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04-25-2015, 06:13 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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dont fuck with the monkey
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04-25-2015, 06:22 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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Do not mess with wild animals. Once in Bali, i was touring the sites where they have monkeys roaming around. There are stands where you can buy cut up fruit and bunches of bananas to feed the monkeys with. Well there were some smaller cuter monkeys that i saw and wanted to go feed them. I bought my bananas and took about five steps away from the stand when a larger monkey. I say large but he came up to my knees, over my knees anyway when he was crouched on his haunches. Anyway, this guy was straight up demanding my bananas and blocking my way.
I lost my mind for a moment thinking i could scare it off and stamped my foot and made a move toward it. IT showed me all its teeth in a very scary menacing way. IT got all my bananas..lol |
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04-25-2015, 06:26 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Perfectly executed flying drop kick.
Curious George is such a badass. |
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04-25-2015, 06:28 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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04-25-2015, 06:34 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Wait until you bump into a Cassowary in the bush on a dark night...
I was having a sly piss on the way home and this fucking thing saw my junk and went mental - In the morning - Just after I had stopped running - They told me I was lucky to see one - Yeah, right.....
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04-25-2015, 06:51 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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 At first I thought...you ran from a frickin' bird?! Then I saw injury photos. Yeah, good call. |
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04-25-2015, 09:53 AM
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I need a beer
 
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That was funny har har
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04-25-2015, 10:15 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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That monkey is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee.
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04-25-2015, 11:14 AM
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fgfdftre6
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04-25-2015, 12:33 PM
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PsyHead
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Badass Monkey, doing the right thing
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04-25-2015, 12:35 PM
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你自己去他媽的
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lol he sure deserve it
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