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Grapesoda · 05-13-2015, 08:25 AM

Old Man Kicked Out Of Nursing Home For Hiding Prostitute Under His Bed - UNILAD

A 70-year-old man living in assisted housing in the U.S has been kicked out after officials found a prostitute hiding under his bed.

Authorities say that the unidentified man in Doylstown, Philadelphia paid prostitutes using profits earned from selling alcohol to fellow residents.

Chief financial officer for Montgomery County, Uri Monson, explained that the man is a “more mobile gentlemen” (I bet he is) who often went on booze runs for his neighbors.

The incident was reported on Thursday after county commissioners authorised contract extensions with private facilities in the region.

The county paid more than $1 million to subsidize assisted living care for 21 OAPs last year. What they didn’t know is that one man was living like a king with their money in one of the nursing homes.

So much for growing old gracefully!

AllAboutCams · 05-13-2015, 08:42 AM

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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-13-2015, 09:04 AM

Doylestown, Philadelphia?

Cute story though.

mineistaken · 05-13-2015, 09:10 AM

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seeandsee · 05-13-2015, 09:36 AM

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MiamiBoyz · 05-13-2015, 10:34 AM

I thought that is what those nurses and their "sponge baths" were for...

I am confused...don't those normally finish with a "happy ending"?

mineistaken · 05-13-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

I am confused...don't those normally finish with a "happy ending"?

No.

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EngineCash · 05-14-2015, 01:14 AM

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lock · 05-14-2015, 01:26 AM

Assisted housing is the issue as either his rent or his ball sack is getting benefits from the tax payer being the problem. The greater picture is why should someone never get laid because they are on benefits. The reality is he has taken the cheaper option a girl friend would cost more to court and seduce and still could take half his assets on departure.

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