Jurrasic World sucked balls

[Scott McD]

Wasn't expecting anything from the movie but holy shit, that was horrific! Even worse than 3 lol.

Trying to think of some good points but none spring to mind. Amazing that nobody at the end of the movie gave a shit that a fucking T-Rex was on the loose

Considering there was 20,000 visitors to their "World" at the time the death toll was incredibly low. Amazing.


Avoid...

[C H R I S]

As expected... they'll still make 100 million.

[sandman!]

commercials look lame

[CaptainHowdy]

Thanks for the heads up ...

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by C H R I S

As expected... they'll still make 100 million.

Oh no doubt it will be a Box Office smash.

Even the CGI effects don't impresss anymore. If anything it seems a little dated now...

[brassmonkey]

looks like a sci-fi original! sucker!!

[2MuchMark]

I have low expectations for this movie too. Will wait for TV.

[Spunky]

I'll wait until it comes on Netflix

[PaperstreetWinston]

If you're not looking for something other than raptors and lots of running, i think you'll get your dollar's worth

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by PDeluxe

If you're not looking for something other than raptors and lots of running, i think you'll get your dollar's worth

How much are cinema tickets in America anyway ?? We pay $15 here...

[bronco67]

Go see Mad Max Fury Road before it leaves theaters. It's the only chance in a decade you'll get to see a real movie by a master filmmaker.

I won't be seeing Jurassic World or many other movies this summer because they've been spoiled by Mad Max.

[lock]

Originally Posted by bronco67

Go see Mad Max Fury Road before it leaves theaters. It's the only chance in a decade you'll get to see a real movie by a master filmmaker.

I won't be seeing Jurassic World or many other movies this summer because they've been spoiled by Mad Max.

I did like mad max 4 just wish i saw it in 3d

[Alexlecomte]

Was about to go to check it tonight... Maybe I should reconsider

[Slick]

Rotten Tomatoes critics gave it a 71% and the viewers 87%
Jurassic World*(2015) - Rotten Tomatoes

Who doesn't love raptors and running ha ha.

[TrafficPartner Wolfgang]

Originally Posted by bronco67

Go see Mad Max Fury Road before it leaves theaters. It's the only chance in a decade you'll get to see a real movie by a master filmmaker.

I won't be seeing Jurassic World or many other movies this summer because they've been spoiled by Mad Max.

Mad Max... not so sure; nice explosions and all, of course, I suppose; but turned Mad Max into a side kick and star vehicle for Charlize Theron... boring!

Anyway, why can't they go for some fresh narrative instead of regurgitating always the some plots, so predictable.

Shouldn't complain, though... , am only too aware of the sound economic rationale behind it ;-P

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by lock

I did like mad max 4 just wish i saw it in 3d

Opposite for me. They had both 3d and 2d showings and the only time that was good for me was for 3d showing. I did not go for this reason. I do not like watching 3d, it sucks.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

I do not like watching 3d, it sucks.

Same. Think i checked out 2 movies in 3D and for me it just made it a pain in the ass. After 10mins the novelty wears off and you just want to watch it like a normal movie...

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by bronco67

Go see Mad Max Fury Road before it leaves theaters. It's the only chance in a decade you'll get to see a real movie by a master filmmaker.

I won't be seeing Jurassic World or many other movies this summer because they've been spoiled by Mad Max.

So you are claiming that mad max is best movie in 10 years?

[pornguy]

My son wants to see it so we will be going to watch anyway. I can sleep if I feel the need

[PR_Glen]

watching that 'raptor trainer' ride a harley through the jungle with his raptor pack in the trailer is both the coolest and dumbest thing I have ever seen.. if it was a scrambler maybe i'd be on board.. hehe

oh saw san andreas the other day. I was expecting it to be stupid, but even with that it was far worse than i expected.. It's like the natural disaster was chasing them for the whole movie--why do they keep doing that with these??

[georgeyw]

Originally Posted by bronco67

Go see Mad Max Fury Road before it leaves theaters. It's the only chance in a decade you'll get to see a real movie by a master filmmaker.

I won't be seeing Jurassic World or many other movies this summer because they've been spoiled by Mad Max.

The worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life is mad Max fury.

They competely missed the mark.

[bronco67]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

So you are claiming that mad max is best movie in 10 years?

yes.

it's a movie that goes back to the visual roots of fillmaking, where story and character development are put across through action, editing and music -- as opposed to having every character flap their gums for two hours.

I can see where something that's actually good might not go over well with people who like crap.

[Plutocracy]

Originally Posted by Spunky

I'll wait until it comes on Netflix

and then maybe have a couple drinks first

[PR_Glen]

Originally Posted by bronco67

yes.

it's a movie that goes back to the visual roots of fillmaking, where story and character development are put across through action, editing and music -- as opposed to having every character flap their gums for two hours.

I can see where something that's actually good might not go over well with people who like crap.

just because you can't handle a movie with dialogue doesn't mean everyone else has bad taste. It was good, leave it at that. It's fucking stupid to make it out to be more than that.

[Scott McD]

[HowlingWulf]

Other movies currently playing I've already seen or look even worse.
Jurassic World is next up.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Wasn't expecting anything from the movie but holy shit, that was horrific! Even worse than 3 lol.

Trying to think of some good points but none spring to mind. Amazing that nobody at the end of the movie gave a shit that a fucking T-Rex was on the loose

Considering there was 20,000 visitors to their "World" at the time the death toll was incredibly low. Amazing.


Avoid...

as long as the black men are sensitive and loving, the black women snappy and ballsy, the gay guy heroic, the fat white guy a fumbling boob and crybaby loser, the white woman amazing and beautiful in full glamour makeup and the kids precocious the movie will be wonderful!!!!!

[RummyBoy]

Well the BBC gives a 4/5

BBC - Culture - Film review: Is Jurassic World a monster hit?

[BAKO]

I look at reveiws before i waste my money and time.

Jurassic World*(2015) - Rotten Tomatoes

[KillerK]

I liked it

Was well worth seeing.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Well the BBC gives a 4/5

BBC - Culture - Film review: Is Jurassic World a monster hit?

But the BBC also covers up for pedophiles so......

[TheSquealer]

i personally didn't watch any but the first. I don't find 2 hrs of one predictable scene after another of people cowering and hiding from teeth and claws and suffering near misses.... with the odd character getting snatched up and eaten to be entertaining.

[michael.kickass]

I think I've seen enough dinosaurs on screen already.

[bronco67]

I don't know....looks like a lot of people are liking it out there. Good overall reviews and while box office is no indication of quality, it did make a half billion dollars in one weekend. And couple of people whose movie opinions I trust thought it was a fun.

Maybe it didn't suck balls.

[bronco67]

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

just because you can't handle a movie with dialogue doesn't mean everyone else has bad taste. It was good, leave it at that. It's fucking stupid to make it out to be more than that.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy some good talky movies too, but people criticizing a movie because it has a simple plot and little dialogue is like criticizing a plane because it flies.

I know no one in this thread complained about the lack of dialogue...it's just something I noticed out there in internet world with all the tards and fringe haters trying to be film critics by saying it has "no story" because no one is explaining the plot.

Fury Road is not the kind of movie you get to see in the theater anymore. It's amazing it even got made without all of the suits changing everything.

[Martin]

Took my niece and nephew. They loved it. Its a kids movie. What do you want?

[celandina]

Originally Posted by C H R I S

As expected... they'll still make 100 million.

630 mil. world wide this weekend

[MrBottomTooth]

Highest grossing opening ever. Never seen that coming. I want to see it but I'll wait for it to come out on thepirate.....I mean bluray.

[Matyko]

Today I've heard my colleague's review of the movie [he is a movie freak] and however what he told was funny and we had a good laugh really, but based on what he said it was like an Asylum Movie... Will never watch it, disliked the first one already.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by Martin

Took my niece and nephew. They loved it. Its a kids movie. What do you want?

Oh the kids will love it no doubt. My nephew I know for a fact will enjoy it. His dad will need to be the one who takes him though lol.

[OldNew Dana]

I am still gonna see it...

[Axeman]

It wasn't that bad. Campy for sure. Not great, but decent. The ending was pretty bad though, I will say that.

[EngineCash]

I was about to watch it, but now...

[CaptainHowdy]

It's only entertainment ...

[TrafficTraffickers]

thanks for the heads up. I was actually debating if I should see it at the movie theater or not

[candyflip]

Originally Posted by Scott McD

How much are cinema tickets in America anyway ?? We pay $15 here...

My kid and I just got back from seeing it this morning. I paid $5.99 per ticket at the AMC and sat in the big comfy recliners.

Rochester, NY

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by celandina

630 mil. world wide this weekend

Yeah I was off by a few hundred million - but my point was that it doesnt matter if it is a good movie as people will still go in droves.

[Just Alex]

What sucked balls is sitting next to the cunt screaming "get the fuck out of there" and "what the fuck are you doing" every 2 minutes. Now I remember why I stopped going to movies 10 years ago.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by Just Alex

What sucked balls is sitting next to the cunt screaming "get the fuck out of there" and "what the fuck are you doing" every 2 minutes. Now I remember why I stopped going to movies 10 years ago.

At the end of the movie was he shouting "Umm there's still a fucking T-Rex on the loose why does nobody give a shit?!?!"


Because i know that's what i was thinking...

[Black All Through]

It will still make 500 million worldwide especially in places like Asia with these kind of movies have always triumphed, and among children and young teens that will beg their parents to go and see it no matter what. From the trailers that I have watched the story seems a little cheesy, some critics say that the dinosaurs are not brought perfect lead to profile, but the special effects from that very little I seen is actually pretty good.

However you are not the first that has claimed it was disappointing that I've heard of, so most probably I'm going a wait until it hits red box and spend a dollar for it like I did for middleman, that by the way also sucked balls in my opinion.