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Old 01-05-2016, 09:15 PM   #1
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The Candiru Fish Eats Human Penises

BBC - Earth - Would the candiru fish really eat your genitals?

The Candiru Fish is becoming a legend. Don't urinate in the river. This thing follows the trail into your penis, puts spikes out to lodge itself inside and then begins to consume your penis from the inside.

It's a really clever little fish that will feast on your dick.
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:18 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:32 PM   #4
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BBC - Earth - Would the candiru fish really eat your genitals?

The Candiru Fish is becoming a legend. Don't urinate in the river. This thing follows the trail into your penis, puts spikes out to lodge itself inside and then begins to consume your penis from the inside.

It's a really clever little fish that will feast on your dick.
saw it in a movie decades ago. i google candiru scrolled down to a guy in india crushing a baby wtf????
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:55 PM   #5
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saw it in a movie decades ago.
The amazing thing is that this fish has no interest in other areas of the human body, only the human penis.
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Old 01-06-2016, 03:42 AM   #6
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Someone had the balls to dispel the myth.
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Old 01-06-2016, 04:07 AM   #7
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The amazing thing is that this fish has no interest in other areas of the human body, only the human penis.
Cuz it warm and cozy
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Its Mexican cousin...
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Old 01-06-2016, 05:27 AM   #9
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Its Mexican cousin...
Fuck... that guy must have had an EPIC time the night before. I've woken up in some fucked up places doing some fucked up shit, but that guy... awesome hahahaha
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The amazing thing is that this fish has no interest in other areas of the human body, only the human penis.
Anaconda (1997) mentions the fish!
luv that movie


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fuk it eat it in the morning. a two for one holmes
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