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SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 02:01 PM

Unfortunately the story is a bit light on details - would've been good to know the extent of the intruder's injuries and exactly what happened.

But still...reminded me of L.L. Cool J's incident.

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Sunday, December 20, 2015 10:10:55 EST AM

Niagara Regional Police are investigating a Break-and-Enter Saturday night that sent the intruder to hospital with undisclosed injuries.

Members of the NRP and Niagara EMS responded to an apartment complex on Glenridge Ave. At approximately 9:50 p.m. where they found a male in distress.

Police say that a family member of the homeowner interrupted the break-and-enter while in progress. The male was transported to the St. Catharines hospital for medical treatment.

No further details were released while Niagara Regional Police continue their investigation.

Intruder suffers injuries | St. Catharines Standard

georgeyw · 12-20-2015, 03:48 PM

What happened to L.L. Cool J?

SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

What happened to L.L. Cool J?

He had someone do a B&E on his place while he was home - that he 'handled'.

Talks about it here at 4:40mins

georgeyw · 12-20-2015, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

He had someone do a B&E on his place while he was home - that he 'handled'.

Talks about it here at 4:40mins

That is brilliant, broken jaw / cheek / nose

Well done L.L. Cool J!

SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

That is brilliant, broken jaw / cheek / nose

Well done L.L. Cool J!

I like how he nonchalantly describes it, "I detained him."

Phoenix · 12-20-2015, 06:16 PM

I like stories like this as well. When i was in high school there was a convenience store that someone tried to rob. The guy behind the counter was the typical Indian owner of a convenience store. Except....he was some kind of trained ninja..lol

I wish i could remember the details, but basically he spent all his free time in the gym and training to fuck people up when he got the chance. So this moron went in with a knife to rob the place. The story goes that the shop owner just jumped over the counter and a second later the robber had a broken arm and then later was on his way to jail...lol

SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I like stories like this as well. When i was in high school there was a convenience store that someone tried to rob. The guy behind the counter was the typical Indian owner of a convenience store. Except....he was some kind of trained ninja..lol

I wish i could remember the details, but basically he spent all his free time in the gym and training to fuck people up when he got the chance. So this moron went in with a knife to rob the place. The story goes that the shop owner just jumped over the counter and a second later the robber had a broken arm and then later was on his way to jail...lol

Reminds me of this dude in Missouri...

Spunky · 12-20-2015, 06:49 PM

Dont mess with Cool J

xXXtesy10 · 12-20-2015, 07:14 PM

america back to wild west again. history repeats self

SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

america back to wild west again. history repeats self

mce · 12-20-2015, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Reminds me of this dude in Missouri...

That's the proper way to handle the situation.

mineistaken · 12-20-2015, 08:16 PM

Something that scum Merkel should have learned.

j3rkules · 12-21-2015, 04:38 AM

Well done.

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