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Bladewire · 07-18-2015, 05:54 PM

I vote it's alive, but that fall on the cement looks pretty harsh. What do you think? Dead or alive?

SilentKnight · 07-18-2015, 05:57 PM

Jesus, dude...what part of the web you surfin' tonight?! That's just...fucked up.

Bladewire · 07-18-2015, 06:06 PM

Swear to God just did a simple image search for elephant pissing animated .gif , this and the pic in my last thread, both came up in the results! Thought it would be funny to post a pic of an elephant pissing and tell MiamiBoyz he'd be in heaven

Spunky · 07-18-2015, 06:13 PM

He's probably like whoa wtf,I'm outta there

SilentKnight · 07-18-2015, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Honey Boo Boo!

brassmonkey · 07-18-2015, 06:30 PM

jeez

you can fry that after birth. wash it off first it hit the ground

MiamiBoyz · 07-18-2015, 06:40 PM

You think they have fucking foam mattresses out in the bush in Africa?

This is a totally normal elephant birth.

SilentKnight · 07-18-2015, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

You think they have fucking foam mattresses out in the bush in Africa?

This is a totally normal elephant birth.

No, all of Africa has been concrete'd over just like in the video.

To be totally sure we'll send BM & BM over as emissaries to confirm.

SekobA · 07-19-2015, 02:38 AM

A life it falls in the pool

aka123 · 07-19-2015, 03:14 AM

Don't you guys watch nature documentaries? I say it is alive.

blackmonsters · 07-19-2015, 09:40 AM

The amniotic sac protect it and burst when it hit the floor.

Totally alive.

beerptrol · 07-19-2015, 11:41 AM

Looks like a scene in the new Ace Ventura Movie. This time he comes out of an elephant instead of a Rhino

ErectMedia · 07-19-2015, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

The amniotic sac protect it and burst when it hit the floor.

Totally alive.

+1, like getting dropped in a water balloon

Dvae · 07-19-2015, 12:16 PM

Most likely alive. If not breathing she will nudge it a few times and if that doesn't work will give it a swift kick across the floor and that usually does the trick.

Bladewire · 07-19-2015, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

The amniotic sac protect it and burst when it hit the floor.

Totally alive.

Good point I hadn't considered that

Caldo · 07-20-2015, 12:14 AM

davidclickpapa · 07-20-2015, 12:43 AM

alive. most certainly. also: ewww.

EngineCash · 07-20-2015, 12:55 AM

Seriously??? I think it's alive, it is all nature...

seeandsee · 07-20-2015, 04:07 AM

this is hard landing

sperbonzo · 07-20-2015, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

No, all of Africa has been concrete'd over just like in the video.

To be totally sure we'll send BM & BM over as emissaries to confirm.

Dry baked savanna ground which has been compressed by being trod on herds of elephants would be pretty close to being as hard as concrete... Evolution would have had to deal with that.

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Bladewire · 07-20-2015, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EngineCash

Seriously??? I think it's alive, it is all nature...

I think so too, I hope

Cyber Fucker · 07-20-2015, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Jesus, dude...what part of the web you surfin' tonight?! That's just...fucked up.

Must be 4chan.

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