An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him... - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 09-01-2016, 10:22 AM

... the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees. They both get into his car and drive really far. He stops at a cliff with the view of the whole city. Within seconds they start taking off their clothes. After 15 minutes of vigorous sex they finally finish. They both put their clothes on and they both just sit there awkwardly. The woman speaks up and says "I'm a prostitute and its going to be 100 dollars for my service." The man is stunned and saddened that she didn't really like him. He gives her the money and they both sit there awkwardly. The woman tells him that she is ready to leave and the man replies "I'm a taxi driver and its going to be 150 dollars for the ride here and back."

femdomdestiny · 09-01-2016, 11:27 AM

Cool...but I was expecting that woman is a shemale or something like that.

CDSmith · 09-01-2016, 12:40 PM

I'm gonna try that the next time I'm in Vegas.

mineistaken · 09-01-2016, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

Cool...but I was expecting that woman is a shemale or something like that.

It was on my mind as an option as well. Although when 100 bucks came out I was almost certain that he will be a taxi driver

NatalieK · 09-01-2016, 03:30 PM

You're on fire with jokes WHP

DrJsn · 09-01-2016, 04:48 PM

lol nice I like that one

ContentPimp · 09-02-2016, 01:04 AM

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Paul Markham · 09-02-2016, 02:29 AM

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romeo22 · 09-02-2016, 02:42 AM

Oldie but goodie

09-01-2016, 10:22 AM	#1
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09-01-2016, 11:27 AM	#2
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09-01-2016, 12:40 PM	#3
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09-02-2016, 02:42 AM	#9
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