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Harmon · 05-04-2015, 08:11 AM

I have created something wonderful. Something insanely wonderful. It will change the internet as we know it. It is at least 5 years in the making. I have fucking breathed this idea since about 2009.

I have since acquired enough VC that I think I can take it from Alpha to Beta. No I am not bullshitting you. May my kids drop dead. I have been a busy man, even though you may see me post incessantly at 2 or 3 am. It's because I am still up working, and busting balls here.

If all goes as planned, within 3-9 months you will start to see something extremely different hitting social media. No, this has nothing to do with adult.

Within a year (again, if all goes as planned), I will give one GFYer $100,000.00 US

This will be done on video. I will pay for the flight, to me, no matter where you are coming from. I will throw names in a hat and pull them out. You will be publicly outed. If you want the money.

What do you have to do?

Friend me, as that is the only way I can honestly keep track. Do not bother if you are new or have less than 2,500 (real) posts. I will look.

Also bump it every now and then. That is all.

Also, buy one get one free Redbox
3G3KT465

Markul · 05-04-2015, 08:12 AM

All you need in that hat is my name

Paul&John · 05-04-2015, 08:15 AM

crockett · 05-04-2015, 08:15 AM

Do you plan to buy a helicopter with your new found riches or perhaps you would like to buy a boat to park inside your boat?

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Do you plan to buy a helicopter with your new found riches or perhaps you would like to buy a boat to park inside your boat?

No, I plan on retiring from GFY and buying home far away from where I am and living off of the grid and giving whatever I can to my children. I'm fucking simple.

DraX · 05-04-2015, 08:24 AM

Wow something huge is coming, I can't wait the 6-12 months to find out what it is

HowlingWulf · 05-04-2015, 08:29 AM

Good luck with it. I'd be interested in seeing anything that can compete with FB.

Adraco · 05-04-2015, 08:31 AM

I am genuinely interested to see where this is going. I'm in!

L-Pink · 05-04-2015, 08:32 AM

If I take a bus to your house can you give me the airline ticket money too?

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 08:36 AM

do we have to take the trip to claim the prize?

L-Pink · 05-04-2015, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

do we have to take the trip to claim the prize?

Hey back-off, the fine print says "Florida residents only"

.

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Hey back-off, the fine print says "Florida residents only"

.

whew.

agreed.

that's what i'm trying to avoid.

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

do we have to take the trip to claim the prize?

yes......

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I take a bus to your house can you give me the airline ticket money too?

Sure, pro-rata

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

yes......

i'll friend ya regardless, but if i win, i'm gonna need a fishing trip ON A BOAT to offset being in FL.

ownedbox · 05-04-2015, 08:52 AM

i have an idea too.SERIOUSLY, I'm willing to share it for free. it will be bigger than yours Harmon.

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ownedbox

i have an idea too.SERIOUSLY, I'm willing to share it for free. it will be bigger than yours Harmon.

Share it, then. *shrug*

Feng-PD · 05-04-2015, 08:56 AM

good, i can use 100k! put me in that hat! tyvm :P

420 · 05-04-2015, 08:57 AM

How will you deal with people that friend you after today or in 364 days or whatever?

Also, is any gfyer ineligible? If not, I'd like to enter on brassmonkey's behalf.

PAR · 05-04-2015, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Do not bother if you are new or have less than 2,500 (real) posts. I will look.

Was going to say I'm in just to see where this goes but you lost me at 2500 post ...

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

How will you deal with people that friend you after today or in 364 days or whatever?

Also, is any gfyer ineligible? If not, I'd like to enter on brassmonkey's behalf.

You are not eligible. However, Brassdonkey is.

See how that works?

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

You are not eligible. However, Brassdonkey is.

See how that works?

i snortled.

epitome · 05-04-2015, 09:02 AM

I will pay you $200,000 to cancel this promo.

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

I will pay you $200,000 to cancel this promo.

Done.

Need my routing number?

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 09:05 AM

crap! was actually hoping MakeMeGrowll would be the winner.

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

crap! was actually hoping MakeMeGrowll would be the winner.

Really? I wouldn't even give him the time of day. Well, maybe I would... but I would tell him like 2:30 when it was actually like 4:14

epitome · 05-04-2015, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Done.

Need my routing number?

Yes. I need that, as well as an authorization I have prepared that lets me credit and debit to your account via ACH at my sole discretion. ;)

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Really? I wouldn't even give him the time of day. Well, maybe I would... but I would tell him like 2:30 when it was actually like 4:14

that's what would have made it so good!

bigPunk · 05-04-2015, 09:25 AM

I am your biggest friend from now :D

PR_Phil · 05-04-2015, 09:30 AM

best of luck, people branching out from adult is a good thing, look forward to reading the success story!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-04-2015, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

crap! was actually hoping MakeMeGrowll would be the winner.

Why won't I be?

I think it's just a desperate cry for friends.

Poor thing. Bless his heart.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-04-2015, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

that's what would have made it so good!

We're about to not be friends anymore.

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Why won't I be?

I think it's just a desperate cry for friends.

Poor thing. Bless his heart.

Why are you ALWAYS on my jock?

Isn't you phone ringing?

Oh yeah, it's not...

sorry

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-04-2015, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Why are you ALWAYS on my jock?

Isn't you phone ringing?

Oh yeah, it's not...

sorry

I'm going to go APPROVE your friend request - you obviously need it. =)

I tried to delete it, but fuck GFY, it just wont go away. I have no choice.

Here's my number, so call me maybe? 867-5309

dyna mo · 05-04-2015, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Why won't I be?

I think it's just a desperate cry for friends.

Poor thing. Bless his heart.

epitome bought out the $100k deal for $200k. so no winner. at least that's my understanding.

Harmon · 05-04-2015, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I'm going to go APPROVE your friend request - you obviously need it. =)

I tried to delete it, but fuck GFY, it just wont go away. I have no choice.

Here's my number, so call me maybe? 867-5309

Friend request DENIED

Phone number added MP3 playlist

Have another cupcake

Grapesoda · 05-04-2015, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Friend request DENIED

Phone number added MP3 playlist

Have another cupcake

all jokes aside... good luck with that...now back to bullshit.....

JA$ON · 05-04-2015, 10:36 AM

why 2500 posts?

Is wasting time posting instead of actually working the mark of success?

respect the low post count 2c

MiamiBoyz · 05-04-2015, 10:50 AM

ReggieDurango · 05-04-2015, 11:08 AM

I want in

Ribbet Hog · 05-04-2015, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

I have created something wonderful. Something insanely wonderful. It will change the internet as we know it. It is at least 5 years in the making. I have fucking breathed this idea since about 2009.

I have since acquired enough VC that I think I can take it from Alpha to Beta. No I am not bullshitting you. May my kids drop dead. I have been a busy man, even though you may see me post incessantly at 2 or 3 am. It's because I am still up working, and busting balls here.

If all goes as planned, within 3-9 months you will start to see something extremely different hitting social media. No, this has nothing to do with adult.

Within a year (again, if all goes as planned), I will give one GFYer $100,000.00 US

This will be done on video. I will pay for the flight, to me, no matter where you are coming from. I will throw names in a hat and pull them out. You will be publicly outed. If you want the money.

What do you have to do?

Friend me, as that is the only way I can honestly keep track. Do not bother if you are new or have less than 2,500 (real) posts. I will look.

Also bump it every now and then. That is all.

Also, buy one get one free Redbox
3G3KT465

Enlist me bro..

freecartoonporn · 05-04-2015, 11:17 AM

i know i wont win this, i never win anything.
still we can be friends.

2MuchMark · 05-04-2015, 11:20 AM

Hi Harmon,

Whatever it is, Good luck!

mineistaken · 05-04-2015, 11:23 AM

Subscribing to the thread

Captain Kawaii · 05-04-2015, 11:44 AM

4 out of 5 tranny midgets approve of Harmon.

atom · 05-04-2015, 11:53 AM

Can't win if you don't play ;-)

EDIT

shit, I only have 2368.

Va2k · 05-04-2015, 12:11 PM

WOW man congrats!

RyuLion · 05-04-2015, 12:19 PM

Good luck with that!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-04-2015, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom

Can't win if you don't play ;-)

EDIT

shit, I only have 2368.

You got time. You can hit 2500 within 3 months. =)

mikesouth · 05-04-2015, 07:19 PM

hell i didnt even know gfy had friends

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,000	I am on the verge of a huge thing. Not a lie. It may be about 6 months out. $100k inside I have created something wonderful. Something insanely wonderful. It will change the internet as we know it. It is at least 5 years in the making. I have fucking breathed this idea since about 2009. I have since acquired enough VC that I think I can take it from Alpha to Beta. No I am not bullshitting you. May my kids drop dead. I have been a busy man, even though you may see me post incessantly at 2 or 3 am. It's because I am still up working, and busting balls here. If all goes as planned, within 3-9 months you will start to see something extremely different hitting social media. No, this has nothing to do with adult. Within a year (again, if all goes as planned), I will give one GFYer $100,000.00 US This will be done on video. I will pay for the flight, to me, no matter where you are coming from. I will throw names in a hat and pull them out. You will be publicly outed. If you want the money. What do you have to do? Friend me, as that is the only way I can honestly keep track. Do not bother if you are new or have less than 2,500 (real) posts. I will look. Also bump it every now and then. That is all. Also, buy one get one free Redbox 3G3KT465 __________________ [email protected]

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