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dumb libs love censorship
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![]() i am looking for massive breasts, ugly face. never says no to sex. which is best country for this?
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I need a beer
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Thankfully never had any experience with either
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BACON BACON BACON
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i only have experience with hot asian girls. sorry
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Retired
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Maybe SputnikSEO can help you?
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Stay away from Russians.
Ukranians are cool....but stay away from them, too. Big tits and ugly faces desperate for sex? Any mamacita in the barrio baby. :D
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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You didn't specify length of armpit hair.
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why not get 1 of each ??
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Femcams.com
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Get a post op lady boy from Thailand and never have to worry about getting here pregnant.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Russian and Ukranian women are 100% batshit crazy. Steer clear of them!
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You are going to regret it...
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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They are biters.
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if they offer exchange then why not try both ?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cunt a4d a wife...
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So fuckin' bored
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Both are scam. You will lose some money in the best case. In worst case you will lose your house.
"Oh, I'm a poor super model miss Russia/Ukraine 2015. Nobody wants me here and I want to live in the USA with a men of my dream - an ugly fat and old farmer from Oklahoma! I will be the best wife ever and turn your life into heaven! Could you please send me $500 to make a visa, sweetheart? Blah-blah-blah..." I'm not kidding man, stay away from this shit. vesti-ukr.com/kiev/7008-kak-kievskie-brachnye-agentstva-zarabatyvajut-na-doverchivyh-inostrancah fakty.ua/154645-sotrudniki-i-klientki-brachnyh-agentstv-rasskazali-faktam-kak-oni-razvodyat-inostrancev censor.net.ua/news/107365/kievskie_brachnye_agentstva_vymanivayut_u_inostran tsev_dengi_ot_imeni_devushek timer-odessa.net/statji/brachnyj-loxotron-odessitki-kidayut-inostrancev-s-pomoshhyu-interneta-i-brachnyx-agentstv.html polubili.su/razvodki.htm http://www.loversplanet.ru/forum/topic1816.html http://www.crime.vl.ru/index.php?p=1...&c=1&tb=1&pb=1 etc... Use Google translate to read ![]()
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So Fucking Banned
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there you go, a lot of ukrainian "brides", many of them ready for work as low as 300 UAH
????? ?????? , ???? ??????, ???????????, ?????, ??????????? ??????, ????????, ???????, ???????, ???????, ????, ?????, ??????? ?????, ????, ???? howver, you have to be there in person |
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So fuckin' bored
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![]() P.S. Don't forget to use a condom, because according to the stats, every 4th Ukrainian whore is HIV-positive.
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Porn SEO
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You guys always make my day! So many clever ppl here :D
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See signature :)
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![]() ![]() Hard for whom, for Iraqis? ![]() You just go, pay the fee and get it. Easier than anything. Tested fact. Never heard about anyone being rejected. Even peasant type who go just to buy there cheaper stuff never heard of rejection, lol. |
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See signature :)
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300 UAH is like 12 eur, that sounds way off (for models of that quality from your link). Edit: found some 45eur/hr as well. |
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So Fucking Banned
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not really. trust me
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So Fucking Banned
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for Haitians from Cuba
![]() ![]() but its true that getting is kind of pain the ass. likey would discourage anyone from visiting their huge, cold,muddy and often drunk country.... |
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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OMG The secret's out
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Exploiting human weakness
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Make sure you find one named Olga or Svetlana. Those girls are very rare. Make sure you send plenty of momey before you meet or even talk on the phone so she knows you care.
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She can give me HIV any time she likes!
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My best friend married a chick from Romania. Came here on a school visa and never left. Figured as soon as she was legit she'd jet out on his ass but they been married for quite a few years now and have a son.
![]() I currently have a Venezuela friend staying with me for 2 1/2 months. No I won't be marrying her even though cute as hell as she has a boyfriend back home but I am enjoying getting spoiled on laundry folding, cleaning and awesome cooking. Hopefully she returns next year as well. I'll probably cry when she leaves as frozen meals will pop back into rotation. ![]() |
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I am Amazing Content!
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Find a local bithc is always better !
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For everybody. You'll need a lot of papers, not even mention that you have to do a HIV test and must be clear for it if you're going to get a Russian visa.
Here ya go: Step-by-step guide to getting a Russian Visa An American’s nightmare with Russian visa | Europe Forum | Fodor's Travel Talk Forums WHY A VISA TO RUSSIA IS SO DIFFICULT TO GET ! Moscow On The Hudson: The Pains Of Getting A Russian Visa - Gadling Russian visa -more difficult? etc... Quote:
![]() P.S. But please believe me - the Ukraine will be your best choice: cheap whores, cheap vodka and drugs, no HIV tests (the positive tested foreigns are welcomed there because they won't affect the epidemic there) and no visa at all. Just book a ticket ![]()
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I AM WEB 2.0
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I know you are, but why telling it to the all GFY members, clown?
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It was a joke ... of course I don't want to get HIV (again). I was just using a joke to basically say I think that woman is hot.
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It is not hard to get (there is not even a hint that you could not get it if all necessary papers presented, so it is easy), it is easy to get just with more than usual amount of bureaucracy. HIV is for visas longer than 3 months only, which does not apply to most of the tourists.
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![]() I guess you haven't got a single Russian visa, right? And yes, the HIV test is now mandatory for even a one-day visa. Ask somebody who've got it and don't post your bullshit here, kid, because you look really stupid.
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You're trying to make it sound like Russia is sooo difficult to travel to. And that millions of first world nations are just begging to get in.
The application is standardized just like western visas. You prepare your documents which is an annoyance. Go through the application process and that is it. Im also pretty sure the medical exam is only required from certain countries applying. Similar to USA or Canada visas. My friend applied, was approved and visited Russia under 1 year ago with no medical exam. The way you make it sound is completely false. Any visa application is a pure annoyance. But it is standardized or else no one would get in. Any visa application i have ever done requires alot of documents. That is the entire point. Also many western countries do require a medical exam from certain countries as i pointed out. Russia is the exact same way and isnt technically difficult. |
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In contrast to you, I've been almost all around the Globe and have both the US and EU visas, while you - a 3rd-world clown have never got a Russian one. Accept it as is, loser and stop trying to be an expert in things you have no single idea about ![]()
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Many others did the same, and this is honestly the first time I hear about it being "hard" (as in rejection hard, not bureaucracy hard). This is simple not true as, even if I wanted, I could not find any single person who was rejected, that just does not happen ![]() It is pointless to argue with your delusions, as usual, you just like to present it in a ridiculous way "Russia is so great, it does not allow many people etc etc", but this is just ridiculous and typical overstatement from you. You are that kind of person. PS: As for HIV test - I just checked Russian embassy website and it still states that it is needed only for 3+ months visas. You may be right and they could have changed that, but in that case it would be nice to update requirements on embassy page as well ![]() |
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And no my friend didn't require a medical to travel to Russia. And anyway any visa I have ever done has licensed clinics you go to to receive a medical. It's really not a big deal. Um I have lived and traveled around the globe. I almost guarantee in more places than you. I also am from the first world. But nice try. You see it is great being me I'm not from a shit country such as Russia where I need a visa to continually travel. You're so delusional that you somehow think getting into Russia is SO difficult. I guarantee you if I applied I would be accepted no problem. I just have to no need to visit a country full of closed minded people like yourself. |
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I did just find this rather telling story of an American trying to get a Russian Visa. Maybe it's more difficult for Americans?
An American’s nightmare with Russian visa | Europe Forum | Fodor's Travel Talk Forums
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