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Just Doing My Own Thing
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![]() I don't know what my name is - It's a boring story but an interesting fact - What have you got?..
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(>^_^)b
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I sneeze twice when I look at the sun..
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I can count to 3 with my fingers, but only with my right hand. With left hand to 2.
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I'm a great bowler.
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I have a phobia of roller-coasters. Have since I was a child. I'm not scared of heights, not scared of g-force, and not scared of speed. But for some reason, if I get on a roller-coaster it's panic attack city. Ive even seen therapists about it but still can't ride them.
Fact: The only roller-coaster I've ever actually ridden from beginning to end was the Hulk in Islands of Adventure. I was drunk as a monk and had enough Xanax in me to put down a Rhino. But I still rode it - can't say I remember much of it.
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I'm a great bowler.
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LOL! I sneeze three times when I look at the sun. My daughter sneezes four. I thought we were freaks.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I dropped out of high school as a teenager, but eventually went to college to get two degrees.
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BANNED
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i never drink milk that hasn't just been opened.
i never eat bruised fruit or vegetables.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i like poo...
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i have to brush my teeth in up to 15 minutes after every meal
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Do you take one out with you?..
I have to wash my hands after having a pee - If I am caught short I will burst before I break the rule...
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working on my tan
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I can tie my dick in a knot.
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It's 42
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One day I sold $280,000 worth of discounted TD's (mortgages -- Deed of Trust) to a 'possibly' CIA front man in LA in 1978.
His check was from 123 Corp(NV) out of Vegas and the Deeds were to be vested to ZYX Corp (CA) **I changed the names but they were acronyms. It was at a corporation that was a known CIA contractor** My partners and I split a $16,000 commission when his check cleared in 8 days and we recorded the TD assignments with the LA County Clerk's Office. I bought a Hart Schaffner Marx suit and Bally loafers the next day. Score ![]() |
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Go away you freak ![]() JK - I don't mind other peoples (That's a whole new thread) - It's my own that freaks me out...
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Your names not Kevin is it?..
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working on my tan
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You have 2 cocks? - Ian's Shoelace Site - Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot - We really need to meet...
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So fucking bland
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I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.
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So fucking bland
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I haven't been to Argentina either.
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So fucking bland
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So fucking bland
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I think you need to read the title again
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So fucking bland
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So fucking bland
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So fucking bland
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They are interesting facts about myself.
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So fucking bland
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I don't yet have enough points for a GFY hoodie yet either.
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So fucking bland
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But i will soon.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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OK 'Spain' - That's a start - By any chance did you have a passionate affair with a Pamplona bull runners wife and when he found out he challenged to run with the bulls with him - He was sadly trampled and you married her - His ghost turned up at the wedding and she died at the altar?..
That would be interesting ![]()
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So fucking bland
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So fucking bland
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oh ....oh ..... oh .......
I walked down to the shops today rather than driving!
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So fucking bland
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And i'm typing this on a laptop rather than the tower PC i normally use.
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So fucking bland
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while watching Despicable Me on ITV
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So fucking bland
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Even though I've seen it before.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I feel we are moving even further away from 'Interesting'...
At least try some BS.....
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During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks.
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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I once found some woman's father (Google), put them in touch for the first time, then he died
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So Fucking Banned
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Keys, coke, cell phone, wallet, cialis, sunglasses. always. ![]()
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6'3, white, 245, and a big dick :D oh, and my cock size isn't bad ether ;)
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(>^_^)b
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Someone wanted to buy me another car today and I was like 'nah' because I wanted to sleep in....
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So Fecking Bummed
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I am the most perverted forum member.
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I have severe haemophilia (this curse is present in about 1 in 5,000–10,000 male births).
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Yesterday i stole a cock from a fox in the forest.
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