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Old 11-10-2015, 03:44 PM   #1
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Cool magic trick you can do with an e-cig and AMAZE your pals!

OK, thus is one of those 'special' tricks that if done correctly, (and all the circumstances are correct) you will truly amaze your friends and make a real name for yourself! Heres how to do it...

1) Find a friend or stranger who is smoking a small e-cig with a ROUNDED STAINLESS STEEL tip... (This part is pretty important - See pic for clarity)



Ask to borrow the e-cig, and tell him that their mind is about to be blown!

2) Sneak round the corner to prepare. Slip the round smooth tip of the e-cig in between your butt cheeks and slip it about an inch or so into your ass. Depress the button to make it active and then simply cough. (THIS IS THE *SECRET MOVE* PART) The cough will cause your sphincter to contract, and in doing so, effectively your ass will actually take a 'drag' on the e-cig... Now you are ready!!!

3) Pass the e-cig back to the owner and tell him (or her) to take a deep drag on it, and hold the vapour in his lungs. Wait a few moments (approx 8 seconds) and tell him to breath out. What he (or she) wont know, is that after 8 seconds, the vapour will have evaporated internally, and nothing will come out from their mouth!

Imagine the looks of shock, awe and sheer amazement as you (& You need to time it right so be sure to practice first) turn around, pull down your pants and fart at exactly the right moment !!! Thats right ! It looks like the smoke has come out of your ass instead of their mouths!!!

Utterly freakin' AMAZING ! You will now be the big celeb amongst your group of friends, and get all the chicks and even be invited to cool parties! This trick is guaranteed to be a head turner ! Do it right and nothing can possibly go wrong ! Success is assured !

Final tip? Don't fart to hard! (Unless its me you are showing the trick to)

You're welcome
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Old 11-10-2015, 03:50 PM   #2
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You need a much more powerful e-cig than that. Something at least 100 watts for a vape fart.
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Old 11-10-2015, 04:02 PM   #3
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This is a really cool little 'trick'. I have a kids party coming up towards the end of the week and a few of the parents vape.
I am going to present it as one of our party tricks!

I can see the kids going wild for it.
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Old 11-10-2015, 04:04 PM   #4
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You can do a similar trick with big bla...

Actually, I probably shouldn't go there.....
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Old 11-10-2015, 06:37 PM   #5
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What vape flavors did your ass prefer so far?
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Old 11-10-2015, 06:40 PM   #6
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You can do this with a real cigarette too. Just put some ashes up your ass and voila.
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Old 11-10-2015, 06:41 PM   #7
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I did that just the other day. Here's the e-cig I used.

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Old 11-10-2015, 08:37 PM   #8
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So much LOL, so much face palm, so much shame at reading this thread...
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Old 11-10-2015, 08:57 PM   #9
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cs try this one out
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Old 11-10-2015, 10:18 PM   #10
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Or you could just fill the tank with urine or a small turd and have it vaped



(sorry misread this thought you were giving advice on how to make shit vape)
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Old 11-11-2015, 03:42 AM   #11
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cs try this one out
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Old 11-11-2015, 04:20 AM   #12
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Ok that was funny as fuck.
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Old 11-11-2015, 04:46 AM   #13
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I did that just the other day. Here's the e-cig I used.

Yes, but I found that wheeling around a 5 gallon barrel of lube on a handcart with me, kinda gives the game away and spoils the element of surprise
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Old 11-11-2015, 05:37 AM   #14
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Old 11-11-2015, 05:40 AM   #15
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Was just in the states and couldn't believe how many people had e-cigs. Pulled up at a set of lights and the guy next to us was smoking one, we thought his car was on fire with the plumes of smoke(vapour) coming out of it...
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Old 11-11-2015, 06:18 AM   #16
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Was just in the states and couldn't believe how many people had e-cigs. Pulled up at a set of lights and the guy next to us was smoking one, we thought his car was on fire with the plumes of smoke(vapour) coming out of it...
Yep ! lol

I have one of those 'cloud makers' for indoor use and a small evod for out and about. I have not smoked a real cigarette for about 3 months

The small one delivers the nicotine in an adequate fashion to sate me, and the larger one that produces the big clouds satisfies my feeling for 'doing something'

The hand to mouth part is the key
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Old 11-11-2015, 06:56 AM   #17
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If you need an eHookah, but one from me and promote affiliate marketing..


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Old 11-11-2015, 07:58 AM   #18
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Hand check! What are you guys using? Won this bad boy in a raffle last week!


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Mines not so fancy estick 50w with triton aspire tank. 0.3 coil and chocolate orange vape
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That was my first mod! Nothing wrong with an Istick. Have you entered the realm of cloud chasing and dripping yet or are you sticking with a tank?
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I'm sticking with this for the time being

It does all I want and stops me from smoking cigs so all good
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Old 11-11-2015, 09:14 AM   #22
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