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DVTimes · 10-18-2015, 04:14 AM

Model describes Playboy Mansion's damp rooms, 'hospital food' and Hugh Hefner so frail he relies on nurses rather than babes | Daily Mail Online

j3rkules · 10-18-2015, 04:24 AM

That is what happens when you are 89-year-old.

Phoenix · 10-18-2015, 04:26 AM

He had a good run. I hope he gets to bang a few more before he goes off to nowhere.

Martin · 10-18-2015, 04:27 AM

He had a good run. What a life banging that dime pussy all the time.

ruff · 10-18-2015, 07:43 AM

Hugh Hefner doesn't have much to complain about. At least he's ending on a high note.

EliteWebmaster · 10-18-2015, 08:09 AM

He was "psychologically ill" even before being physically "ill". This is the guy who was banging whores young enough to be his granddaughter. When you are 89 year old banging 18 year olds, while it may be legal but it doesn't necessarily make it right.

The whores are even worst. At least Hef has a plausible excuse (loneliness or senile) but these whores have no excuse other than they are Hookers. They can try to spin it anyway they want, but to the rest of society, they are no different than the girls walking down sunset blvd.

I physically can't believe the stupidity of the wealthy guys who end up marrying these whores after banging Hef. You married a hooker who is a golddigger. Congrats.

woj · 10-18-2015, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Hugh Hefner doesn't have much to complain about. At least he's ending on a high note.

not sure I would call it "high note"... the guy is laying in bed, shitting himself, while watching his once great brand becoming irrelevant..

... but still, he got more out of life than any of us here ever will...

Mickey_ · 10-18-2015, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

He was "psychologically ill" even before being physically "ill". This is the guy who was banging whores young enough to be his granddaughter. When you are 89 year old banging 18 year olds, while it may be legal but it doesn't necessarily make it right.

The whores are even worst. At least Hef has a plausible excuse (loneliness or senile) but these whores have no excuse other than they are Hookers. They can try to spin it anyway they want, but to the rest of society, they are no different than the girls walking down sunset blvd.

I physically can't believe the stupidity of the wealthy guys who end up marrying these whores after banging Hef. You married a hooker who is a golddigger. Congrats.

Live and let live.

vegasbobby · 10-18-2015, 01:29 PM

Luckiest Man Every

SBJ · 10-18-2015, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

He was "psychologically ill" even before being physically "ill". This is the guy who was banging whores young enough to be his granddaughter. When you are 89 year old banging 18 year olds, while it may be legal but it doesn't necessarily make it right.

The whores are even worst. At least Hef has a plausible excuse (loneliness or senile) but these whores have no excuse other than they are Hookers. They can try to spin it anyway they want, but to the rest of society, they are no different than the girls walking down sunset blvd.

I physically can't believe the stupidity of the wealthy guys who end up marrying these whores after banging Hef. You married a hooker who is a golddigger. Congrats.

someone is jealous

Anyone that says they wouldn't wanted to live the life of Hef is crazy.

heatherdeep · 10-18-2015, 01:30 PM

The only man I know that has fucked more hot chicks than this guy is Donny Long!

SBJ · 10-18-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherdeep

The only man I know that has fucked more hot chicks than this guy is Donny Long!

too bad he can't wipe his own ass. Hef is 89 and has a excuse for not being able to wipe his ass but not you donny

CaptainHowdy · 10-18-2015, 01:33 PM

Man is old and heading straight to hell ...

TrafficXXXL · 10-18-2015, 01:42 PM

Awesome news...

Vendzilla · 10-18-2015, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

too bad he can't wipe his own ass.

I'm sure he has a topless hot nurse that does that for him

SBJ · 10-18-2015, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I'm sure he has a topless hot nurse that does that for him

re read my comment. I was talking to the donny about him wiping HIS ass.

DraX · 10-18-2015, 01:55 PM

The first 20 years with playboy must have been bad ass, beautiful women everywhere, still young and schlong still working.

I haven't followed him much but he lived an awesome life but obviously from the article he is on the end of the line now.

When he goes it will definitely be the end of an era.

You think he still got a couple of years ?

heatherdeep · 10-18-2015, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

too bad he can't wipe his own ass. Hef is 89 and has a excuse for not being able to wipe his ass but not you donny

Donny doesnt need to wipe his own ass cause we can do it for him if he wants.

SBJ · 10-18-2015, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherdeep

Donny doesnt need to wipe his own ass cause we can do it for him if he wants.

yet you weren't here this day were you
eFukt.com | Hygiene Fail

Now shut the fuck up you attention whore donny! Why do you think every thread is about you?? You are a nobody that lost his houseboat..

heatherdeep · 10-18-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

yet you weren't here this day were you
eFukt.com | Hygiene Fail

Now shut the fuck up you attention whore donny! Why do you think every thread is about you?? You are a nobody that lost his houseboat..

Neither was Donny because it never happened you lying homo. Now get off Donny's cock already because he dont want you.

georgeyw · 10-18-2015, 03:48 PM

Look at the language she uses, that girl is 100% a total and complete dumb ass!

Hef is an old man, these whores who are more than happy to suck his cock which is probably older than their grandpa's and then have the audacity to say he is boring - lofuckingl !!

dyna mo · 10-18-2015, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Look at the language she uses, that girl is 100% a total and complete dumb ass!

Hef is an old man, these whores who are more than happy to suck his cock which is probably older than their grandpa's and then have the audacity to say he is boring - lofuckingl !!

exactly. that article is clickbait written by a feminazi.

Spunky · 10-18-2015, 05:05 PM

Sucks getting old,if I couldn't take care of myself,I would rather be dead

MiamiBoyz · 10-18-2015, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

He was "psychologically ill" even before being physically "ill". This is the guy who was banging whores young enough to be his granddaughter. When you are 89 year old banging 18 year olds, while it may be legal but it doesn't necessarily make it right.

The whores are even worst. At least Hef has a plausible excuse (loneliness or senile) but these whores have no excuse other than they are Hookers. They can try to spin it anyway they want, but to the rest of society, they are no different than the girls walking down sunset blvd.

I physically can't believe the stupidity of the wealthy guys who end up marrying these whores after banging Hef. You married a hooker who is a golddigger. Congrats.

I would suck an 89 year old's cock for cash too baby!

You are just pissed that you will not have enough money to buy a hot piece of ass when you are an old fart - HATER

L-Pink · 10-18-2015, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Look at the language she uses, that girl is 100% a total and complete dumb ass!

Hef is an old man, these whores who are more than happy to suck his cock which is probably older than their grandpa's and then have the audacity to say he is boring - lofuckingl !!

Due · 10-18-2015, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

He was "psychologically ill" even before being physically "ill". This is the guy who was banging whores young enough to be his granddaughter. When you are 89 year old banging 18 year olds, while it may be legal but it doesn't necessarily make it right.

The whores are even worst. At least Hef has a plausible excuse (loneliness or senile) but these whores have no excuse other than they are Hookers. They can try to spin it anyway they want, but to the rest of society, they are no different than the girls walking down sunset blvd.

I physically can't believe the stupidity of the wealthy guys who end up marrying these whores after banging Hef. You married a hooker who is a golddigger. Congrats.

I'm guessing you will gladly make a few bucks of any chick that is willing to get naked and / or fuck for cash so what makes you a better person ? The only reason the girls are not paid directly by you is because you are not successful enough.

You need to wake up and come back to reality if you believe that an average "no name" porn chick doing a double anal in a low budget scene is living a better life than a playboy bunny blowing a 89 year old pervert.

There is no reason to try and make yourself look better, we are all in the same boat. If you are captain save a ho you are in the wrong business.

EliteWebmaster · 10-19-2015, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Due

I'm guessing you will gladly make a few bucks of any chick that is willing to get naked and / or fuck for cash so what makes you a better person ? The only reason the girls are not paid directly by you is because you are not successful enough.

You need to wake up and come back to reality if you believe that an average "no name" porn chick doing a double anal in a low budget scene is living a better life than a playboy bunny blowing a 89 year old pervert.

There is no reason to try and make yourself look better, we are all in the same boat. If you are captain save a ho you are in the wrong business.

If you think a porn girl is the same as the glorified hookers banging Hef, you are wrong. One is a hard working girl even if she is fucking on set. Just because she sucks cock on video doesn't make her a bad person. She may have a kid to feed or trying to better herself. But it's a JOB. The hookers banging a 89 year old man are simply disgusting lowlife who are no different than the hookers you see on the street.

I bet you are one of those guys who believe that pornstars and hookers are the same, well I got news for you, they are not the same!

Notice how many porn girls take a stand that they will not do "privates". Because they draw the distinction that porn and hooking are two different things.

That's why Derek Hay and his agency draws massive heat.

loreen · 10-19-2015, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

he got more out of life than any of us here ever will...

Meh. I wouldn't trade my life with his.

EngineCash · 10-19-2015, 01:39 AM

That old perv...

this girl looks really stunning, as every bunny in the mention...

:tumbsup Long live mister Hugh...

JFK · 10-19-2015, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

He had a good run. I hope he gets to bang a few more before he goes off to nowhere.

michael.kickass · 10-19-2015, 08:12 AM

Somehow I don't feel sorry for him.

Irv O. Neil · 10-19-2015, 09:07 AM

Ah, yet another tabloid story on Hefner...growing old is no picnic...

But you can't take away the fact that he was a GREAT magazine editor-publisher, and gave a well-paid home to many of the finest writing, art, design, cartoon, photography and modeling talents of his prime era...

I grew up reading the magazine in its 60s heyday and its fantastic fiction and interviews inspired me with the power of words and the idea of being a writer.

Of course, I read the articles AFTER I closely perused and appreciated the pix!

But read the articles, I did. I still remember a heated discussion I had with my friends about capital punishment, after reading an article about the topic in a 1966 issue. (I think Playmate of the Year Alison Parks was on the cover.)

Today at flea markets those old 50s and 60s mags sell briskly as the beautifully crafted time capsules they are, and according to the dealers I've spoken with, many of the purchasers are women. Of course I grabbed a few issues myself from the years when I was still too young to read 'em!

Abelohost · 10-19-2015, 02:34 PM

The real mystery is whether his nurses are babes as well.

Penny24Seven · 10-19-2015, 05:27 PM

Over 60 years of banging the best pussy around all while being rich and famous. I mean what more can you ask for if you were to do different. 99% of people would pick his life and the other 1% didn't understand the question.

CaptainHowdy · 10-20-2015, 06:09 AM

"When thou wast young, thou girdedst thyself, and walkedst whither thou wouldest: but when thou shalt be old, thou shalt stretch forth thy hands, and another shall gird thee, and carry thee whither thou wouldest not."

PR_Glen · 10-20-2015, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

If you think a porn girl is the same as the glorified hookers banging Hef, you are wrong. One is a hard working girl even if she is fucking on set. Just because she sucks cock on video doesn't make her a bad person. She may have a kid to feed or trying to better herself. But it's a JOB. The hookers banging a 89 year old man are simply disgusting lowlife who are no different than the hookers you see on the street.

I bet you are one of those guys who believe that pornstars and hookers are the same, well I got news for you, they are not the same!

Notice how many porn girls take a stand that they will not do "privates". Because they draw the distinction that porn and hooking are two different things.

That's why Derek Hay and his agency draws massive heat.

you seem pretty judgemental for someone who works in the same industry. maybe you would fit in better at some christian right board instead?

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