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08-17-2015, 12:27 PM
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Exploiting human weakness
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GFY movie review of the Kevin Bacon movie "Cop Car" You are welcome!
Super short movie review: Kevin Bacon good but movie sucks. It will be painful to watch the 70% of the movie that does not feature Kevin Bacon. Do somethign else with your 2 hours of time on planet Earth such as watching just about any other Kevin Bacon movie. I wasted one full hour and 20 minutes of my life before giving up on this movie. I don't even fucking want to know how it ends it sucked so bad (when Keven Bacon was not on the screen).
Full movie review: Not worth my time for a full movie review. See above. It sucked (when Keven Bacon was not on the screen). Basically this was one of those low budget movies that spent no money on anything and tons of people worked for free or reduced rates and they spent all their money hiring Kevin Bacon. The acting from the two kids and their dialogue is atrocious. Whoever wrote their lines was out of touch, seriously. I think the general premise was good and the fact it was shot in the middle of nowhere outside was a great way to save money and focus on the story and acting to make the movie great. Huge Fail. I still love Kevin Bacon. Again......You are welcome! |
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08-17-2015, 12:30 PM
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So... how was Kevin Bacon?
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08-17-2015, 12:38 PM
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Bacon is always good.
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08-17-2015, 12:44 PM
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There were quite a few illogical or unbelievable moments in the film but to me they were forgivable because the movie did have a lot of things going for it! If it was any other film the plot holes would have really bogged down my final rating.
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08-17-2015, 12:50 PM
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OK so OP has a Kevin Bacon man crush, got it.
As for wasting time on Planet Earth.....that's what Angry Birds is for dude. You're welcome.
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08-18-2015, 06:15 AM
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08-18-2015, 07:19 AM
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Sounds like you have a hardon for Kevin Bacon.
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08-18-2015, 07:20 AM
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You want to talk about a complete waste of time? Lets talk about Jupiter Rising or Transformers (anyone of them, but especially the one Mark Wahlberg was in), those were not only a complete waste of time, but they spent gazillions of dollars to waste our time.
Cop Car was a small, well acted, well shot dark comedy. If you were expecting riveting and suspense you bought into the marketing. And if you cant recall what it was like to be a very precocious 10 year old you will miss all of the fun of the movie.
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08-18-2015, 02:46 PM
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I knew somebody...who knew somebody...who knew somebody...who once bought french fries off the same chip truck that Kevin Bacon frequented during a movie shoot.
We're tight that way. |
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08-18-2015, 04:01 PM
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Kevin Bacon can play me in the Porn Nerd movie.
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08-18-2015, 05:46 PM
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08-19-2015, 12:30 AM
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