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Old 04-18-2016, 08:47 AM   #1
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I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
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Old 04-18-2016, 09:04 AM   #2
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Old 04-18-2016, 10:21 AM   #3
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hahahaha that's a good one, thanks for laugh.
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Old 04-18-2016, 10:27 AM   #4
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Well done 😂😂😂😂 👍👾
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Old 04-18-2016, 10:29 AM   #5
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you cant have better neighbor then him
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Old 04-19-2016, 04:21 AM   #6
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Dwarfs are missing many human chromosomes and should be feared.
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Old 04-19-2016, 06:45 AM   #7
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That joke made me chuckle
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Old 04-19-2016, 07:06 AM   #8
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love it

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Old 04-19-2016, 07:29 AM   #9
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"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
ahh yes, yesterdays humours



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Old 04-19-2016, 08:32 AM   #10
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Mine dont say anything just pass next to me.You get your Hi and thats the privilege
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Old 04-19-2016, 08:46 AM   #11
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i cunt a4d a backpack...
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:13 AM   #12
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I rear ended a dwarf the other day. He was driving a mini cooper and I was driving my big huge truck, so obviously I won. The dwarf jumped out of his car and stomped over to me. He looks up at me in my truck and said "I am not happy". I replied "which one are you then?".

True story, happened a few weeks ago.
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:26 AM   #13
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I rear ended a dwarf the other day.
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Old 04-20-2016, 02:36 AM   #14
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Old 04-20-2016, 02:55 AM   #15
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I rear ended a dwarf the other day. He was driving a mini cooper and I was driving my big huge truck, so obviously I won. The dwarf jumped out of his car and stomped over to me. He looks up at me in my truck and said "I am not happy". I replied "which one are you then?".

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