A Drug Dealer Tried To Fool Police By Dressing Up As An Elderly Man - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 08-23-2016, 05:39 AM

Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

The police themselves admitted that the disguise was "realistic," but they saw through it anyway, pulled it off, and placed the 31-year-old under arrest.

The disguise cost Miller $2,000, and he wore it everywhere, according to police. Unfortunately for him, $2,000 isn't enough to keep police from finding you and your $30,000 worth of cash inside the house. Nice try, dude, but it could be worse-you could have been eaten by an alligator while hiding from the popos.

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Grapesoda · 08-23-2016, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

The police themselves admitted that the disguise was "realistic," but they saw through it anyway, pulled it off, and placed the 31-year-old under arrest.

The disguise cost Miller $2,000, and he wore it everywhere, according to police. Unfortunately for him, $2,000 isn't enough to keep police from finding you and your $30,000 worth of cash inside the house. Nice try, dude, but it could be worse-you could have been eaten by an alligator while hiding from the popos.

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ContentPimp · 08-23-2016, 06:30 AM

These damn criminals and their fucking prosthetic!

ilnjscb · 08-23-2016, 07:38 AM

LOL "Shizz Miller" - wigger dipshit

crockett · 08-23-2016, 08:33 AM

Funny shit, reminds me when I rented a place in Cocoa Beach, the landlords son was in charge of the building. He had this motorized parasail thing you could fly along the beach in.

About a month after I moved he you could tell he was paranoid about something. Always asking if we had seen any strange cars or people around.. Up til then he had been pretty normal and laid back.

Then one day I see him flying back and forth over our building in his parasail. I thought it was odd but thought he was just having fun.

The next day, he got busted for selling X. Turns out it was the biggest bust they had ever had and he was like the main guy supplier of the entire area.

I guess he found out the cops were after him, so he had been flying around in his parasail trying to see if the cops were watching the building.

blackmonsters · 08-23-2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

LOL "Shizz Miller" - wigger dipshit

Wigger is how you attempt to blame black people for his thuggery.
As if he'd be an acceptable thug if his nick name was Whitey......as in Bulger.

astronaut x · 08-23-2016, 11:10 AM

That guy gets an "A" for effort though.

JFK · 08-23-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

That guy gets an "A" for effort though.

yup

ilnjscb · 08-23-2016, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Wigger is how you attempt to blame black people for his thuggery.
As if he'd be an acceptable thug if his nick name was Whitey......as in Bulger.

No - not at all. White simpletons copying what they assume to be black culture are in my view, a very low form of life. There are many people who "pass" in either direction, but these losers are mimicking a stereotype and thus enforcing it, without any of the consequences (well, not in this idiots case) or the cultural identity.

blackmonsters · 08-24-2016, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

No - not at all. White simpletons copying what they assume to be black culture are in my view, a very low form of life. There are many people who "pass" in either direction, but these losers are mimicking a stereotype and thus enforcing it, without any of the consequences (well, not in this idiots case) or the cultural identity.

The guy has a nick name; you made all the assumptions.

nico-t · 08-24-2016, 09:03 AM

I like this copy and paste, because the first two paragraphs are copied and pasted from the copy and paste.

Adnium_Ivana · 08-24-2016, 02:00 PM

Creative as fuck but he could've just moved instead

brassmonkey · 08-24-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Adnium_Ivana

Creative as fuck but he could've just moved instead

it would be too damn hard to move an operation as big as he had. he would have to blow up a spot and everybody loses

Relic · 08-24-2016, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it would be too damn hard to move an operation as big as he had. he would have to blow up a spot and everybody loses

Re: tard ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Horatio Caine · 08-24-2016, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it would be too damn hard to move an operation as big as he had. he would have to blow up a spot and everybody loses

Do you always pretend to be some sort of big tyme drug dealer/gangsta/crip etc on the internet? I bet you were bullied 24/7 in da hood when were young.

ilnjscb · 08-24-2016, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

The guy has a nick name; you made all the assumptions.

Yep, based on the nickname, I assumed. And my assessment of him is just that, my assessment of him. Why, do you have a nickname?

08-23-2016, 05:39 AM	#1
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08-23-2016, 07:38 AM	#4
ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,869	LOL "Shizz Miller" - wigger dipshit

08-23-2016, 08:33 AM	#5
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Funny shit, reminds me when I rented a place in Cocoa Beach, the landlords son was in charge of the building. He had this motorized parasail thing you could fly along the beach in. About a month after I moved he you could tell he was paranoid about something. Always asking if we had seen any strange cars or people around.. Up til then he had been pretty normal and laid back. Then one day I see him flying back and forth over our building in his parasail. I thought it was odd but thought he was just having fun. The next day, he got busted for selling X. Turns out it was the biggest bust they had ever had and he was like the main guy supplier of the entire area. I guess he found out the cops were after him, so he had been flying around in his parasail trying to see if the cops were watching the building.

08-23-2016, 11:10 AM	#7
astronaut x Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Location: From this www and beyond! Posts: 4,844	That guy gets an "A" for effort though.

08-24-2016, 09:03 AM	#11
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	I like this copy and paste, because the first two paragraphs are copied and pasted from the copy and paste.