Spam Me Your Gran's Anti Mozi Potions... - GoFuckYourself.com

EddyTheDog · 05-30-2015, 10:53 AM

I am in Spain and am being eaten alive - I must have spent $200 on so called 'repellents' - I need to go 'old fashioned'...

SilentKnight · 05-30-2015, 11:09 AM

I use Bens 100 max formula - 95% deet. Works great against skitters and ticks.

ottopottomouse · 05-30-2015, 11:39 AM

Smother yourself in Marmite.

EddyTheDog · 05-30-2015, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Smother yourself in Marmite.

So that's what this is about...

just a punk · 05-30-2015, 11:55 AM

Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for an ultrasound keychain, and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic in range of 2 square meters.

EddyTheDog · 05-30-2015, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for a ultrasound keychain and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic.

That looks like a good idea - We had an ultrasound thing for mice and it was great...

Thanks.....

CurrentlySober · 05-30-2015, 01:55 PM

Use poo. Thank? me later

EddyTheDog · 05-30-2015, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Use poo. Thank? me later

OK - Covered in poo and Marmite, I will be at the local bar soon - I will let you know how it goes - I will tell you I have a bad feeling about this - Not everyone likes Marmite...

kazbalah · 05-30-2015, 10:20 PM

This is no bullshit.. but i heard if you eat small amounts of shit each day for a few weeks it will repel insects, mozzies, flies, females and work colleges.

CurrentlySober · 05-31-2015, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

OK - Covered in poo and Marmite, I will be at the local bar soon - I will let you know how it goes - I will tell you I have a bad feeling about this - Not everyone likes Marmite...

Well at least NOTHING will come near you Even Mozis

PS: Please post pics

Manfap · 05-31-2015, 02:35 AM

You get the tiger mozis down there as well. Not nice.

SilentKnight · 05-31-2015, 05:58 AM

I read somewhere recently that the Gates Foundation was working on a lightbulb based on laser technology that would ward off mosquitos - part of an effort to cut down the spread of malaria in the third world.

But I haven't seen it show up in the local hardware store just yet...

candyflip · 05-31-2015, 07:57 AM

I have one of these:

Mosquito Magnet® Patriot Trap | CO2 Mosquito Trap

I've brought it and used it on multiple movie sets too. It's the only thing that works for sure.

Paz · 05-31-2015, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I am in Spain and am being eaten alive

Start smoking or get a girlfriend who should have a body temperature of 0.5C higher than yours - just kidding

We burn lemon eucalyptus and they run a mile.

05-30-2015, 10:53 AM	#1
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,038	Spam Me Your Gran's Anti Mozi Potions... I am in Spain and am being eaten alive - I must have spent $200 on so called 'repellents' - I need to go 'old fashioned'...

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ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Smother yourself in Marmite. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,381	Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for an ultrasound keychain, and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic in range of 2 square meters. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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05-30-2015, 11:09 AM	#2
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I use Bens 100 max formula - 95% deet. Works great against skitters and ticks.

05-31-2015, 02:35 AM	#11
Manfap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,617	You get the tiger mozis down there as well. Not nice.

05-31-2015, 05:58 AM	#12
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I read somewhere recently that the Gates Foundation was working on a lightbulb based on laser technology that would ward off mosquitos - part of an effort to cut down the spread of malaria in the third world. But I haven't seen it show up in the local hardware store just yet...

05-31-2015, 07:57 AM	#13
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,052	I have one of these: Mosquito Magnet® Patriot Trap \| CO2 Mosquito Trap I've brought it and used it on multiple movie sets too. It's the only thing that works for sure. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me