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So Fecking Bummed
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Join Date: Aug 2014
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Why do my plants smell of cum?
I have some plants in my yard and they really smell like my cum, it's embarrassing to be honest. I masturbate in public a lot and I often mistake the plants small for my cum and if I am doing that I am sure other people must also.
Have you even encountered plants that smell like cum? |
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Natalie K
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Location: Spain
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are you high?
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So Fecking Bummed
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Registered User
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the first time I hear it
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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My pants smell of poo.. Work that one out ???
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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Sleepwalking?
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Confirmed Asshole
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
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Next time you and your boyfriend roleplay Tarzan and Cheeta, keep it in house or tell him to aim for your ass!
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