Would you introduce a fat chick you're banging to your friends or family? - GoFuckYourself.com

Tubthumper · 02-18-2016, 03:24 PM

I bone a fat woman on the side but it's always with the lights off, and most of the time I just have her go down on me because fat chicks give good head (they're always hungry). But I keep this a secret and never introduce her to friends or family. Are you brave enough to publicly date a fatty?

EddyTheDog · 02-18-2016, 03:31 PM

Sounds like something Trump would say...

CurrentlySober · 02-18-2016, 03:34 PM

I publicly AM a fatty...

EddyTheDog · 02-18-2016, 03:39 PM

BIGTYMER · 02-18-2016, 03:43 PM

The rule of having side chicks is you never introduce them to family or friends..

dyna mo · 02-18-2016, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tubthumper

I bone a fat woman on the side but it's always with the lights off, and most of the time I just have her go down on me because fat chicks give good head (they're always hungry). But I keep this a secret and never introduce her to friends or family. Are you brave enough to publicly date a fatty?

lights off doesn't trim the fat.

CaptainHowdy · 02-18-2016, 03:45 PM

How fat??

Tubthumper · 02-18-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

How fat??

Roseanne fat.

Rochard · 02-18-2016, 03:57 PM

I did once.

When graduated boot camp I was stationed at Camp Lejeune near Jacksonville, NC. This town has one of the worst male / female population ratios in the country - mostly because there are tens of thousands of young horny Marines stationed there. It was hard to find a piece of ass no less a steady girlfriend. So for a while I was dating this fat waitress. She wanted to drive home to Connecticut for Christmas, and NJ was on the way so.... We took a vacation together.

Not my proudest moment.

A short time later I started dating a stripper, and eventually married her.

CaptainHowdy · 02-18-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tubthumper

Roseanne fat.

Send her back to the basement ...

SuckOnThis · 02-18-2016, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tubthumper

I bone a fat woman on the side but it's always with the lights off, and most of the time I just have her go down on me because fat chicks give good head (they're always hungry). But I keep this a secret and never introduce her to friends or family. Are you brave enough to publicly date a fatty?

Your name finally makes sense.

Brian mike · 02-18-2016, 09:13 PM

It's very simple, just invite everyone home and when they arrive you tell them is

400 to pass go ( basement door with Fat sexy there

) . As a good Player anyone ( at least one.. will TOFTT

) ......

Could be interesting lol

mineistaken · 02-18-2016, 09:21 PM

I do not introduce even hot chick I bang to my family. The only one I will introduce is my (possible at least) future wife.

mineistaken · 02-18-2016, 10:29 PM

your wife was stripper, lefty? that is news for gfy

Spunky · 02-18-2016, 10:41 PM

Only if she has a good personality

LovinNothin · 02-18-2016, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tubthumper

I bone a fat woman on the side but it's always with the lights off, and most of the time I just have her go down on me because fat chicks give good head (they're always hungry). But I keep this a secret and never introduce her to friends or family. Are you brave enough to publicly date a fatty?

Maybe the lights are always off because she can't take looking at your ugly face.

Then ask yourself, why she doesn't introduce your ugly ass to her friends and family? Maybe she is more embarrassed than you are.

ErectMedia · 02-18-2016, 10:52 PM

Not into fatties but once had an overweight chick that had a cock sucking fetish, I would watch tv and she would just gobble it up with no complaints for an hour plus, swallow the goo and expect nothing in return. No I didn't introduce her to anyone except my nutsack.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-18-2016, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tubthumper

I bone a fat woman on the side but it's always with the lights off, and most of the time I just have her go down on me because fat chicks give good head (they're always hungry). But I keep this a secret and never introduce her to friends or family. Are you brave enough to publicly date a fatty?

Depends on what kind of fat chick you went for. A confident fat chick, or an insecure fat chick.

I'm guessing yours is going to be the latter and so I'd probably not bring her around.

AdultB2B · 02-19-2016, 01:36 AM

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one...

Phoenix · 02-19-2016, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Not into fatties but once had an overweight chick that had a cock sucking fetish, I would watch tv and she would just gobble it up with no complaints for an hour plus, swallow the goo and expect nothing in return. No I didn't introduce her to anyone except my nutsack.

I had this back in the day also. Always late at night a friend would come by and as i watched tv she would just suck...Sometimes twice a night.
Another one i used to know would just message me to come over, she would get in my car blow me then get out and go back inside her house..lol

Good to be a 20 something carefree guy

muthisdev · 02-19-2016, 02:01 AM

Fat women give the best head because they're hungry.

That's my defense.

Roald · 02-19-2016, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I did once.

When graduated boot camp I was stationed at Camp Lejeune near Jacksonville, NC. This town has one of the worst male / female population ratios in the country - mostly because there are tens of thousands of young horny Marines stationed there. It was hard to find a piece of ass no less a steady girlfriend. So for a while I was dating this fat waitress. She wanted to drive home to Connecticut for Christmas, and NJ was on the way so.... We took a vacation together.

Not my proudest moment.

A short time later I started dating a stripper, and eventually married her.

Never knew you were a marine, respect!

OldNew Dana · 02-19-2016, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Tubthumper

I bone a fat woman on the side but it's always with the lights off, and most of the time I just have her go down on me because fat chicks give good head (they're always hungry). But I keep this a secret and never introduce her to friends or family. Are you brave enough to publicly date a fatty?

Question is, do you want to introduce her or not? Nothing else matters. How old are you that you need to confirm such things? LOL Stand up for your choice and if you are afraid what other will think.... Well, then you might have a problem.

davidclickpapa · 02-19-2016, 02:46 AM

depends. is your family fat?

Adraco · 02-19-2016, 06:11 AM

Of course not!!!

I would not be seen in the light of day with a fat chick by my side.

CPA-Rush · 02-19-2016, 08:59 AM

socially hypocrite?

beerptrol · 02-19-2016, 10:19 AM

As long as I was happy and the bitch treated me right, my family wouldn't care about her size

blogspot · 02-19-2016, 10:59 AM

was she a fat stripper

CDSmith · 02-19-2016, 11:10 AM

Date a hot skinny chick, you best know how to fight because sure enough a steady stream of idiots are going to try to nab her away from you (sometimes right in front of you).

If she has big tits you better know MMA.

Date a chubby chick you best know how to fight because sure as shit some idiot at some point is going to talk shit within earshot of her about her fatness.

Tired of defending your girlses' honor? Date a nice average girl-next-door type, preferably with glasses and a mousy hairstyle, and never send her to a day spa for a makeover of any kind.

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