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Old 09-14-2015, 11:16 AM   #1
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Old 09-14-2015, 11:17 AM   #2
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How many pineapples can fit up brassmonkeys ass?
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Old 09-14-2015, 11:19 AM   #3
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Old 09-14-2015, 11:24 AM   #6
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Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit, or, shit that tastes like chocolate pudding.


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Old 09-14-2015, 11:27 AM   #7
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if jack helped you on the horse, would you help jack off the horse?
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Old 09-14-2015, 11:29 AM   #8
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5.2, because approximately 4, 40 oz's of Olde English Malt Liquor equates to the same volume of the average Pineapple. I admit I cheated, used Wolfram Alpha. JK, it's about right.
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Old 09-14-2015, 11:30 AM   #10
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How much wood could a wood chuck fuck if a a wood chuck had Cragslist in the Pacific Northwest?

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Old 09-14-2015, 11:32 AM   #12
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Fast?

If velocity is used, it's faster than my cock... so FAST?

Guess... 22.1 mph at full speed. Please inform me of the proper number.
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Old 09-14-2015, 11:33 AM   #13
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Why on earth would you ruin perfectly good shit by making it taste like chocolate pudding?

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I would much rather eat shit that tastes like chocolate pudding.

Peanuts? Raisins?

Need more variables in order to answer properly.

Corn?
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I'm in Florida. 94 degrees with a ridiculous "feels like" temp of 117 degrees with humidity.

Your question is irrelevant.
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If by white bitches, you mean kids?

Craigslist, and they happen to be dressed up like cops.
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apparently, this question was not weird enough.
Sorry Mo, completely missed it...

That being said? Of course I would help Jack off the horse. I'd use my mouth if I had to. I really am "that kinda guy."
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That being said? Of course I would help Jack off the horse. I'd use my mouth if I had to. I really am "that kinda guy."


based on your answer, i'm still thinking my question wasn't weird enough! i'll try harder.
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Good point, I've been quiet for a few reasons, I don't give away info anymore like in the past..
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