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Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 09:23 AM

what are you using for pest that won't kill a guy and what are you using to promote growth of the fruit/veggies/flowers?

brassmonkey · 07-26-2015, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

what are you using for pest that won't kill a guy and what are you using to promote growth of the fruit/veggies/flowers?

use gasoline

MaDalton · 07-26-2015, 09:30 AM

Mexicans? but wait, Trump said they kill people...

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

use gasoline

I figured you for a stupid irrelevant post

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Mexicans? but wait, Trump said they kill people...

I figured you for a stupid irrelevant post dipshit

beerptrol · 07-26-2015, 09:44 AM

Just stand out there and read out loud your posts to them. That should get them to leave! Afterwards, just spread your bullshit all over your garden to feed and fertilize the plants

MaDalton · 07-26-2015, 09:45 AM

if you want serious answers go to a gardening forum, this one is called Go Fuck Yourself

(i'll refrain from the name calling, i'm not 12 anymore)

aka123 · 07-26-2015, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

what are you using for pest that won't kill a guy and what are you using to promote growth of the fruit/veggies/flowers?

Diversity is a great tool against pests. In Africa they use different kinds of plants in different rows or very small plots.

But if you want to use some safe liquid; pine soap liquid is very popular around here. Mixed with water 1/20-40.

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

if you want serious answers go to a gardening forum, this one is called Go Fuck Yourself

(i'll refrain from the name calling, i'm not 12 anymore)

I'll remember that

Vendzilla · 07-26-2015, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

if you want serious answers go to a gardening forum, this one is called Go Fuck Yourself

(i'll refrain from the name calling, i'm not 12 anymore)

You made it to 13? You do remember the forum clearly says Fucking Around on it?

I would get a Pick Up first, just to confuse MaDalton, then hire him as a troll to scare away any bugs!

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123

Diversity is a great tool against pests. In Africa they use different kinds of plants in different rows or very small plots.

But if you want to use some safe liquid; pine soap liquid is very popular around here. Mixed with water 1/20-40.

thank you...

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

You made it to 13? You do remember the forum clearly says Fucking Around on it?

I would get a Pick Up first, just to confuse MaDalton, then hire him as a troll to scare away any bugs!

yeah he's a bit stuffy... maybe a rock in his jackboots?

geedub · 07-26-2015, 10:28 AM

neem oil + dr bronner peppermint soap + water

brassmonkey · 07-26-2015, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I figured you for a stupid irrelevant post dipshit

they got what was coming to them

anyhoo how big is the garden? you could build a light mist system to spray or get one of those hand pump sprayers. i brew compost tea kill insects! the bacteria eats them alive! need a recipe?

Amazon.com : Organic Fish and Kelp Blend, 32 fl. oz : Fertilizers : Patio, Lawn & Garden

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub

neem oil + dr bronner peppermint soap + water

do you have any ratios... like water , 1 tbl soap and few drops neem oil? something like that?

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

they got what was coming to them

anyhoo how big is the garden? you could build a light mist system to spray or get one of those hand pump sprayers. i brew compost tea kill insects! the bacteria eats them alive! need a recipe?

Amazon.com : Organic Fish and Kelp Blend, 32 fl. oz : Fertilizers : Patio, Lawn & Garden

thanks I'll look into this....

aka123 · 07-26-2015, 11:43 AM

By the way; raw sugarcane molasses are great attractant for many fishes, especially in the carp family (Cyprinidae).

Vendzilla · 07-26-2015, 11:47 AM

Growing pot, always used fish guts fertilizer.

jimmycooper · 07-26-2015, 01:25 PM

I reckon ?Cumin Mijole? is what you need.

There are black, white, and a number of off-colored seed varietals all of which can be purchased by ?load?. Given the extent of your problems, my guess is that you?ll likely need several loads of the black varietal on a daily basis for at least the foreseeable future.

Good luck and be sure to keep us posted on your progress.

Rochard · 07-26-2015, 01:52 PM

Gardening is for women.

aka123 · 07-26-2015, 01:57 PM

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Gardening is for women.

Think about that the next time you mow lawn.

MrBottomTooth · 07-26-2015, 03:16 PM

Funny stuff in this thread.

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07-26-2015, 01:25 PM	#19
jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	I reckon ?Cumin Mijole? is what you need. There are black, white, and a number of off-colored seed varietals all of which can be purchased by ?load?. Given the extent of your problems, my guess is that you?ll likely need several loads of the black varietal on a daily basis for at least the foreseeable future. Good luck and be sure to keep us posted on your progress. __________________

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