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Old 06-18-2016, 02:57 PM   #1
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A British man is visiting Australia

The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:42 PM   #2
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The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
99% of americans would miss this.
History buff here
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:49 PM   #3
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Hehehe...you stole that from me fucker! - I forget who I stole it from. Still funny as shit!
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:49 PM   #4
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I lived there a few years, I get it, and the signs in the car parks I've only ever seen in Australia:



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Old 06-18-2016, 06:06 PM   #5
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Old 06-18-2016, 08:30 PM   #6
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Maybe the British were deporting him?

OH WAIT... the British deport nobody
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Old 06-18-2016, 09:05 PM   #7
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Maybe the British were deporting him?

OH WAIT... the British deport nobody
Nah, the British used to send their convicts to Australia until they realized it just encouraged more crime.

To reduce crime they had to threaten criminals with life in England.
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Old 06-18-2016, 09:56 PM   #8
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The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
A good one Would be interesting to look at that customs man face
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