Bill Clinton died and went to heaven - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 08-20-2016, 04:52 PM

As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Spunky · 08-20-2016, 04:59 PM

I don't trust Hillary

DraX · 08-20-2016, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Ceiling fan

Good one!

RummyBoy · 08-20-2016, 06:39 PM

NatalieK · 08-20-2016, 06:43 PM

I thought Bill Clinton died...

bad taste in thread title

Struggle4Bucks · 08-20-2016, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

I thought Bill Clinton died...

bad taste in thread title

The "and went to heaven"-part should have give you an idea of a "joke" coming....

SilentKnight · 08-20-2016, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

I thought Bill Clinton died...

bad taste in thread title

NatalieK · 08-20-2016, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

The "and went to heaven"-part should have give you an idea of a "joke" coming....

I believe in heaven, most people go there apart from the obvious trolls from GFY

karma

Markul · 08-21-2016, 12:09 AM

lol good one

Mr. Garibaldi · 08-21-2016, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Relic · 08-21-2016, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

the obvious trolls from GFY

woj · 08-21-2016, 05:16 AM

freecartoonporn · 08-21-2016, 07:36 AM

lol, this thread delivers/

SilentKnight · 08-21-2016, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

I believe in heaven, most people go there apart from the obvious trolls from GFY

karma

The irony is - you're among the most consistent spamming trolls on this forum - and either you're not self-aware...or willfully choose to ignore this fact while attempting to disguise your own stupidity.

redwhiteandblue · 08-21-2016, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

I thought Bill Clinton died...

bad taste in thread title

Time to break out notsureifseriousdog...

NatalieK · 08-21-2016, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

The irony is - you're among the most consistent spamming trolls on this forum - and either you're not self-aware...or willfully choose to ignore this fact while attempting to disguise your own stupidity.

I don't spam on purpose, those that think this it's their stupidity... heard of the phrase, in the eyes of the beholder.

If you check out all my posts, I defend, I promote & I enjoy being here & still having to deal with constant trolling from you & maybe 4 or 5 others with ridiculous images & comments.

It's only because of Damian & DV trolling Gary, so the sheep follow.

I'm not here to spam my sig, but of course, if more webmasters sign up & make money from my website, i'm happy.

I'm here to simply enjoy being part of the adult community

DrJsn · 08-21-2016, 09:56 AM

That was good. Made me laugh.

nico-t · 08-21-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

I thought Bill Clinton died...

bad taste in thread title

onwebcam · 08-21-2016, 03:16 PM

"We sent that thing to Hell. The devil is using it as a fan."

j3rkules · 08-21-2016, 03:17 PM

scarlettcontent · 08-22-2016, 01:01 AM

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