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[RummyBoy]

Venezuela is going through a major crisis. Basic food and household items are unavailable and there is hyperinflation over there which has resulted in a lot of problems. Anyone been out there recently?

A friend of mine just came back from Caracas and apparently $20 buys over 6 months of food or 10 screws with the hottest Venezuelan escorts.

Its unusually easy for foreigners to date Venezuelan chicks there - there's tens of 1000's on tinder. They're all hot, super slim and BEYOND desperate with their idea of a good date being simply "dinner".

Sad state of affairs when you try to stop the free market but we should also tag this one, the result of money printing.

Venezuela: how the socialist paradise turned into debt and hyperinflation hell

Venezuela’s Inflation Is Set to Top 1,600% Next Year - Real Time Economics - WSJ

[stoka]

Originally Posted by RummyBoy

A friend of mine just came back from Caracas and apparently $20 buys over 6 months of food or 10 screws with the hottest Venezuelan escorts.

this has to be bullshit

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by stoka

this has to be bullshit

No its true except that there are serious, serious limits to what you can actually buy so if you're limited to certain kinds of food, you can get a shit load for your money. I saw the photos myself but there's tons of videos on youtube about the ongoing crisis....

Venezuela crisis: no butter and bread for weeks - May. 31, 2016

A growing, catastrophic food crisis sows unrest in Venezuela | PBS NewsHour

[stoka]

In that case no foreigner can buy anything at that prices. Similar to east block in late 1980s but Latin American version must be much rougher. Wouldn't go there even everything's for free because revolution in 9, 8, 7...

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by stoka

In that case no foreigner can buy anything at that prices.

No, things are dirt cheap for foreigners. It's the currency (the bolivar) that is being devalued against the US dollar through hyperinflation.

[pornguy]

Originally Posted by stoka

this has to be bullshit

It is bull shit. My GF just got back and 20Bucks buys a kids meal in MC Donalds and thats it.

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by pornguy

It is bull shit. My GF just got back and 20Bucks buys a kids meal in MC Donalds and thats it.

Not exactly true. Something like McDonalds will be basically in line with prices in other countries depending on where the goods are sourced, ie probably outside. Although, im only going on what my friend said but here's anecdotal evidence of cheap prices:

'Paradise for $20': hardy tourists enjoy Venezuela cash bonanza | Reuters

from above:

"People should come. It's so cheap, it's ridiculous. Even with our devalued currency in Argentina, it still works out such good value," he added, saying meals out in Caracas were a quarter of the cost in Buenos Aires.

"You pay $1 and you get a really nice meal. If you shell out $20, you're paragliding in the morning and kayaking in the afternoon!" said Hatton, who recounted his Venezuela experiences at thebrokebackpacker.com.

Backpacking in Venezuela - Cheap Backpacker Adventures

from above:

"Venezuela is officially the cheapest country I have ever been to. At the time of writing, it is possible to get around 230 Bs per USD on the black market (UPDATE: As of 20th May 2016, it is now possible to get close to 1000 BS per USD)."

[Barry-xlovecam]

If they have internet and computers -- we pay studios/models at least 50% of the revenue they create -- wired to them in euros

That said, there have been rightest demonstration marches in Caracas. A military coup seem a possibility ... Venezuela was not exactly a tourist destination before the crisis.

[pornguy]

Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Not exactly true. Something like McDonalds will be basically in line with prices in other countries depending on where the goods are sourced, ie probably outside. Although, im only going on what my friend said but here's anecdotal evidence of cheap prices:

'Paradise for $20': hardy tourists enjoy Venezuela cash bonanza | Reuters

from above:

"People should come. It's so cheap, it's ridiculous. Even with our devalued currency in Argentina, it still works out such good value," he added, saying meals out in Caracas were a quarter of the cost in Buenos Aires.

"You pay $1 and you get a really nice meal. If you shell out $20, you're paragliding in the morning and kayaking in the afternoon!" said Hatton, who recounted his Venezuela experiences at thebrokebackpacker.com.

Backpacking in Venezuela - Cheap Backpacker Adventures

from above:

"Venezuela is officially the cheapest country I have ever been to. At the time of writing, it is possible to get around 230 Bs per USD on the black market (UPDATE: As of 20th May 2016, it is now possible to get close to 1000 BS per USD)."

Did you miss the part where I said My GF. Just got back? she was there. She took her daughter to Mc Donalds and the happy meal was almost 20$. nothing left over for a hooker.

In mexico the prices are NOT inline with anything else but the markets in mexico same with VZ and every other country.

[Tasty1]

Caracas must be one of the most dangerous cities, i just had a stopover there. Reading about it now, interesting. When there is more possitive news and not about killing tourist, i will go there. Diving must be great. But is it is so cheap, can't you buy land?

[Spunky]

Time for a vacation.

[yuu.design]

no girls pics in this thread?

[Tasty1]

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

That said, there have been rightest demonstration marches in Caracas. A military coup seem a possibility ... Venezuela was not exactly a tourist destination before the crisis.

Isla Margarita was popular a few years ago. But than tourist get robbed a lot.

[galleryseek]

Venezuela is the end-result of Bernie Sanders-style socialism.

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by pornguy

Did you miss the part where I said My GF. Just got back? she was there. She took her daughter to Mc Donalds and the happy meal was almost 20$. nothing left over for a hooker.

No I didnt miss that part at all, it is you who misunderstood.

The point is that if you buy food in McD, much of that food will be imported. Since the bolivar is devalued against the USD and by extension all other currencies, don't expect much of a difference in price for McD or Starbucks or any brand with its outside source produce which is priced outside Venezuela.

It may also be possible that you're GF did an official FX rather than buying her bolivars at the black market rate... there would be a massive difference between the two in terms of FX rate.

Recently you could buy a very nice meal in an upscale joint for around $1 if you get your bolivars at the black market rate and that's a fact. It may even have got cheaper since and there's 100's of blogs about how cheap Venezuela is right now....

[RummyBoy]

Although, it looks like I'm wrong about that as it says McD is forced by the government to source much of their foodstuffs in Venezuela which may actually be a cause of the problem.

Bottom line is that you have to go there to really know a lot because there does seem to be a bit of media blackout. I dont know how accurate numbeo is and whether it considers the black market rate for bolivars but it does indicate relatively cheap prices here:

Cost of Living in Venezuela. Prices in Venezuela. Updated Aug 2016

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by yuu

no girls pics in this thread?

Yup, that's what I thought.

FAIL

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Yup, that's what I thought.

FAIL

Well the chicks are definitely being sourced from inside Venezuela







Sorry guys, you'll have to make do with these ugly venezuelan chicks.

[LatinaCamChat]

Originally Posted by pornguy

It is bull shit. My GF just got back and 20Bucks buys a kids meal in MC Donalds and thats it.

Ignorant fuck

[ilnjscb]

Its true. Wages are equivalent to $20/month. I got quoted $100/m for 4 people and a dedicated phone line.

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

I got quoted $100/m for 4 people and a dedicated phone line.

Go for it. There's no reason to feel bad about taking advantage. The free market works and you'll be helping the local population. Sooner or later the wages will rise to balance things out a bit more but in the mean time you benefit from the cheap labor whilst providing much needed support to the economy.

[ErectMedia]

Had a chick stay with me last year and she's about to come back to the US to escape for a few month vacation again. Shit was bad last year when she was here but even worse now. Talk to her almost daily so I hear all the stories murders over cell phones, robberies, electric shut offs, internet sucks, no food in stores etc... She left me some of their money as a souvenir cause basically worthless. She's had to trade food for medicine etc... so more of a barter/black market economy cause nobody has shit. Based on months of stories I've heard may be pretty but I wouldn't go visit her there as probably get robbed. So dollar may go far there but what's the point if internet/electricity is spotty and safety is a concern and having dollars doesn't make shit ya need magically import. Her whole neighborhood got robbed last week, home invasion style and they laughed in the security cameras while doing it.

[Look Chang]

Pics coming... Venezuelian girls:

[eric_wahlberg]

Poverty is quite harsh on women and children.

Unfortunately, most beauties from Venenzuela would end up in brothels.

[RummyBoy]

Originally Posted by eric_wahlberg

Unfortunately, most beauties from Venenzuela would end up in brothels.

I understand the sentence but you included the word "Unfortunately".

Why so? If they perform an economic purpose in exchange for cash which they then can exchange for goods isn't that an economic function? Who are you to stop them from performing an economic function and thereby feeding themselves and their families? Are you going to liberate them in the same way the USA liberated Iraq? Then they will be free to die of hunger.

Either that or your cock has a moral pre-disposition

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by RummyBoy

I understand the sentence but you included the word "Unfortunately".

Why so? If they perform an economic purpose in exchange for cash which they then can exchange for goods isn't that an economic function? Who are you to stop them from performing an economic function and thereby feeding themselves and their families? Are you going to liberate them in the same way the USA liberated Iraq? Then they will be free to die of hunger.

Either that or your cock has a moral pre-disposition

How would you like it if your mom had to suck off some fat sweaty fuck to feed her family? Wouldn't you find that unfortunate?

[MiamiBoyz]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

How would you like it if your mom had to suck off some fat sweaty fuck to feed her family? Wouldn't you find that unfortunate?

Nope...is that any worse than being chained in a factory assembling iPhone all day for a dollar? I think not.

Or how about being a maid who cleans rich fucks shitters all day and is abused by her masters? Better than sucking a sweaty cock...Nope

Prostitution is perfectly legal there and it is certainly a legitimate form of working and making a living for consenting sex workers.

[BIGTYMER]

On the plane now.. I'm getting into the gas smuggling business.

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Nope...is that any worse than being chained in a factory assembling iPhone all day for a dollar? I think not.

Or how about being a maid who cleans rich fucks shitters all day and is abused by her masters? Better than sucking a sweaty cock...Nope

Prostitution is perfectly legal there and it is certainly a legitimate form of working and making a living for consenting sex workers.

Sucking dick so you can cop a bag of dope is a lot different than sucking dick to feed your family.