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I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, "This is so unrealistic." I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, "This is so unrealistic."
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Old 08-17-2016, 06:52 AM   #1
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I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, "This is so unrealistic."
I said, "Just because you're unwilling to try new things, doesn't mean everyone's that frigid."
"Not that," she explained, "It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny dicks."
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Old 08-17-2016, 07:24 AM   #2
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Old 08-17-2016, 07:27 AM   #3
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Old 08-17-2016, 07:50 AM   #4
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Old 08-17-2016, 08:10 AM   #6
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Old 08-17-2016, 10:22 AM   #9
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