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SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket explodes on launch
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Musk needs to hire some of the rocket scientists here on GFY.
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![]() No single fatal accident since its first launch in 1966. The 1st world technology rules.
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We are talking about a private company here, not a govt space program.. Seriously dude EVERYTHING doesn't have to be about comparing fucking Russia to everything.. You brainwashed tool.
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try and keep up with shit, i know you're stupid, anti-American, drunk and fall for Ruskie propaganda, so really, just gofuckyourself. |
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what a waste and big lose
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![]() ![]() Why? Because you have a long way to be called a first world country. 100- or 1000 years and you can join our club ;) P.S.Won't post to this thread anymore. It's dedicated to those US people who decided they could get to the outer space without Russian technologies. Such naive guys... RIP ![]()
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I'm glad that all russians are not like the POS ruskie who just posted those pics.
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What's wrong with those pics, clown? Are they staged or that? Maybe the US technology is not good enough to safely send people to the orbit? That's your taxes and that's your problem. Think on it.
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"Everyone" is you, right, babe? High taxes, no free medicine, no free education, the world's highest national debt, most prisoners per capita and police shooting 500-1000 civilians every year. Congrats on that, idiot! )) And yes, I won't post to his thread anymore, loser.
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you are simply a drunk piece of shit, vomiting on yourself while you flounder in a gutter pointing your pos finger at the rest of us walking by looking down at you. what a fucking joke. |
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Those poor sputnik shuttles, they dont end up in museums like ours because they never actually did anything.
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sputnik 1
That was a good satellite.
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P.S. How many "astronauts" were sent to the outer space with the US "tech" during thins year? 2014 or 2013 maybe? LOL @ you, redneck )))))))) Oh, I've posted to the loser thread again? Uh... ![]()
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what a stupid piece of shit ruskie. we have a reusable shuttle program that lasted 30 fucking years and due to the extreme complexity leading-edge tech of a huge massive program, we certainly experienced tragedy. next, we're trying to sort out how to land a rocket.
meanwhile fuckwad ruskie talks shit while ruskie shuttles are covered in bird shit not ever achieving anything more than a test flight. |
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To be fair - Russia has been very busy aside from their space program.
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Today's launch failure was the first in 19 launches for Space-X. Pretty good record so far.
Hey SputnikSEO how many of Russia's launches fail? |
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A pair of HoloLenses went up in flames. May they rest in peace.
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P.S. How stating a fact that Russian "Soyuz" rockets have never killed a single cosmonaut/astronaut makes my post anti-American? Check your brain dude, because you are really mad.
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That Russian launch in April sure was a fucking success, wasnt it?
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At first, SputnikSEO was like:
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According to the number of your posts. You are just obsessed with me. Get a life already, clown
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CyberSeo,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedelin_catastrophe 100 die during a rocket test... and you guys hid it for decades... so your official stats don't mean shit...
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2) How many cosmonauts/astronauts among those who died? 3) Was that rocket used at lest once? 4) How does it relate to "Soyuz" rocket - the only rocket used buy the USSR and Russia to send humans from around the globe to the space? Please don't use the terrorist act as a an example of bad tech. In other words, don't try to play David Copperfield. That's not yours, man.
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Is this the same Soyuz rocket that never fails? ->
"The Russian space agency, Roscosmos, determined that the most likely cause of the failure was contamination in the rocket’s fuel lines or stabilizer valve, which caused low fuel supply to the gas generator, Gerstenmaier told lawmakers Oct. 12 during a hearing of the House Science, Space and Technology Committee’s space and aeronautics panel. The accident occurred when the robotic Progress 44 cargo spacecraft crashed in Siberia after its Soyuz rocket failed shortly after liftoff. The craft and its 2.9 tons of supplies for the space station were lost." NASA Confirms Russian Soyuz Failure Findings | Progress 44 Soyuz Rocket Accident | Russian Space Agency Investigation
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just think of how far we would have gotten if both sides were helping each other rather than having a 'my dick is bigger than yours' contest
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It does. But since it's Russia (not the US of A), we have a catapult for the capsule with humans. At least one "Soyuz" has really blown up during the lift off, but both cosmonauts are still alive because they were saved by the catapulting system. Hint: your shuttles had never have one, so the US astronauts were doomed by default.
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Ah I forgot to add something about catapulting systems. When "Challenger" has blown up, some of the US astronauts have died because... they hit the water. So they were alive all the time after the explosion. If it was Soviet "Buran", nobody would die, because "Buran" shuttles were equipped with catapults to save the crew in situations, similar to the one happened to "Challenger". Almost the same year, but different country and different level of technology.
P.S. A note for the Florida clown. This is not an anti-American post. No way! This is a small historical course for guys like you, whose parents were too poor to pay for your education. Thanks god, there is Wikipedia and you can finally educate yourself and get up to the basic level.
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Soyuz 1 dooms cosmonaut: The first fatal accident in a space mission befell Soviet cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov, whose problem-plagued Soyuz 1 capsule crashed onto Russian soil in 1967. 'Gravity' and Reality: History's Worst Space Disasters
Deaths in space: The Soviet space program also suffered the first, and so-far only, deaths in space in 1971, when cosmonauts Georgi Dobrovolski, Viktor Patsayev, Vladislav Volkov died while returning to Earth from the Salyut 1 space station. Their Soyuz 11 craft performed a textbook-perfect landing in 1971. So recovery teams were appalled to find the three-man crew sitting dead in their couches, with dark-blue splotches on their faces and blood dripping from their ears and noses. An investigation showed that a breathing ventilation valve had ruptured, asphyxiating the cosmonauts. The resulting drop in pressure also exposed the crew to the vacuum of space ? the only human beings to ever experience such a fate |
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Once again: "Soyuz" is the only rocket we use to send humans to the outer space (ours, yours and any others, including commercial tourists). We have more launches than all humanity together, and one one single person has died during the launch. That's a fact. Period.
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