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AdultKing · 08-07-2016, 09:05 AM

I thought that Paul's posts really would benefit from more authenticity if written in the language of his time.

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without those wage shots, the video 'r setteth art w'rthless 'r w'rth less. the setteth 'r video hadst to includeth key elements. nay matt'r how valorous looking the wench wast, the lady hadst to invoke emotions in the view'r, oth'r than the fact yond the lady's just anoth'r nak'd corse doing p'rn.

the traffic wast th're as t hast at each moment been. the key wast conv'rsion and retention. wouldst the cov'r shots conv'rt the brows'r to buyeth? wouldst the content prithee that gent enow to keepeth that gent buying yond brand? we knoweth this w'rk'd in p'rn because some sites w're streets ahead of the oth'rs. haply those gents didn't conv'rt so well f'r the individual, those gents hadst to beest making a lot of wage to runneth such an 'rganisation. coequal so, some affiliates sw're blindeth micro niche sites yond w're barely making a profit conv'rt'd most wondrous.

the problem is webmast'rs tooketh ov'r and traffic becameth the #1 pri'rity.

TheDynasty · 08-07-2016, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

I thought that Paul's posts really would benefit from more authenticity if written in the language of his time.

backeth in the day at which hour selling p'rn as an independent p'rnograph'r wast hard. we hadst to learneth festinate, what girls couldst doth the job, did sell, what those gents w're suitable f'r, etc. we eke hadst to learneth how to shooteth p'rn. shooting a front cov'r f'r a magazine of dvd boxeth cov'r is a demanding job.

without those wage shots, the video 'r setteth art w'rthless 'r w'rth less. the setteth 'r video hadst to includeth key elements. nay matt'r how valorous looking the wench wast, the lady hadst to invoke emotions in the view'r, oth'r than the fact yond the lady's just anoth'r nak'd corse doing p'rn.

the traffic wast th're as t hast at each moment been. the key wast conv'rsion and retention. wouldst the cov'r shots conv'rt the brows'r to buyeth? wouldst the content prithee that gent enow to keepeth that gent buying yond brand? we knoweth this w'rk'd in p'rn because some sites w're streets ahead of the oth'rs. haply those gents didn't conv'rt so well f'r the individual, those gents hadst to beest making a lot of wage to runneth such an 'rganisation. coequal so, some affiliates sw're blindeth micro niche sites yond w're barely making a profit conv'rt'd most wondrous.

the problem is webmast'rs tooketh ov'r and traffic becameth the #1 pri'rity.

Spunky · 08-07-2016, 09:50 AM

You put a lot of thought into this

Rochard · 08-07-2016, 12:05 PM

This is funny...

SilentKnight · 08-07-2016, 12:16 PM

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woj · 08-07-2016, 01:39 PM

arock10 · 08-07-2016, 02:47 PM

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Smack dat · 08-07-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

You put a lot of thought into this

Not really he just used a tool like everyone else in this biz looking for a quick fix

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Paul Markham · 08-08-2016, 03:28 AM

Off to have lunch TTYL

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