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Old 08-20-2016, 04:52 PM   #1
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Bill Clinton died and went to heaven

As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Old 08-20-2016, 04:59 PM   #2
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Old 08-20-2016, 06:18 PM   #3
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As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Ceiling fan

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Old 08-20-2016, 06:39 PM   #4
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Old 08-20-2016, 06:43 PM   #5
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I thought Bill Clinton died...

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Old 08-20-2016, 07:04 PM   #6
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I thought Bill Clinton died...

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The "and went to heaven"-part should have give you an idea of a "joke" coming....
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Old 08-20-2016, 07:51 PM   #7
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Old 08-20-2016, 07:58 PM   #8
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The "and went to heaven"-part should have give you an idea of a "joke" coming....
I believe in heaven, most people go there apart from the obvious trolls from GFY

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Old 08-21-2016, 12:09 AM   #9
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Old 08-21-2016, 04:26 AM   #10
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Old 08-21-2016, 04:33 AM   #11
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Old 08-21-2016, 05:16 AM   #12
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Old 08-21-2016, 08:00 AM   #14
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The irony is - you're among the most consistent spamming trolls on this forum - and either you're not self-aware...or willfully choose to ignore this fact while attempting to disguise your own stupidity.
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Time to break out notsureifseriousdog...

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The irony is - you're among the most consistent spamming trolls on this forum - and either you're not self-aware...or willfully choose to ignore this fact while attempting to disguise your own stupidity.
I don't spam on purpose, those that think this it's their stupidity... heard of the phrase, in the eyes of the beholder.

If you check out all my posts, I defend, I promote & I enjoy being here & still having to deal with constant trolling from you & maybe 4 or 5 others with ridiculous images & comments.

It's only because of Damian & DV trolling Gary, so the sheep follow.

I'm not here to spam my sig, but of course, if more webmasters sign up & make money from my website, i'm happy.

I'm here to simply enjoy being part of the adult community
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That was good. Made me laugh.
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