What should you buy a fat chick for Christmas? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 12-20-2015, 08:06 AM

My gf and i know this fat woman across the hall. We dont really like her and are disgusted by the sight of her. But we feel really bad for her because shes super fat and is only ever with a black guy.

My gf was thinking a dominos pizza gift certificate.

I personally wanted to have her made a small horn that beeps when she backs up to warn others of her fatness.

What would be the best gift for a fat chick? I normally ignore fat people but wanted to do something nice.

baggg · 12-20-2015, 08:32 AM

Print a MyFitnessPal qr code on the back of a xmas card

Penny24Seven · 12-20-2015, 08:34 AM

chocolates. They all love that shit even if they deny it.
piglet, she will love it for 4 to 6 months before she eats it

newB · 12-20-2015, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

My gf and i know this fat woman across the hall.

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

DamnSexy · 12-20-2015, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

onwebcam · 12-20-2015, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

BIGTYMER · 12-20-2015, 09:41 AM

You live in a building with black people? Sorry MM. You walked right into that one.

SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

Ding! We have a winner.

Jigster715 · 12-20-2015, 10:05 AM

Spend the money on getting your dick enlarged from 1 mm to 2 mm.

SekobA · 12-20-2015, 10:08 AM

Selfie stick so she can see her ass

epitome · 12-20-2015, 10:09 AM

Get her the same thing you'd get your Mom or yourself since you're so much like her. Can't go wrong.

ottopottomouse · 12-20-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

ErectMedia · 12-20-2015, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I personally wanted to have her made a small horn that beeps when she backs up to warn others of her fatness.

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

shake · 12-20-2015, 10:16 AM

Ghetto problems...

420 · 12-20-2015, 10:19 AM

ham

https://youtu.be/mJbbtEOE4a4?t=4m37s

$money$ · 12-20-2015, 11:57 AM

fit bit for her

The Porn Nerd · 12-20-2015, 12:05 PM

Oh wait I know this one!

A cheeseburger?

A pizza?

Some oreo cookies?

What was the punchline again? Dang....

Doritos!! That was it. Doritos.

Good one. :D

j3rkules · 12-20-2015, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

MetaMan · 12-20-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?

I have no debt and savings. I want to do something nice for fat people.

When is the last time you did something nice for a fat chick other then fucking your wife?

MetaMan · 12-20-2015, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Get her the same thing you'd get your Mom or yourself since you're so much like her. Can't go wrong.

Or i give her the same thing as i gave your mom my fat dick?

ottopottomouse · 12-20-2015, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?

Riding the bus all day to keep warm doesn't really count as travelling.

SilentKnight · 12-20-2015, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?

Landlord evasion?

MetaMan · 12-20-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Riding the bus all day to keep warm doesn't really count as travelling.

Says the guy who's closest thing to a real vacation is searching beaches on google images.

MetaMan · 12-20-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Landlord evasion?

LOL I love it! This thread is full of typical GFY losers who had to settle for a fat wife and can't admit their failures.

CaptainHowdy · 12-20-2015, 02:25 PM

Tickets to Star Wars VII ??

NatalieK · 12-20-2015, 04:18 PM

A thread like this.....

only on GFY

shimmy2 · 12-20-2015, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

You live in a building with black people? Sorry MM. You walked right into that one.

420 · 12-20-2015, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

LOL I love it! This thread is full of typical GFY losers who had to settle for a fat wife and can't admit their failures.

I got my wife a book.

OneHungLo · 12-20-2015, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

YUP...sorry bro. PEASANT SPOTTED!

Spunky · 12-20-2015, 06:55 PM

Jenny Craig gift certificate

mechanicvirus · 12-20-2015, 07:01 PM

Get her a thing that does something.

Coup · 12-20-2015, 07:14 PM

lol if u live amongst the fats

kane · 12-20-2015, 08:23 PM

It's pretty obvious you are looking for us to give you the go ahead to eat her pussy.

Go for it. It's a gift you will both remember.

epitome · 12-20-2015, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Or i give her the same thing as i gave your mom my fat dick?

I'm sure my Mom would appreciate that, I just don't need to hear about it.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Says the guy who's closest thing to a real vacation is searching beaches on google images.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-20-2015, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

You said exactly what I was thinking. Apartment lol.

MetaMan · 12-20-2015, 11:14 PM

LOL i love GFY. 99.9% (im the 0.01%) of people in this thread have debt out the wazoo. You're all like: "Check out all my cool stuff the bank owns!". LOL

I actually you know RUN A BUSINESS. And can afford to travel and do nice things for fat people. My higlight of my day doesnt involve arguing Netflix with a fat ass spouse.

You = stuck in life
MetaMan = Pimp eating steak and shrimp

BOOYASHAKA

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-20-2015, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

LOL i love GFY. 99.9% (im the 0.01%) of people in this thread have debt out the wazoo. You're all like: "Check out all my cool stuff the bank owns!". LOL

I actually you know RUN A BUSINESS. And can afford to travel and do nice things for fat people. My higlight of my day doesnt involve arguing Netflix with a fat ass spouse.

You = stuck in life
MetaMan = Pimp eating steak and shrimp

BOOYASHAKA

What do you even do?

VikingMan · 12-21-2015, 01:02 AM

a gallon of ice cream, a sappy movie, and a spatula

ArtificialTraffic · 12-21-2015, 01:52 AM

Gutta-lax, mega family pack

klinton · 12-21-2015, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

My gf and i

bronco67 · 12-21-2015, 04:32 AM

You're a liar.

You wouldn't buy anyone anything for Christmas.

There's no fat chick who lives across the hall from you.

There is no across the hall from you because you live in your mom's basement.

You definitely don't have a girlfriend.

MetaMan · 12-21-2015, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

What do you even do?

You cant afford the products that i sell so why are you asking?

MetaMan · 12-21-2015, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

You're a liar.

You wouldn't buy anyone anything for Christmas.

There's no fat chick who lives across the hall from you.

There is no across the hall from you because you live in your mom's basement.

You definitely don't have a girlfriend.

WTF i thought it was you and your wife who lived across from me?

CurrentlySober · 12-21-2015, 06:55 AM

Get her a bag of flour incase she decides to have sex with someone at xmas

Naughty · 12-21-2015, 07:40 AM

Green Coffee Beans with Svetol - Risk Free Weight Loss

;-)

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-21-2015, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

You cant afford the products that i sell so why are you asking?

So you don't do shit. Just as I thought.

Anyone who can't be up front with what they do, doesn't do shit, or doesn't do shit worth shit.

Just another forum shit talkin loser.

MetaMan · 12-21-2015, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

So you don't do shit. Just as I thought.

Anyone who can't be up front with what they do, doesn't do shit, or doesn't do shit worth shit.

Just another forum shit talkin loser.

Yes because it's my job to inform you what business I operate in. Why would I inform a nobody what I do or why I do it? You're a nobody. You can't afford my products. I don't want to do business with you. So why would I let a nobody peer into what I do risking a nobody copying me? That's business 101. Keep the nobodies (you) guessing. Kapeesh?

Sednub997 · 12-21-2015, 09:30 AM

25 pizza, 15 hamburgers so she wont be hungry

AntonMG · 12-21-2015, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sednub997

25 pizza, 15 hamburgers so she wont be hungry

He said "gift" not "breakfast".

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-21-2015, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Yes because it's my job to inform you what business I operate in. Why would I inform a nobody what I do or why I do it? You're a nobody. You can't afford my products. I don't want to do business with you. So why would I let a nobody peer into what I do risking a nobody copying me? That's business 101. Keep the nobodies (you) guessing. Kapeesh?

Classic defense for someone who has failed in business and life.

I don't have to prove anything to you. Blah blah blah.

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