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Two near-misses today - whew!
I was directly in front of this vehicle at the hospital about 20 mins before the elderly woman lost control and ran another lady over and pinned her benath the car. The victim is now in hospital in critical condition.
![]() Story - UPDATE 2: Woman critical after car strike | St. Catharines Standard And then on my drive home I witness and was first on-scene for a bad truck accident. Dude lost control of the vehicle, plowed through a solid concrete retainer block, continued across a driveway and slammed head-on into a huge tree. I pulled over on the highway and ran to the scene. His cab was completely filled with smoke...I thought the truck was on fire so my first thought was to get him out. But after we opened both doors the smoke dissipated - it was the discharge from the airbag. He was shaken up pretty bad and had a bad cut on his hand, but otherwise seemed alright. I kept him talking until fire, ambulance and police arrived to take over the scene. Truck was a write-off - he told me he'd just bought it 2 months ago. It happened right in front of me in the oncoming lanes, he just seemed to lose control and left the highway...went airborne for a short distance, blew out the tires, bent the axle, fucked up the front end rather badly. ![]() Stories - UPDATE: Man stable after Thorold crash | St. Catharines Standard |
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Wow! You need to stay off the streets for a few days! They are trying to getcha!
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I had a close call or a slight hit today, I guess it depends if you call the glass half full or half empty.... I was using my table saw cutting a piece of wood, hit the off switch and went to grab the board as the blade was winding down. I dunno why I did that, but I nicked the shit out of my thumb on the blade. Was a fucking shocker at first that is for sure because I couldn't tell if it was real bad or not. Luckily it was just a slight nic at the end of my thumb where the skin is real thick.
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as people in US would say, time to buy a lottery ticket
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Dude congrats on not being part of those stories! Crazy times in the world last few days stay safe 👍👾
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Yes, glad you are OK
Here is another near miss...
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I'll bet you anything at least one of these accidents was caused by a two footed driver. When you see an accident where someone "plowed through something", or stepped on the gas instead of the brake, it's likely some idiot who learned to drive with a foot on each pedal. They're one of the biggest scourges on the road.
You can tell when you're behind one because they drive away from a red light while the brake lights are on.
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They left the door open
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I just bought one for my shop a few months ago and have never felt safer for my guys! |
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Dump what you have now. 60,000 a year get hurt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiYoBbEZwlk |
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As you say - it just takes a momentary fuck up to do some real permanent damage. He was cool about the injury at the time...used to joke about it a bit. But it was quite disfiguring and he always talked like an NHL player that'd taken too many pucks to the face. |
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Final destination comes to mind
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At least you are in one piece and safe.
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