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Bladewire · 08-06-2016, 07:19 PM

AUGUST 5--A 90-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after he called police to report that the woman stole a piece of jewelry after he paid her $100 to perform a sex act.

When cops told Nicholas Salerno that he would face a criminal charge for admitting to hiring a hooker, the nonagenarian replied, ?I don?t give a fuck. I?m 90 years old for Christ?s sake.?

As detailed in a marvelous Dennis Police Department report, Salerno dialed cops in late-June to report that he had paid Karen Proia, 48, for a sexual encounter in his home. Salerno said that he got Proia?s first name and phone number from a friend who reported that he ?paid a girl one hundred dollars for a blowjob.? Salerno added that his unnamed pal assured him that the woman ?would do it for him too.?

Salerno said that he paid Proia $100 for oral sex. Upon her departure from his home, Salerno said that he discovered a gold chain missing from atop a bedroom dresser. Salerno said he waited a week to report the theft because he ?wanted to give Karen a chance to bring the necklace back,? police noted.

When asked if he knew the woman?s last name, Salerno told police, ?All I know is her phone number and that she lives in an apartment across from the Christmas Tree Shop? in West Dennis on Cape Cod.

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sirkonstantine · 08-07-2016, 02:09 AM

What an idiot. He should have reported "I invited a female into my home and jewelry is missing." He voluntarily admitted to soliciting a prostitute (a crime) and, therefore, the police have to charge him. If he kept that part silent, he'd be free.

Seth Manson · 08-07-2016, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

What an idiot. He should have reported "I invited a female into my home and jewelry is missing." He voluntarily admitted to soliciting a prostitute (a crime) and, therefore, the police have to charge him. If he kept that part silent, he'd be free.

Who gives a fuck. He's 90 years old for Christ?s sake.

MiamiBoyz · 08-07-2016, 03:59 AM

just a punk · 08-07-2016, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

What an idiot. He should have reported "I invited a female into my home and jewelry is missing." He voluntarily admitted to soliciting a prostitute (a crime) and, therefore, the police have to charge him. If he kept that part silent, he'd be free.

How is it possible that in "land of the free" prostitution is a crime? I thought that every human (a man, a woman - doesn't matter) has a right to decide how to use his/her own body? That's liberal basics, actually.

Rochard · 08-07-2016, 12:01 PM

I watch Cops on TV, love the old re-runs.... An episode the other day had a truck driver calling the police saying two women stole his wallet from his truck. The police kept asking the truck driver if he was sure he wanted them to look into it, because, you guessed it, they ended up arresting the truck driver for hiring hookers.

Bladewire · 08-07-2016, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I watch Cops on TV, love the old re-runs.... An episode the other day had a truck driver calling the police saying two women stole his wallet from his truck. The police kept asking the truck driver if he was sure he wanted them to look into it, because, you guessed it, they ended up arresting the truck driver for hiring hookers.

Did he get his wallet back?

just a punk · 08-08-2016, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

How is it possible that in "land of the free" prostitution is a crime? I thought that every human (a man, a woman - doesn't matter) has a right to decide how to use his/her own body? That's liberal basics, actually.

So there will be no answer to my question? And after that the US guys dare to say they have more freedom than me? In fact the only "freedom right" I have less here than there is to say that Putin is a thief and a piece of shit. Oh wait, I've just said that

Seth Manson · 08-08-2016, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

So there will be no answer to my question?

Google is your friend.

ErectMedia · 08-08-2016, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

When cops told Nicholas Salerno that he would face a criminal charge for admitting to hiring a hooker, the nonagenarian replied, ?I don?t give a fuck. I?m 90 years old for Christ?s sake.?

If ya still get hard at 90 and fluid comes out instead of dust fuck it I agree.

Bladewire · 08-08-2016, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

So there will be no answer to my question? And after that the US guys dare to say they have more freedom than me? In fact the only "freedom right" I have less here than there is to say that Putin is a thief and a piece of shit. Oh wait, I've just said that

I liked living in Oz where prostitution was legal but my British male recruits would get slapped by girls at the strip club trying to get them to do porn

Escorts are legal in U.S. and they have sex with you.

So much better than Kremlin stinky whores for bottle of vodka and handful of rubles & hot wet towel.

So many Russian uncircumcised stinky dicks cumming in their dried out alcoholic vodka vaginas.

Nothing like Dubai , so much better

just a punk · 08-09-2016, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Google is your friend.

Google does not explain why even the basic liberal values are ignored in the States.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

I liked living in Oz where prostitution was legal but my British male recruits would get slapped by girls at the strip club trying to get them to do porn

Escorts are legal in U.S. and they have sex with you.

So much better than Kremlin stinky whores for bottle of vodka and handful of rubles & hot wet towel.

So many Russian uncircumcised stinky dicks cumming in their dried out alcoholic vodka vaginas.

Nothing like Dubai , so much better

How is it possible to post so many words without any sense?

Sunny Day · 08-09-2016, 06:23 AM

I always like the COPS episode where someone calls from a 7-11 to report they got ripped off on a $20 drug deal.

Relic · 08-09-2016, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

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NatalieK · 08-09-2016, 11:52 AM

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Squid anus

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xXXtesy10 · 08-09-2016, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

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Bladewire · 08-09-2016, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Google does not explain why even the basic liberal values are ignored in the States.

How is it possible to post so many words without any sense?

Your English not so good

Horatio Caine · 08-09-2016, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

How is it possible that in "land of the free" prostitution is a crime? I thought that every human (a man, a woman - doesn't matter) has a right to decide how to use his/her own body? That's liberal basics, actually.

Its illegal in many places, dumb fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_by_country

Relic · 08-09-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

: thumbsup

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CurrentlySober · 08-09-2016, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

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08-06-2016, 07:19 PM	#1
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Which GFY User is This? AUGUST 5--A 90-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after he called police to report that the woman stole a piece of jewelry after he paid her $100 to perform a sex act. When cops told Nicholas Salerno that he would face a criminal charge for admitting to hiring a hooker, the nonagenarian replied, ?I don?t give a fuck. I?m 90 years old for Christ?s sake.? As detailed in a marvelous Dennis Police Department report, Salerno dialed cops in late-June to report that he had paid Karen Proia, 48, for a sexual encounter in his home. Salerno said that he got Proia?s first name and phone number from a friend who reported that he ?paid a girl one hundred dollars for a blowjob.? Salerno added that his unnamed pal assured him that the woman ?would do it for him too.? Salerno said that he paid Proia $100 for oral sex. Upon her departure from his home, Salerno said that he discovered a gold chain missing from atop a bedroom dresser. Salerno said he waited a week to report the theft because he ?wanted to give Karen a chance to bring the necklace back,? police noted. When asked if he knew the woman?s last name, Salerno told police, ?All I know is her phone number and that she lives in an apartment across from the Christmas Tree Shop? in West Dennis on Cape Cod. Man, 90, Tells Cops Hooker Ripped Him Off \| The Smoking Gun

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,819	I watch Cops on TV, love the old re-runs.... An episode the other day had a truck driver calling the police saying two women stole his wallet from his truck. The police kept asking the truck driver if he was sure he wanted them to look into it, because, you guessed it, they ended up arresting the truck driver for hiring hookers. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

08-09-2016, 06:23 AM	#13
Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Cops I always like the COPS episode where someone calls from a 7-11 to report they got ripped off on a $20 drug deal.

08-07-2016, 02:09 AM	#2
sirkonstantine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 281	What an idiot. He should have reported "I invited a female into my home and jewelry is missing." He voluntarily admitted to soliciting a prostitute (a crime) and, therefore, the police have to charge him. If he kept that part silent, he'd be free.

08-07-2016, 03:59 AM	#4
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