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Old 08-13-2016, 06:24 AM   #1
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I was offered Sex Today
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
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Old 08-13-2016, 06:25 AM   #2
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Old 08-13-2016, 07:13 AM   #3
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Old 08-13-2016, 07:25 AM   #4
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Old 08-13-2016, 07:53 AM   #5
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:42 AM   #6
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:55 AM   #7
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:59 AM   #8
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Old 08-13-2016, 09:39 AM   #9
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Old 08-13-2016, 09:50 AM   #10
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Old 08-13-2016, 02:04 PM   #11
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I don't get it
He advertised for ajax anyway and he didn't even get laid..
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Old 08-13-2016, 03:19 PM   #12
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Old 08-13-2016, 04:47 PM   #13
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Old 08-13-2016, 05:20 PM   #14
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He advertised for ajax anyway and he didn't even get laid..
err you don't get it either..
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Old 08-13-2016, 05:42 PM   #15
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Damn good thing you turned it down - she was likely a crisis actor.

She'd be faking everything.
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Old 08-13-2016, 07:23 PM   #16
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err you don't get it either..
What did I miss??
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Damn good thing you turned it down - she was likely a crisis actor.

She'd be faking everything.
Another one who doesn't get it. LOL

You should rename this thread a GFY Intelligence Test. :D
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:20 PM   #19
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Another one who doesn't get it. LOL

You should rename this thread a GFY Intelligence Test. :D
I got it.

Wasn't the point of my post.

You'd fail if this were any sort of IQ test.
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:31 PM   #20
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Easy to understand: He was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today but when she dropped her panties, he discovered her hard penis! As he is not gay he declined her offer but she was so sexy and convincing that he finaly let her fuck his own ass. Of course he will never publicly admit this shameful act and he carrefully cleaned his butt with Ajax scented lemon to erase the evidences...

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I got it.

Wasn't the point of my post.

You'd fail if this were any sort of IQ test.
No I got your false equivalency.
Trying to tie a joke to a political hack point of view, very clever.



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Easy to understand: He was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today but when she dropped her panties, he discovered her hard penis! As he is not gay he declined her offer but she was so sexy and convincing that he finaly let her fuck his own ass. Of course he will never publicly admit this shameful act and he carrefully cleaned his butt with Ajax scented lemon to erase the evidences...
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Must be subliminal messages . so how did he get the commercial?
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Lolll so why did you post it here
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