06:42 PM	#114
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04-16-2015, 07:33 PM	#120
jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	only one down. looks like bm is making a comeback. Though I'm sure the harmons and the horacio caines of the forum will claim the shift in momentum is due to the 'fact' that all the blacks are just getting out of bed. Or some stupid shit like that. __________________

04-16-2015, 07:40 PM	#121
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i wonder if someone bought his nickname? Before this nickname used to advertise porn blog design in their sig. And talk like an eastern european. Quite the switch.

04-16-2015, 09:58 PM	#127
adultchatpay Let's Make Money Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,784	BrassMonkey is loved by everyone. He brings peace, harmony and good inputs in GFY. He contribute ideas, he performs accordingly, he is earning with his king server dedicated hosting. ... i woke up... i had a nightmare. i voted YES!

04-17-2015, 05:12 AM	#129
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Lol, from 22:11 to 22:22. Funny thing that this happened in the previous thread as well. Against the odds, something happened there.

04-17-2015, 07:38 AM	#134
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	Damn i voted yes but i meant no. I am lost without the genius brassmonkey.

04-17-2015, 02:11 PM	#142
aka123 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: 64 00 N, 26 00 E Posts: 4,450	I vote against, but since you can't do it anonymously using that poll, I state my vote in here. Also, I don't love his crap, nor hate. __________________