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STAR WARS the FORCE awaken-fucking stupid
This movie is fucking raggedy as fuck..total rip off of Star Wars: New Hope
They will not get anymore of my money
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I, too, am upset about this action movie for children having a derivative plot
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It was nothing like the previous 3 films for which i will always be grateful for...
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Movie was fucking great, got exactly what I expected.
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I also thought Ex Machna was awesome till the death scene, that was the most coward ass, pussy white girl shit scene Ive ever seen. A fucking down syndrome retard could do better and anything would have made more sense than that week shit.
Only thing worse was the chick from Prometheus getting the staples on her stomach and no one saying anything!
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the story can suck my balls. it was the visual shit. the imperial vessel ruins, the island at the very end, the red sword. killer shit. & i was so happy when they offed han solo, he was terrible. his leia scenes were atrocious. He was impressed by cheweys crossbow, after what 30 years?
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Completely disagreed here.
The prequels were pretty fucking awful, having to watch Hayden Christensen be a complete emotional bitch before Vader. Some of the worst acting ever. I thought the new cast was pretty solid. Sure, the story was pretty much a mirror of New Hope with new characters, but the execution... mmmmMmmmMMm. |
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It was entertaining but I too thought I was waatching the original with new cast.
Villains were horrible.... especially Emo whatever his name was.... couldnt even win a light sabre contest with an ex stromtrooper. Plus he was just a spoiled child, messing up his room when he didnt get cookies. Overall entertaining but needed some originality. Next one will pull in even more money, will it be called Empire Likes Back?
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I agree. And the scene where his Ewok died was really sad. It's a good thing that his Ewok wasn't really dead at the end. I almost cried when they danced together at the end. So cute!
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no way, shit is lame as fuck
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& they made han look like a retard about the crossbow so the audience knows that the crossbow is superpowerful, so when chewey hits kylo with it, the viewer knows that ren is a gimp when he beats the token & loses to the chick. otherwise, a healthy kylo would destroy rey. so Han was tarded up for Political Correctness, the girl beats the boy.
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Watching Harrison Ford was painful. Just lame and horribly done. Carrie Fisher was also as 85% as bad. It looked like they weren't even trying and thought their roles were lame.
The "bad guys" didn't feel or seem evil. They just felt cookie cutter out of a kids movie. The originals the feeling of evil just came around when the dark side of the force was there. I wanted to like it again. But the last 4 movies have been a let down. I HOPE the next one will be better. Mark Hamill looked good and intense as the ending. I think maybe because he has barely done anything since the originals he will be more into it. Overall very cookie cutter, kids lame CGI feel. |
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I completely agree. Highest grossing movie of all time is mediocre at best. And watching Han solo hobble around... and fat grandma plastic surgery Carrie Fisher.... and a bad guy with confidence issues..... thats get beat up by a girl... a girl with no training whatsoever.... and they big evil plan is to build a 'death star'- where have I seen that one before? oh yeah that was the evil plan twice before.
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They shot themselves in the foot by killing him off. Should have been leia instead. |
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Still haven't seen it as way behind on movies. Just watched Straight Outta Compton tonight.
Think Sicario on da board for tomorrow. |
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The young, emo Kylo Ren was supposed to look like a bitch. He was conflicted with the light side coming out to the surface, that why he was pissed off all the time and acted irrational and on impulse all the time. He had force talent by little discipline/training to control it, so he always acted out trying to convince himself that he is BAD (smashing computer consoles, killing Han, etc - all this to reassure himself that he was following Vader's legacy) I bet the next movie is going to be pretty dark, just like the Empire Strikes Back was. |
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Out of the Star Wars Franchise this is actually the least childish, No Ewoks no cute Jaja.
Sure it was a rip off off of stories. The ending leaves room for new franchise but I expected less to be honest and saw it tongue in cheek and enjoyed it. The dark movie we all craved for wasn't so dark but had some interesting characters.
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not interested in seeing it. Havent seen the last 3 either. Just doesnt do anything for me.
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![]() The very first 8 minutes were awesome.... but when Poe had to "hide the secret plans in the droid" the entire film was done for me. But the first 8 mins were cool. Nice opening.... nice camera shot of the stormtroopers, very realistic like Tom Hanks landing on the beach in Saving Private Ryan... I like the way Kylo used the Force to stop the laser blast.... THEN... IT ALL FALLS TO SHIT. TERRIBLE FILM AND A DISGRACE TO THE SERIES. But the 12 year olds all love it, so who gives a fuck about the adult audience. Fucking bastards. Is it that hard to make a movie with an NEW story??? For fucks sake. Lazy ass filmmakers. |
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I ain't surprised ...
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the guy is 73 years old... he wanted out asap and I don't blame him in the least, he has earned his retirement. It was a forced move regardless, doesn't make for easy writing.
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eat a dick you bitch. No one asked for you to breathe this morning fuck-face
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