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Old 01-29-2016, 06:32 PM   #1
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I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

"What's that?" I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place. We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'
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Old 01-29-2016, 06:33 PM   #2
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Old 01-29-2016, 06:34 PM   #3
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Old 01-29-2016, 07:34 PM   #5
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Old 01-29-2016, 07:47 PM   #7
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:00 PM   #9
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so how was it? did the mom look good for 90? I feel this joke left out the important details.
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:21 AM   #10
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Old 01-30-2016, 03:37 AM   #13
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Old 01-30-2016, 07:33 AM   #15
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Old 01-30-2016, 07:51 AM   #17
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I can normally figure out the end, but this one really got me! Thanks!! lol
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That joke should be the HOF of jokes
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Old 01-30-2016, 12:42 PM   #21
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:10 PM   #22
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:41 PM   #23
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:47 PM   #24
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Funny - I should have seen the punchline coming but didn't.
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She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

"What's that?" I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place. We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'
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