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Old 07-20-2015, 06:14 PM   #51
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capable of disguising his voice, the land shark is even more cleverer than the great white shark

Watch Land Shark: Jaws II From Saturday Night Live - NBC.com
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Old 07-20-2015, 06:37 PM   #52
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That was just a nudge, not an attack.
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The shark quickly realize it was a tasteless human and let go ;) He's indeed very lucky not to have gotten a nasty bite.
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Actually it looked to me like the shark was just curious, and swimming with her mouth open, got herself tangled in the foot rope and thrashed around to get away. If it was "attacking him" he would have been bitten.

I hate the fear mongering that pervades when the media talk about sharks.








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there's no fear mongering in that video. a great white shark is curious about surfers for one reason- and that's dinner. it's not a dolphin frolicking in the waves
I am just saying; there are always at least two sides to EVERY story - Shark survives attack by Australian surfer
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Old 07-20-2015, 07:17 PM   #53
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i like sharks and i hate when they are portrayed as evil killers - and even worse: when they are hunted because of something that is far from true
You can thank Steven Spielberg for most of the paranoia about sharks.
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Old 07-20-2015, 07:21 PM   #54
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So you have been sitting on a surfboard when a shark has come up from behind, become entangled in your leg rope and then started to thrash about knocking you off the board and pulling you under water?
Why the hell would I do that? So I can look like a weird turtle from below and get taste tested?

He got nudged by a curious shark. I've never claimed or said it was anything less or more.
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Old 07-20-2015, 08:10 PM   #55
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average number of people killed per year by sharks? about 6-7

average number of people killed per year by mosquito? about 650,000

cows kill more people per year than sharks, hippos hold the record for being the most dangerous mammals

The Top 19 Animals That Kill The Most Humans

(sharks don't even make that list)

I'm surprised monkeys aren't on that list - the macaques here in KL can be very aggressive - so much so the authorities have killed over 150,000 of them in the past two years.

Mosquitoes are no joke - and neither is the malaria or dengue that they spread.
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Old 07-21-2015, 02:49 AM   #56
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Assaulted Jeffreys Bay shark still in shock after confrontation with Australian.

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"As a proud Jeffreys Bay local, I have been a surfing fan for years, and naturally me and all my friends were excited about this year's J Bay Open. We all drew names at the start of the week for a little pool, and to my delight I drew Mick Fanning! So as you would expect, I was over the moon when he made it to the final, and all I wanted was for him to do well..."

With a slight tremble in his voice, Hannes went onto say...

" As usual, we were all under the breakers watching the action, when the inner 'fan boy' in me got the better of me and I went over to Fanning to get him to sign my fin. I mean, once the heat is over, the surfers go back to the beach and we never get to congratulate them, so I took my chance. I swam over, but somehow got snagged in his leash, I tried to break free, and started to apologise, then suddenly, I was getting punched!
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Old 07-22-2015, 05:53 AM   #57
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Scared the shit our of me just watching it
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