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CurrentlySober · 11-14-2015, 02:26 PM

Anyone else watched this load of nonsense?

Bunch of supposed experts having to explain everything to each other as if the other expert is stupid, and then solving crimes by using imaginary computer programs that dont exist and using as many 'hacker type 'buzzzwords' as possible, even when the buzzwords are sometimes totally out of context and as such dont even apply?

Biggest piece of shit on TV... Yet I'm still watching it

(& I'm waiting for a big reveal where the mannish lead character does turn out to actually be a man!)

Va2k · 11-14-2015, 02:32 PM

I tried for the first 16 min's or so. Had to turn it. It hurt my head it was so bad.

EddyTheDog · 11-14-2015, 02:35 PM

Its total shit...

Pad · 11-14-2015, 03:12 PM

i can't psychologically handle shit like that

CurrentlySober · 11-14-2015, 03:17 PM

When I grow up, I wanna be just as talented as these fine computer experts

j3rkules · 11-14-2015, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Its total shit...

I confirm it.

fitzmulti · 11-14-2015, 09:13 PM

Garbage!!

DODevelopment · 11-15-2015, 04:16 AM

Confirmed.

yuu.design · 11-15-2015, 07:41 AM

still and fun show

Shadexpwn · 11-17-2015, 02:48 PM

Not a bad show until they released this...

Would have to see more than one episode to make any subjective decisions on the quality.

CaptainHowdy · 11-17-2015, 06:23 PM

rowan · 11-17-2015, 07:41 PM

I managed to get through one entire episode, but I'm never watching another one.

A couple of memorable moments: a mechanical hard drive (inside a tablet - wtf?) managed to survive a bomb explosion with its data intact, and they drained a tablet's battery with the starter motor from a car.

Anyone half technical would have sore eyes from rolling them so often, and so hard.

Kelli58 · 11-18-2015, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

a mechanical hard drive (inside a tablet - wtf?) managed to survive a bomb explosion with its data intact, and they drained a tablet's battery with the starter motor from a car.

Anyone half technical would have sore eyes from rolling them so often, and so hard.

Wait are you trying to claim my tablet isn't bomb proof? THE HELL YOU SAY!

But yeah seriously .... they really really really really could benefit from hiring a 12 year old as a technical expert. Because that 12 year old would have more skill and technical background than whomever they have working for them know.

bronco67 · 11-18-2015, 11:15 AM

I hear it's so bad it's good.

CurrentlySober · 11-18-2015, 11:23 AM

It sets the scene right out the gate.

Quote:

I was a therapist who knew nothing about my computer so I got hacked and they took all my patients details. When I went to see the FBI to get help, they decided to put me in charge of the new multi-million dollar cyber crime division

Thats the lead characters backstory. A bit like saying that my car broke down cause I didn't look after it and took it back to the dealership. While I was there they offered me the chance to run General Motors...

11-14-2015, 02:26 PM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,536	CSI: Cyber Anyone else watched this load of nonsense? Bunch of supposed experts having to explain everything to each other as if the other expert is stupid, and then solving crimes by using imaginary computer programs that dont exist and using as many 'hacker type 'buzzzwords' as possible, even when the buzzwords are sometimes totally out of context and as such dont even apply? Biggest piece of shit on TV... Yet I'm still watching it (& I'm waiting for a big reveal where the mannish lead character does turn out to actually be a man!) __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

11-14-2015, 02:32 PM	#2
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	I tried for the first 16 min's or so. Had to turn it. It hurt my head it was so bad. __________________

11-14-2015, 02:35 PM	#3
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11-14-2015, 03:12 PM	#4
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11-14-2015, 03:17 PM	#5
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11-15-2015, 04:16 AM	#8
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11-15-2015, 07:41 AM	#9
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11-17-2015, 02:48 PM	#10
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11-17-2015, 07:41 PM	#12
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I managed to get through one entire episode, but I'm never watching another one. A couple of memorable moments: a mechanical hard drive (inside a tablet - wtf?) managed to survive a bomb explosion with its data intact, and they drained a tablet's battery with the starter motor from a car. Anyone half technical would have sore eyes from rolling them so often, and so hard.

11-18-2015, 11:15 AM	#14
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I hear it's so bad it's good. __________________