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Old 12-09-2015, 11:38 AM   #1
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From today on Crockett will now be dubbed "The Crocketteer"

Flying high above all moral ground. The Crocketteer will swoop in with one fowl nose dive saving the day from the evil Republicans.

Crocketteer we salute you!
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Old 12-09-2015, 11:49 AM   #2
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The Crocketteer uses "crocket science" to deduce the crimes of the EVIL Republicans and save the day with the cool gizmos in his Socialist Utility Belt.

And just like Batman had Robin...The Crocketteer has his trusty sidekick **********.

Together, the Socialist Crusader and The Boy Wonder will triumph over Trump!
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Old 12-09-2015, 11:51 AM   #3
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That's Crockett Science!
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:17 PM   #4
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The Crocketteer uses "crocket science" to deduce the crimes of the EVIL Republicans and save the day with the cool gizmos in his Socialist Utility Belt.

And just like Batman had Robin...The Crocketteer has his trusty sidekick **********.

Together, the Socialist Crusader and The Boy Wonder will triumph over Trump!


can you imagine the Crocketteer as a king?


"King Crocketteer there is invaders outside the door that want to behead and slaughter us all!"
King Crocketteer: "We wouldn't want them to think we are racist.... LET DOWN THE CASTLE WALLSSSSS!"
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:18 PM   #5
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The Crocketteer can't distinguish the difference between a US citizen and non US citizen!
According to The Crocketteer the entire earth is under the US constitution.
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:18 PM   #6
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OK, can this thread get a GFY award ? This is already fucking awesome !
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:21 PM   #7
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OK, can this thread get a GFY award ? This is already fucking awesome !
WOA hey now racist! According to The Crocketteer I can't accept any awards. IM WHITE. That'd be racist!

Only deserving people like Ahmed the clock boy deserve awards and praise. Cool clock Ahmed!
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:22 PM   #8
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CrockofShit FTW!
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:28 PM   #9
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My fan club is restless today..
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:29 PM   #10
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The Crocketteer is a mix between Davy Crockett and the Rocketteer
That makes him pretty fucking bad ass then..
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Old 12-09-2015, 12:44 PM   #11
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My fan club is restless today..
Crocketteer fan club: 0 members
Crocketteer is an idiot fan club: 21,392 members

Crocketteer "my fan club is restless today"
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Old 12-09-2015, 03:05 PM   #12
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I'm a fan of crockett!

Yes, it's a guilty pleasure...but I enjoy reading the stuff he and Mark Prince troll with.
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Old 12-09-2015, 03:12 PM   #13
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Just your typcal leftwinger who is blind to democrat shit and sniffs each and every republican shit.
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Old 12-09-2015, 03:26 PM   #14
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:14 AM   #15
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:17 AM   #16
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More like the cockoteer amirite guys? Hi five!
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Old 12-10-2015, 02:07 AM   #17
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Sounds pretty good and physically just imagine George Costanza...... and Weird Al.... what a combo!!!
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Old 12-10-2015, 02:12 AM   #18
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Pretty spot on!
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