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working on my tan
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It's a good deal Barack, go for it.
Nairobi (AFP) - "A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday."
"Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter." ![]() Kenyan lawyer offers livestock to wed Obama's daughter: report - Yahoo News . |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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the news sure if different in florida.. i can't find this in yahoo anywhere
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Brass Donkey would take the deal in the name of residual milk
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BANNED
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50 cows and 70 sheep? 60 sheep maybe, not 70. She's a 60 sheep wife for sure. Obviously Barak will counter. I hope it works out for all.
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See signature :)
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Time to get back to the homeland.
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Will give him more time to play golf i suppose...
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StraightBro
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Fake Nick 1.0
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At least there will be some "mursik" to dance to.
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I bid 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats and a chicken!!!
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I got bored here.
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They are both from Kenya so it should be a fair trade for Obama.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I match this offer and throw in a shiny new travel mug plus the rest of my meat-of-the-month membership (one month remaining)
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So Fucking Lame
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See signature :)
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I got bored here.
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![]() This is the Kenyan *lawyer* (now attending Oxford University) who offered up the amazing livestock dowry. You have to go to the Daily Mail for the most sleaze coverage Daily Mail
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