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How many pineapples can fit up brassmonkeys ass?
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I make pixels work
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The whole woodchuck chucking conundrum... answer that...
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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How do you know where to find the most disgusting pictures on the internet?
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Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit, or, shit that tastes like chocolate pudding.
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if jack helped you on the horse, would you help jack off the horse?
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5.2, because approximately 4, 40 oz's of Olde English Malt Liquor equates to the same volume of the average Pineapple. I admit I cheated, used Wolfram Alpha. JK, it's about right.
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I make pixels work
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Where all da white bitches at?
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How much wood could a wood chuck fuck if a a wood chuck had Cragslist in the Pacific Northwest?
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Is it hotter in the summer than it is in the city?
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Fast?
If velocity is used, it's faster than my cock... so FAST? Guess... 22.1 mph at full speed. Please inform me of the proper number. |
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Peanuts? Raisins? Need more variables in order to answer properly. Corn? |
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I'm in Florida. 94 degrees with a ridiculous "feels like" temp of 117 degrees with humidity.
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If by white bitches, you mean kids?
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Sorry Mo, completely missed it...
That being said? Of course I would help Jack off the horse. I'd use my mouth if I had to. I really am "that kinda guy." |
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What would you do with 2Bil free views?
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Let's put it this way, I wouldn't come to GFY an publicly admit it.
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You forgot to say Weeeeeeeeeee..
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Have you ever tried sucking your own cock?
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