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Old 07-11-2016, 08:23 AM   #1
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I completely lost my sense of smell ...

... or is it that all things stopped smelling?

My rational mind distrusts the senses so this is actually good.

Most people smell like mortadella or perfume (or a mix of both) to me so this anosmia is a plus to start being more sociable, but on the other hand I might have a rank smell and I might not even notice. Overall, it's a deadlock on the social side.

Also, not being able to detect a yeasty pussy is the most dangerous aspect of this condition.

Too bad that I'll miss, in the near future, the "porn with odor" feature.
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Old 07-11-2016, 08:26 AM   #2
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Old 07-11-2016, 10:00 AM   #3
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I'm feelin' pretty stoic about it.
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Old 07-11-2016, 10:05 AM   #4
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I prefer to think of the 'S' as 'Shit'... As in "Have they shat themselves?"

Just my personal preference of course. I'd hate to not enjoy my favourite aroma anymore
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Now you can eat pussy and not have to worry about what it smells like lol
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Old 07-11-2016, 02:51 PM   #7
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Old 07-11-2016, 03:17 PM   #8
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So you can't smell irwin's pussy?
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Old 07-11-2016, 03:19 PM   #9
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think if you were blind, you would not be able to smell a black person...
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Old 07-11-2016, 04:38 PM   #10
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Old 07-11-2016, 07:35 PM   #11
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think if you were blind, you would not be able to smell a black person...
Or taste the difference between a man's asshole and grandma's pussy
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... or is it that all things stopped smelling?

My rational mind distrusts the senses so this is actually good.

Most people smell like mortadella or perfume (or a mix of both) to me so this anosmia is a plus to start being more sociable, but on the other hand I might have a rank smell and I might not even notice. Overall, it's a deadlock on the social side.

Also, not being able to detect a yeasty pussy is the most dangerous aspect of this condition.

Too bad that I'll miss, in the near future, the "porn with odor" feature.
A farmer I knew said he lost his sense of taste, but didn't mention smell. Only thing he could taste, was heavy doses of salt on his food. Said he was trying to mouth siphon a chemical, into the tractor spray tank and got too much in his mouth.
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I love smells (lol) so.. I'm sorry to hear.
If it's true, go to a doc?
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Old 07-12-2016, 07:46 AM   #17
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I love smells (lol) so.. I'm sorry to hear.
If it's true, go to a doc?
I will always wonder how you smell like, loreen.

I'm a true platonic, I let the disease run its course.
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Buddy of mine lost his sense of smell and the main problem he has is he doesn't realize when he smells like BO and that his house and car smell like BO. Or if food has gone bad. He has gotten food poisoning a number of times. For awhile he took it to the extreme and was overdoing cologne and spraying febreze all over his house and people complained about that too.
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I'm feelin' pretty stoic about it.
it's a damn good word, alright?

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