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Old 07-18-2015, 06:28 AM   #1
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European cars are for pussies:
I just slammed 22" gold rims on my chevy. Bitches started calling me "Pan Am" because my ride wins the gold medal for attracting the finest bitches on the planet.

Bring your gf/wife/mom for a ride in my pimp cruiser and it's guaranteed to get their pussies get wet.

Be right back, gonna go take a dip in my villas pool. What are you up today other then being a broke ass bitch?

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Old 07-18-2015, 06:32 AM   #2
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post your pic please so i can jerk off on it
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Old 07-18-2015, 06:37 AM   #3
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Yeah, chevy +22 inch is best for pimps and alike
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Old 07-18-2015, 08:13 AM   #4
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good for you.
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Old 07-18-2015, 08:16 AM   #5
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Mercedes, Audi, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Bentley, Lamborghini, Bugatti.... Pussies!
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Old 07-18-2015, 08:59 AM   #6
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I just slammed 22" gold rims on my chevy. Bitches started calling me "Pan Am" because my ride wins the gold medal for attracting the finest bitches on the planet.

Looking good, kid.
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Old 07-18-2015, 09:44 AM   #7
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Old 07-18-2015, 09:50 AM   #8
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Old 07-18-2015, 09:53 AM   #9
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Bitches started calling me "Pan Am" because my ride wins the gold medal for attracting the finest bitches on the planet.


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Old 07-18-2015, 10:12 AM   #10
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Mercedes, Audi, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Bentley, Lamborghini, Bugatti.... Pussies!
i couldnt even fit my cock in those cars if i tried.

when you're a big man, packing a big ass dank you need comfort.
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Old 07-18-2015, 10:26 AM   #11
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Old 07-18-2015, 03:30 PM   #12
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Old 07-18-2015, 03:40 PM   #13
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i couldnt even fit my cock in those cars if i tried.

when you're a big man, packing a big ass dank you need comfort.
I tried to get my fat ass in a Lamborghini - It was fucking hilarious...

We hired the car and picked up some cute guys - Not hard really - We had to find a car park miles away so we could get out with some dignity - I was on all fours - So sad.....
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We hired the car and picked up some cute guys - Not hard really - We had to find a car park miles away so we could get out with some dignity - I was on all fours - So sad.....
cute guys.. lambo... on all fours..

So, you were fucked in a lamborghini or what?
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I tried to get my fat ass in a Lamborghini - It was fucking hilarious...

We hired the car and picked up some cute guys - Not hard really - We had to find a car park miles away so we could get out with some dignity - I was on all fours - So sad.....
TMI, cross that one of the rental list.
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Old 07-18-2015, 04:22 PM   #16
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cute guys.. lambo... on all fours..

So, you were fucked in a lamborghini or what?
You can't fuck in a Lamborghini - Laws of Physics...
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Old 07-18-2015, 04:41 PM   #17
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