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Grrrrrrrrr
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My woman crush - I have no idea why. She just....
She's trashy, chunky, tattoos all over.....but for some reason...I'm attracted to her. And I'm not gay.
What about you guys? |
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VIP
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No way...
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♦ Web Developer ♦
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No no no...
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Grrrrrrrrr
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I know right? I loved her before I ever saw her though I think. I only saw her for the first time two days ago, and I was shocked at what she looked like. I thought by her voice she was going to look much different, but...now there's something about her.
Think it's her confidence. That's a very attractive thing. But the song is pretty dirtyyyyy. |
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So Fucking Banned
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She looks like Drew Barrymore with a fupa.
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Junior Achiever
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Based on this and your avatar your type is clear..
Gross. |
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Living The Dream
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Hey, the pussy wants what the pussy wants I guess. Ain't nuthin' wrong with dat. Shrug.
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Grrrrrrrrr
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I'd eat ass if I were going to eat something on a girl. Not the hoo hoo. Newp.
I'll take the back, you can have the front! =) RaWrrr! Wait....I don't like girls. Wtf. I've been on this board too much. This is bullshit. Well, holy shit, I was not expecting that comment. Yep, I got nothing. Nothing at all. |
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Well I mean....
I could eat the ass as well ;) |
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svp get banned svp
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Living The Dream
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Some girls like the taste of their own pussy but not the taste of other pussy's pussies. Go figure. ![]() To me it's like sweet nector - unless she hasn't dousched in a week. Then it's more like jägermeister.
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svp get banned svp
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You're a real woman right?
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I'm a great bowler.
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Would be hard to eat that pussy with the fupa getting in the way and all.
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The one and the only
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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I like to lie down with ladies that have additional crevices in which to place my penis
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Confirmed Asshole
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I bet you can see that every karaoke night at the bar that is closest to the trailer park!
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I ain't into ugly ...
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Bad Mo-Fo
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Nope, I'd have to take a pass on that one...
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working on my tan
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Barefoot pig
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cuck
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Not attracted but I'd throw one in her for covering that khia song.
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myadultdesign.com
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Watching the video, I thought that, too.
She's living her life and seems to enjoy it ![]() I would always choose a person like her rather than a blank-eyed beauty.
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Her personality is ugly as well ...
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So Fucking Banned
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Additionally, women really don't need to douche. If they do, they should go to the docs. It's not supposed to smell if you just do your regular duties and you don't have some fucked up STD. =) But if you like vinegar with your taco - go for it! Why not throw some lettuce and tomato on too. ![]() |
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Webmaster
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disgusting
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myadultdesign.com
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58008 53773
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TripleXPrint on Megan Fox "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!" |
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Must be a south jersey thang!
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Having said all that, some girl's pussies taste like mac and cheese while others taste like tuna sushi while others taste like a McDonald's deep fryer. Just sayin'....LOL
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Downshifter
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Living The Dream
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VERY true!
Pro Tip: Men, if you want to truly disgust your female sex partner then please consume massive amounts of asparagus 12 hours before sex. :D
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Grrrrrrrrr
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So are ya saying it tastes as bad as it makes your pee smell? From experience? I knew you were a dirty one. I just knew it! ![]() ![]() |
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Grrrrrrrrr
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