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brassmonkey · 11-08-2015, 04:33 PM

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) calls in an interview for converting as many people as possible to Christianity because Jesus is “coming soon.”

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The 2012 Republican presidential candidate made the comments in a radio interview last week with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council, after both Bachmann and Perkins went on a tour of Israel. The website Right Wing Watch

TheHill posted audio of the interview.

CaptainHowdy · 11-08-2015, 04:35 PM

Messianism is an old political move ...

ITraffic · 11-08-2015, 04:41 PM

brassmonkey · 11-08-2015, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic

he will not have a color. he will be air. that's jesus from cuba he cut lawns in florida till he was deported in 1999

2MuchMark · 11-08-2015, 04:50 PM

Ah, Michelle Bachman. I've missed that batshit crazy lady. I wonder what her pray-the-gay-away husband is up to these days?

VikingMan · 11-08-2015, 04:54 PM

SHE hopes Jesus is coming soon so she no longer has to put up with her flamingly queer husband who is living a lie and counsels gay men to go straight. Unreal.

j3rkules · 11-08-2015, 05:29 PM

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VikingMan · 11-08-2015, 05:35 PM

Someone should think up an LOL Jesus caption for that picture

EddyTheDog · 11-08-2015, 05:46 PM

Damn, I wonder if it's too late to cancel that Koran?..

This why I don't gamble - I always bet on the losing side.....

crockett · 11-08-2015, 06:28 PM

She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..

EddyTheDog · 11-08-2015, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..

Then fill it with water...

brassmonkey · 11-08-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..

im sure with decapitated heads that sing "i'm walking on sunshine"

escorpio · 11-08-2015, 06:41 PM

Jesus is coming to mow my lawn.

brassmonkey · 11-08-2015, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Jesus is coming to mow my lawn.

it's racist humor

it's discounting a working man

escorpio · 11-08-2015, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it's racist humor

it's discounting a working man

crockett · 11-08-2015, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic

Black Jesus is a real thing in the neioberhoods.. Back in the day, I did cable modem installs and would often get the hood route. I've seen more black Jesus status and black last dinner pictures than I care to count.. Also lots of rent a center big screens and PCs.

marlboroack · 11-08-2015, 08:04 PM

That would be nice.. Pretty sure I'm going to hell though.

ghjghj · 11-09-2015, 01:30 AM

Jesus is coming soon

MiamiBoyz · 11-09-2015, 02:25 AM

That CUNT should be put to sleep like the useless waste of space and oxygen that bitch is.

Too bad we can't go back in time and abort her mother just to assure that this fucktard would not be born unto this earth!

What a vapid moron.

Paul Markham · 11-09-2015, 02:55 AM

You missed the point guys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel...ional_campaign

Even batshit crazy can win a seat in Congress, given enough morons to vote and $million$ to buy votes.

j3rkules · 11-09-2015, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That CUNT should be put to sleep like the useless waste of space and oxygen that bitch is.

Too bad we can't go back in time and abort her mother just to assure that this fucktard would not be born unto this earth!

What a vapid moron.

CaptainHowdy · 11-09-2015, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

he will not have a color. he will be air.

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bronco67 · 11-09-2015, 05:50 AM

She meant to say Jesus is coming on her face.

SuckOnThis · 11-09-2015, 06:36 AM

michael.kickass · 11-09-2015, 07:11 AM

Fuck that cunt.

directfiesta · 11-09-2015, 07:20 AM

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Ah, Michelle Bachman. I've missed that batshit crazy lady. I wonder what her pray-the-gay-away husband is up to these days?

j3rkules · 11-09-2015, 07:23 AM

There is no god, adapt or die.

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